Jamie Dornan stars a Christian Grey for the new lolzfest Fifty Shades of Grey film and he's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in full Grey-ness, with Dakota Johnson, who plays what's-her-face (Anastasia Steele).
This cover says it all, doesn't it? It's every bit as cheesy and horrible and creepy as we think it's going to be. Look at her face! They're not even showering her whole face. No, she must cover it, for she is terrified of master Grey. And look at him! He looks like J. Crew turn...
Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they're calling her a "model" and she's got all the gross juicy details about Bieber's naked bod. Here's what she's saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:
Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.
...
Zac Efron's jaw is wired shut, and I don't mean he's refusing to talk about something -- I mean his jaw is literally wired shut. He broke it. Here's what TMZ is reporting:
[...] It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That's Zac's story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol' gash that had to be closed with stitches.
I guess they're implying that he broke his jaw while he was on drugs? I don't know, sounds perfectly reasonable to me that you could break your jaw by slipping on water.
Better crank up "Through The Wire", Zac.
/>Zac Efron's jaw is wired shut, and I don't mean he's refusing to talk about something -- I mean his jaw is literally wired shut. He broke it. Here's what TMZ is reporting:
[...] It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That's Zac's story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol' gash that had to be closed with stitches.
I guess they're implying that he broke his jaw while he was on drugs? I don't know, sounds perfectly rea...
Lady Gaga is getting tired of the Madonna comparisons, everyone. And also, she's pretty certain Madonna doesn't like her. And she doesn't care. She almost wears it as a badge of honor. Honestly? I would, too. If Madonna didn't like me, I'd be proud. Not sure why. I guess it's the idea of pissing off such a huge star. Here's what she told Howard Stern, via MTV News:
"There's not so many ways you can interpret it," she said when asked by Stern if perhaps jealousy was behind the frequent shots sh...
Lindsay Lohan took a ~~sexy selfie~~ on Instagram of her in her underwear (above). We can't even see her face, just her bod in lacey boyshorts with the caption, "Goodnight." Uh, why, Lohan? Why? A "thank you" to Chris Pine, perhaps?
Does anyone find this photo sexy? All I can focus on is how dirty her room looks. Maybe that's just a poor choice of filter.
Still better than Kim's ass selfie.
Look, I'm not "slut-shaming" the girl, so don't even. I'm just questioning why she feels she has...
Alec Baldwin broke down and cried on the stand in court today, when he had to talk about his stalker, Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin. A lot of people in the courtroom though were quietly calling "shenanigans" suggesting that perhaps Baldwin was acting, and not even doing his best work. But Ms. Sabourin wasn't quiet in the room -- she was actually heckling him during his testimony. I've watched enough Law & Order to know that's a no-no. Here's more from Mercury News:
In teary testimony -...
It's a Cinderella story: the new Star Wars film, now with a release date, is doing open casting. Provided you're 17-23 years-old, and in the UK, you could land a role! Here's the casting notice, via Variety:
The notice calls for a “beautiful, smart and athletic” young woman to play Rachel, a 17-18 year old, and a “handsome, smart and athletic” man to play Thomas, 19-23 years old.
Video submissions can be entered through the casting website. In addition to the U.K. open auditions,...
Beyoncé fans think they can keep her from going to Kim and Kanye's wedding through a simple petition. It reminds me of the Fifty Shades of Grey casting petition -- guys, not gonna happen. More from Daily News:
A Change.org petition was reportedly started Thursday by a fan named John Barry who wanted others to join him in rallying against the 32-year-old singer going to West and Kardashian's big day. The petition entitled "Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardahian's Wedding" immediately sparked responses from Beyonce fa...
George Clooney got the ole Batclaws out when he lashed out at Russell Crowe, and I think that's great, because Russell Crowe is kind of a dick. In an interview with Esquire magazine, Mr. Clooney said (via E Online),
He picked a fight with me. He started it for no reason at all. He put out this thing saying, 'George Clooney, Harrison Ford, and Robert De Niro are sellouts'...He really went after me. And so I sent him a note going, 'Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are figh...
Murder, She Wrote, is being remade, and let's just say it's not Angela Lansbury's...cup of tea. GET IT???
No, but seriously, she seems pissed. Here's what she said about the whole thing, via LA Times:
I think it's a mistake to call it 'Murder, She Wrote,' because 'Murder, She Wrote' will always be about a Cabot Cove and this wonderful little group of people who told those lovely stories and enjoyed a piece of that place, and also enjoyed Jessica Fletcher, who is a rare and very individual kind ...
Sacha Baron Cohen pulled a prank at the Britannia Awards when, upon accepting an award, he pushed an elderly women in a wheelchair off the stage. How unlike him, to pull a prank! He said the woman (above) was the, via Daily News,
oldest surviving actor to have worked with Chaplin in a silent movie.
Then, he "accidentally" fell on "Chaplin's cane" and pushed her into the audience.
