Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Lindsay Lohan Behind Paris Hilton’s Brother’s Vicious Beating?

Lindsay+Lohan Lindsay Lohan is getting Godfather-y on us. Here's what happened: Paris Hilton's younger brother, Barron Hilton, was attacked at a party in a mansion in Miami in the very early morning hours. Here's TMZ's photo of the damage done to his face: Barron is claiming that Lohan was behind the attack -- that she ordered someone to beat him up. Here's what we know. Though Lohan is claiming she had nothing to do with it and wasn't even there, TMZ has 13 seconds of video of her mocking Barron moments after he was beaten. Here's their report....

More Bad News On The Keri Russell Front: She And Her Husband Separated

Keri+Russell+Austenland+Afterparty Which is scarier: a home invasion or a separation? Keri Russell experienced both. She and her husband, Shane Deary, are separating after almost 7 years of marriage, her rep told Us. Apparently it happened over the summer. The two were married on Valentine's Day in 2007 and have 2 young children. Bad week for Ms. Russell, although I suppose since they split over the summer she's had some time to deal with it, whereas we're hearing all of this now. And I know how hard it will be for Evil Be...

Which Actress Blames Her Boobs For Her Slowed Down Career?

Kate+Hudson+blind+item Blind Gossip has a great one about an actress who used to work all the time and is blaming her slowed down, if not stalled career, on of all things, her boobs. Yes, her boobs. From Blind Gossip: When asked why she doesn’t work more, this famous actress will say that she is concentrating on her family. Privately, however, she is pissed that she isn’t a major star! Her parents are both in the business. She used those connections to book her first few jobs, then booked movie roles like ...

Lohan Insists She’s Not Banging Liam Neeson’s Son

Lindsay+Lohan+topless Lindsay Lohan was reportedly seen holding hands with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son, Michael, but she's insisting they're "just friends." Again, I say that's practically admitting, "yeah, we're doing it" because what the hell could your friendship be based on? He's a teenager and you're pushing 30. Her other excuse is that she's too busy to bang. From TMZ: According to sources, Lindsay's laughing off reports she's hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son, Michael ... claiming they're only frien...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_143081" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Amanda Seyfried, absolutely KILLING IT in Seoul.[caption id="attachment_143081" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Amanda Seyfried, absolutely KILLING IT in Seoul.[/caption] Time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Last week I thought Gaga looked pretty and Lindsay was trying too hard. Gavin Rossdale "won" my worst look. Which looks do you guys think are the BEST, WORST, and WTF? Onward! Read More...

Rashida Jones Writes Essay On “The Pornification of Everything”

Rashida+Jones Rashida Jones seemed to be wagging (a big foam finger?) at Miley when she tweeted during the VMA fallout, This week’s celeb news takeaway: she who comes closest to showing the actual inside of her vagina is most popular. #stopactinglikewhores She got a lot of flack for that tweet, particularly the part about "whores." She tried to explain that she was not slut-shaming in follow-up tweets, but that wasn't enough for her because she's written an essay for Glamour magazine: Why Is Everyone Getting Naked? Rashida Jones on the Pornification of Everything. It's a ...

Is Legendary Artist Jeff Koons Giving Baby North West Art Lessons?

jeff-koons-north-west North West has it all. Despite being a baby she is one of the most searched for celebs this year, is getting all kinds of free crazy-expensive designer shit, and got $7,500 worth of gifts from Beyoncé and Jay Z. So I guess it isn't too hard to believe that she's already getting art lessons, and from one of the most legendary artists around right now: Jeff Koons, who did the sculpture of Lady Gaga that she put on her ARTPOP cover. Kim posted the above photo of Koons with North West AKA "Nori" on her Instagr...

Ultra-Violent Lana Del Rey News

Lana+Del+Rey Lana Del Rey, despite plans to step out of the spotlight, has been a busy little slurry-voiced bee. Her short film, Tropico, premiered. It's a 27 minute short film and contains appearances by dead celebs John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, and Elvis Presley. (Ms. Del Rey once sang, "Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother.") You can watch it here:   She also announced the title of her next album. And that title is Ultra-Violence, a borrowed term from A Clockwork Orange. Huffington Post says...

Keri Russell’s Home Burglary Sounds Terrifying

Keri+Russell Keri Russell was robbed. Of a career! (Baddum-bum-tiss!) No but seriously, folks, she was robbed and it sounds terrifying. People snuck into her Brooklyn apartment while she was sleeping and stole her stuff. From People: "The break-in did happen," the actress's rep tells PEOPLE. "Everyone is fine, and Keri sends her thanks to the police." A laptop, jewelry said to be earrings and a purse were taken around 3 a.m. Wednesday, reports the Associated Press. Although asleep at the time, Russell, 37, awoke to hear footsteps and voices in the apartment, ...

Nigella Lawson Admits To Taking Cocaine

Nigella+Lawson Nigella Lawson admits to taking cocaine, though says that she is not an addict, joking that cocaine addicts are, "a lot thinner than I am." God, I love her. Here's more on the story, from The Telegraph: Miss Lawson, 53, said she first used cocaine when her first husband, John Diamond, was fighting cancer before his death from the disease in 2001. [...] She also gave her first account of the row in a restaurant that led to the end of her marriage to Mr. [Charles] Saatchi, saying that he grabbed her...

Heidi And Spencer Explain How They Lost Their Millions (Hint: Lots Of Wine And Shopping)

heidi montag spencer pratt 30th birthday Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt gave inTouch an exclusive (who else?) about why they're so poor. And this time, it's a real reason and not that bullshit apocalypse one. Guys, I almost feel bad for them. They clearly had no idea what they were getting into and that their fame (and money) wouldn't last eternally. Here's how they lost their millions, all 10 of them. As Mr. Pratt told inTouch, We were immature and we got caught up. Every time we’d go out to eat, we’d order $4,000 bottles o...

Could You Go Vegan? Beyonce And Jay Z Are…For 22 Days

Jay+Z+Beyonce+Knowles Beyoncé and Jay Z are going to be vegans -- well, for 22 days at least. Could you take the vegan challenge? Jay Z wants to because he's turning 44 and wants to use it as an excuse to be healthy or some shit. He wrote on his blog: On December 3rd, one day before my 44th birthday I will embark on a 22 Days challenge to go completely vegan, or as I prefer to call it, plant-based!! This all began a few months back when a good friend and vegan challenged me to embrace a “plant-based breakfastâ...