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Clint Eastwood’s Daughter Married Robin Thicke’s Manager Who Happens To Be Jonah Hill’s Drama-tastic Brother

Francesca+Eastwood Clint Eastwood's marriage may have just ended, but his daughter's is just beginning. TMZ got the scoop that Francesca Eastwood married Robin Thicke's manager, Jordan Feldstein, who happens to be Jonah Hill's brother. Here are some more details: Our sources say vows were said at the Simple Wedding Chapel ... a quickie marriage spot that offers Elvis witnesses. But the marriage is shrouded in mystery! Francesca was out in Hollywood Thursday night and she wasn't wearing a wedding ring...

Did Lamar Odom Rap A Cheating Confession??

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been going to couples therapy, and they're going to need a lot more after this video in which it appears that Lamar raps about cheating on wife Khloe. Normally I would suggest that this was tongue-in-cheek, but Lamar seems so f-cking out of it that it doesn't seem like he's making a cute "screw you" joke. He's shirtless and with a friend and is slurring. The line in question is when he raps, quietly, at 1:49,
And when Khloe’s out of town, I guess I’ll still be on the DL.
His friend follows up with,
You know what it is. We the QU [Queens] pimps. Ask any of these shorties. We ran through their cribs. Up in them hills, down to the hills, over in East LA, they take us to the jungle and we A-OK.
Here's the video from TMZ. It looks like it was shot with a calculator.
What a jerk! Crack's a helluvah drug. No excuse though. He's gross.
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/>Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been going to couples therapy, and they're going to need a lot more after this video in which it appears that Lamar raps about cheating on wife Khloe. Normally I would suggest that this was tongue-in-cheek, but Lamar seems so f-cking out of it that it doesn't seem like he's making a cute "screw you" joke. He's shirtless and with a friend and is slurring. The line in question is when he raps, quietly, at 1:49, And when Khloe’s out of town, I guess I’ll still...

Carrie Bradshaw Herself Is On Instagram

Sarah+Jessica+Parker Sarah Jessica Parker, AKA Carrie Bradshaw (the original), is officially on Instagram, guys. She's been taking lots of photos of things she found on the street, like this Elmo loofah: Captioned: "Tempted to pick him up and bring him home. But quickly imagined and hoped for its rightful owner re-tracing steps to a reunion." Her profile photo appears to be a closeup of her eye. SJP, you so MySpace '08. Love it. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before she follows Gwyneth. Being on Instag...

Aaron Carter Is Totally Broke

Aaron+Carter Aaron Carter may have beaten Shaq (old school reference right there) but that's all he's got -- he's so broke, he's filing for bankruptcy. It's kind of sad. Dude's got some major credit card debt and owes the IRS, big. He's ever in search of ways on how to make 10k fast. Hopefully he doesn't get into a Lauryn Hill situation. From TMZ: According to legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Aaron's assets total $8,232.16. Here's the BIG problem. His liabilities total $2,204,854, which include a $31,166 Am...

Turns Out Amanda Bynes Is Mentally Competent To Stand Trial After All

amanda-bynes Amanda Bynes won't be getting out of standing trial for her DUI case. Though earlier reports suggested her lawyer would fight against it, saying she wasn't mentally competent, that didn't seem to fly, because Ms. Bynes will indeed be present. Here's more from TMZ: Amanda's case was in Mental Health Court this AM, and the judge read the court-ordered medical evaluation of the actress, and determined she is now competent to face the DUI charges. Amanda's lawyer, Rich Hutton, did not object to the findings so the criminal case -- which was put on hold -- will now go forw...

Zappos Happy To Let Kanye Shit On Them

Kanye+West Kanye West threw another temper tantrum, this time aimed at Zappos, the online shoe retailer. He said in a podcast interview (via Starpulse), I got into this giant argument with the head of Zappos that he’s trying to tell me what I need to focus on. Meanwhile, he sells all this sh-t product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling shit product. First of all, how the hell did this conversation even come about? Was Kanye trying to order shoes for his Gigli music video when this happe...

Jon Hamm Doesn’t “Get” Katy Perry; Tells Kids To “Get Off His Lawn”

Jon Hamm is 42 but he sounds more like he's closer to 92, and fully admits to it. He says he doesn't "get" current music like Miley Cyrus and One Direction (fair) but lumps Katy Perry into it (not fair). From Contact Music:
I'm getting older, I'm slowly morphing into that guy who stands on his lawn and shakes his fist and shouts, 'Get off my lawn!' All I can is that I don't get Miley Cyrus, I don't get Katy Perry, I don't get One Direction ... I don't get why that's a thing.
Let me tell you something, Hammy. Sir Mick Jagger, who is like WAY older than you, totally gets why Katy Perry is a "thing"...if you get what I'm saying. I don't think it's fair to lump Katy in with One Direction. Also, ignoring that it's Miley, "Wrecking Ball" is a great song. (Video, not so much.) Yeah, I said it. Come. At. Me.
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/>Jon Hamm is 42 but he sounds more like he's closer to 92, and fully admits to it. He says he doesn't "get" current music like Miley Cyrus and One Direction (fair) but lumps Katy Perry into it (not fair). From Contact Music: I'm getting older, I'm slowly morphing into that guy who stands on his lawn and shakes his fist and shouts, 'Get off my lawn!' All I can is that I don't get Miley Cyrus, I don't get Katy Perry, I don't get One Direction ... I don't get why that's a thing. Let me tell you something, Hammy. Sir Mick Ja...

January Jones Makes Babby Daddy Jokes

January+Jones+Xander January Jones still hasn't revealed the father of her baby, even though its obviously Jason Sudeikis, and she doesn't like being asked about it. However, she does have a sense of humor, (depending on how funny you find the next bit). She and James Marsden joke that he's the baby's dad. He told Playboy, via Us: Every time I see January, she's like, 'Hey, father of my baby.' There's so much stupid talk out there. I think that came from somebody thinking we were both in X-Men so it must be ...

Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive? Really?

adam-levine-sexiest-man-alive People magazine really underwhelmed with this one: "Adam Levine, sexiest man alive." Really? Were there no other men around? I guess none of them had a publicist as good as his.  On the honor, Levine said, via Just Jared, As a musician, you have fantasies that you want to win Grammys, but I didn’t really think that this was on the table. I was just amazed and stunned and it almost seemed like they were kidding, but they weren’t, so that’s cool. Some Adam Levine trivia for you: -- He's eng...

Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab For Violent Act

Chris+Brown Chris Brown, are you KIDDING me??? So you know how Chris Brown went to rehab for anger management? Wanna know why he left? He was kicked out of the program for throwing a f-cking ROCK at his MOM'S car. Are serious, Chris Brown?? You're a grown man. From TMZ: We just got hold of the probation report in the Rihanna case, which outlines what happened during his 13 days in a Malibu rehab joint for anger management counseling. According to the report, Chris' mom showed up for a family s...

It’s A CW Match Made In Heaven: Adam Brody And Leighton Meester Engaged

Leighton+Meester+Premiere+Girl+After+Party Adam Brody and Leighton Meester aren't just doin' it -- they're engaged, according to Us Weekly. It's like a CW match made in heaven! Gossip Girl meets OC dude. Too bad neither of those shows are on right now. Or then people would care like, 45% more about this. It's good for the nostalgia. They met in 2011. He's 33, she's 27. I always think of him as being younger. Her, too. Such is the magic of casting. I wanna see the ring. I feel it will be something like Lauren Conrad's engagement ring. What do you think of this engagement? Follow us on Twitter | Faceb...