He then said,
Grace Cullington is the oldest, no, sorry was the oldest-surviving (Chaplin co-star). I dedicate my award to her. This is obviously a tragedy. She has upstaged me....
Miley Cyrus smoked a joint during her MTV European Music Awards (EMAs) performance. There. There's your story. Why? Why does she do anything? Because she could. It was Amsterdam. Because she loves weed. Because she's "just being Miley." Because.
Are you still interested in hearing about this girl's shenanigans?
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Jamie Dornan stars a Christian Grey for the new lolzfest Fifty Shades of Grey film and he's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in full Grey-ness, with Dakota Johnson, who plays what's-her-face (Anastasia Steele).
This cover says it all, doesn't it? It's every bit as cheesy and horrible and creepy as we think it's going to be. Look at her face! They're not even showering her whole face. No, she must cover it, for she is terrified of master Grey. And look at him! He looks like J. Crew turn...
Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they're calling her a "model" and she's got all the gross juicy details about Bieber's naked bod. Here's what she's saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:
Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.
...
Lady Gaga is getting tired of the Madonna comparisons, everyone. And also, she's pretty certain Madonna doesn't like her. And she doesn't care. She almost wears it as a badge of honor. Honestly? I would, too. If Madonna didn't like me, I'd be proud. Not sure why. I guess it's the idea of pissing off such a huge star. Here's what she told Howard Stern, via MTV News:
"There's not so many ways you can interpret it," she said when asked by Stern if perhaps jealousy was behind the frequent shots sh...
Lindsay Lohan took a ~~sexy selfie~~ on Instagram of her in her underwear (above). We can't even see her face, just her bod in lacey boyshorts with the caption, "Goodnight." Uh, why, Lohan? Why? A "thank you" to Chris Pine, perhaps?
Does anyone find this photo sexy? All I can focus on is how dirty her room looks. Maybe that's just a poor choice of filter.
Still better than Kim's ass selfie.
Look, I'm not "slut-shaming" the girl, so don't even. I'm just questioning why she feels she has...
Alec Baldwin broke down and cried on the stand in court today, when he had to talk about his stalker, Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin. A lot of people in the courtroom though were quietly calling "shenanigans" suggesting that perhaps Baldwin was acting, and not even doing his best work. But Ms. Sabourin wasn't quiet in the room -- she was actually heckling him during his testimony. I've watched enough Law & Order to know that's a no-no. Here's more from Mercury News:
In teary testimony -...
It's a Cinderella story: the new Star Wars film, now with a release date, is doing open casting. Provided you're 17-23 years-old, and in the UK, you could land a role! Here's the casting notice, via Variety:
The notice calls for a “beautiful, smart and athletic” young woman to play Rachel, a 17-18 year old, and a “handsome, smart and athletic” man to play Thomas, 19-23 years old.
Video submissions can be entered through the casting website. In addition to the U.K. open auditions,...
Beyoncé fans think they can keep her from going to Kim and Kanye's wedding through a simple petition. It reminds me of the Fifty Shades of Grey casting petition -- guys, not gonna happen. More from Daily News:
A Change.org petition was reportedly started Thursday by a fan named John Barry who wanted others to join him in rallying against the 32-year-old singer going to West and Kardashian's big day. The petition entitled "Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardahian's Wedding" immediately sparked responses from Beyonce fa...
George Clooney got the ole Batclaws out when he lashed out at Russell Crowe, and I think that's great, because Russell Crowe is kind of a dick. In an interview with Esquire magazine, Mr. Clooney said (via E Online),
He picked a fight with me. He started it for no reason at all. He put out this thing saying, 'George Clooney, Harrison Ford, and Robert De Niro are sellouts'...He really went after me. And so I sent him a note going, 'Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are figh...
Murder, She Wrote, is being remade, and let's just say it's not Angela Lansbury's...cup of tea. GET IT???
No, but seriously, she seems pissed. Here's what she said about the whole thing, via LA Times:
I think it's a mistake to call it 'Murder, She Wrote,' because 'Murder, She Wrote' will always be about a Cabot Cove and this wonderful little group of people who told those lovely stories and enjoyed a piece of that place, and also enjoyed Jessica Fletcher, who is a rare and very individual kind ...
Sacha Baron Cohen pulled a prank at the Britannia Awards when, upon accepting an award, he pushed an elderly women in a wheelchair off the stage. How unlike him, to pull a prank! He said the woman (above) was the, via Daily News,
oldest surviving actor to have worked with Chaplin in a silent movie.
Then, he "accidentally" fell on "Chaplin's cane" and pushed her into the audience.
He then said,
Grace Cullington is the oldest, no, sorry was the oldest-surviving (Chaplin co-star). I dedicate my award to her. This is obviously a tragedy. She has upstaged me....
Miley Cyrus smoked a joint during her MTV European Music Awards (EMAs) performance. There. There's your story. Why? Why does she do anything? Because she could. It was Amsterdam. Because she loves weed. Because she's "just being Miley." Because.
Are you still interested in hearing about this girl's shenanigans?
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