Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Conrad Murray: “I did not kill Michael Jackson. He was a drug addict.”

conrad-murray Conrad Murray went to prison for killing Michael Jackson (a manslaughter charge) but he's insisting he didn't kill him; that Jackson did it himself, because he was drug addict. He's got an especially detailed defense. Here's what he told Daily Mail, via Extra: I did not kill Michael Jackson. He was a drug addict. Michael Jackson accidentally killed Michael Jackson… I never gave Michael anything that would kill him. You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit...

OUCH — Giada De Laurentiis Slices Finger Open During Live Thanksgiving Special

Giada+De+Laurentiis Giada De Laurentiis, the perkiest, chipperest cooking show host ever -- like Snow White with a cheshire cat grin -- accidentally sliced her finger open while preparing a turkey roll. According to Holland Sentinel, this happened during The Food Network's annual Thanksgiving Live special. All the Food Network stars were there (minus Paula Deen of course): Alton Brown, January Jones's bangee Bobby Flay, and Ina Garten. After she cut herself, Ms. De Laurentiis left the set and returned later with a bandaged finger...

Lamar Swears He Wasn’t On Drugs In His Rap Video

lamar odom driving Lamar Odom took off his shirt and turned on a video camera and rapped what was pretty much a confession of cheating on his wife, Khloe Kardashian. He's mumbling in the video and generally seems like he's completely f-cked up -- but Lamar swears he wasn't on drugs, just drunk. Right, because that's the important part. From TMZ: ... [Lamar] he insists he was s**faced drunk, and not cracked out. Lamar says it was a one time deal and NO drugs were involved -- he was specific about 2 drugs he's ...

Here’s Why Courtney Stodden Won’t Be Writing A Tell-All

Courtney+Stodden Courtney Stodden will soon be a child bride no longer. She's seeking a divorce from Some Dude from Lost because she doesn't want to "neglect [her] youth." So this 19-year-old will surely rake in some cash with a tell-all memoir, right? Nope. Because, (via Starpulse), I don't read or write. You don't read or writer? What? Okay then surely you'll be making money off of your bangin' bod that you paid so much for? No that's the not direction I'm taking. Trust me the second I turned 18 the en...

Could Scarlett Johansson Win An Oscar For A Role With Zero Minutes Of Screen Time?

Scarlett+Johansson Scarlett Johansson's best asset is obvious: her voice (I'm sorry, were you thinking of something else?). But it could it win her an Oscar? There's buzz that she could be nominated for an Oscar for her role in Spike Jonze's Her, a role that has zero minutes of screen time. Ms. Johansson plays a Siri-like character; just a robot voice that Joaquin Phoenix's character happens to fall in love with. We're still a long way off from the Oscars, but here's what one report is saying. From The Week: SCARLETT JOHANSSON is set...

Miley Got Robbed The Day Before Her Birthday

Miley+Cyrus Miley Cyrus got robbed on Friday, November 22, the day before she turned 21. The thief just got right into her house and stole stuff. I guess you could say they...came in like a wrecking ball. From E Online: LAPD confirms to E! News that a victim, whom they could not confirm was Cyrus, discovered property was missing from the home at around 4:30p.m. The incident occurred sometime in the afternoon and nobody was injured. There were no signs of forced entry. The investigation is ongoing. Bling Ring all over again? This sucks f...

Lady Gaga Swears Her Boyfriend Is Weird

Lady_Gaga_Taylor_kinney Lady Gaga's boyfriend, Taylor Kinney, seems normal as f-ck, but Gaga swears he's weird and that's why they get along together so well. This poor dude, between her airing stuff about their sex life (Hello, threesomes!) and calling him a lesbian, he really can't escape the spotlight that is Gaga. Here's what she's saying about their relationship now, via People: "He [Taylor] is extremely strange, actually. We complement each other's weirdness. That's actually one of the first things he ever sai...

Mini Mad Men Reunion for L’Wren Scott Banana Republic Launch Party

christina-hendricks-jessica-pare Mad Men fans will take anything they can get, with the show still being on hiatus. So when Christina Hendricks (Joan Holloway/Harris) and Jessica Paré (Megan Draper) meet up for a Banana Republic L'Wren Scott Collection Launch Party, I'm calling that a mini reunion. Mick Jagger, L'Wren's main man was also there. Katy Perry was not. Yet, Ms. Paré suddenly has a new Katy Perry-esque hairstyle. COINCIDENCE??? In addition to a mini reunion, I'm also calling this a fashion face-off. Whose outfit do you like...

Aaaaand Abigail Breslin Is Topless

ABIGAIL-BRESLIN-1 We knew it would happen. Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine herself, went topless for a photoshoot. It's tastefully done...compared to a Miley shoot. Her hair looks dirty as f-ck, though. Ms. Breslin's been growing up right before our very eyes. Here's what she said of the photos, via Huffington Post: I don't make these conscious decisions to do it, to like prove to the world that I'm grown up. I think people see my work and see what I do and see that I'm grown up. But yeah, I'm almost 18. Every headline fo...

Ellen Gives Us Mad Men Minus Cigarettes

ellen-mad-men-without-cigarettes Ellen DeGeneres wanted to do something for The Great American Smokeout that happened yesterday (you know, a whole day of "let's not smoke, America") so she gave us Mad Men with a twist. Instead of smoking cigarettes, you'll see Don Draper blowing noisemakers. You know, like those HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! things. It's pretty funny. Now let's see Kate Moss without cigarettes. Ha ha, funny joke! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

miranda-kerr Miranda Kerr, looking f-cking perfect. Or should I say, Kerrfect? Ha. Ha. HA. Hey, who's ready for best and worst celebrity looks of the week?! Everyone? Great! Take a look at some noteworthy looks from this week and then you tell me who wins for: BEST WORST WTF? Here we go! Read More...

See Zach Braff’s A+ Photobomb

zac-braff-photo-bomb-wedding Zach Braff isn't someone I'm terribly fond of -- and I'm not sure why -- but he won my heart with his adorable photobomb (above). A couple was taking wedding photos in NYC and after, the wedding photographer noticed a special someone in the shot. She tweeted, @zachbraff Sir, I think you photobombed my newlywed couple the other day in New York. :) Well played... pic.twitter.com/QFpgGM8pVi Let's take a closer look: Haha! Braff confirmed it was him with these tweets: This is one of my bes...