Mary-Kate Olsen is dating some creepy-ass dude (Olivier Sarkozy), creepy because of how much older he is than she (17 year age difference) and because of how possessive he looks of her in every photo. It's been rumored that they've been secretly married, or engaged, or are having a "test marriage", whatever the hell that is. Now apparently Ms. Olsen's family and friends are urging her to get a $500 million prenup, so it looks like marriage may be in her future after all. From the fabulous National Enquirer (...
Kelly Rowland just got engaged via Skype, and now she's talking wedding plans.
Okay, first of all, what do we think about getting engaged via Skype? Super romantic or tacky as hell? Do tell.
As for her wedding plans, she wants to have a small-ass wedding. How small? Here's what she told People:
I think we just really want it to be us and our pastor. That's it. I mean, we are the only two that's going to be in the marriage.
I like her way of thinking. Sounds like a similar wedding to Kri...
Will Ferrell went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked him, "When was the last time you felt shame?" Mr. Ferrell's answer involved none other than Mr. Harrison Ford. Here's how he accidentally dissed the legend. Via E Online:
Last time I really felt shame was when, my first day of filming Anchorman 2. Harrison Ford worked that day and at the end of the day he asked me to go to dinner by just saying, ‘Dinner?' And I said, ‘No, I have some in my trailer,' thinking he was just literally asking me if I had som...
It's actually happening -- Khloe Kardashian is divorcing Lamar Odom. They had a lot of problems and it's suspected that when Odom openly rapped a cheating confession, that's when Khloe was done. She took to twitter to talk about her divorce and her pain. From her twitter:
This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul. Please, I don't need the extra rumors and BS right now.
Then maybe you should tell your own mother to SHUT THE F-CK UP. Because I'm not sure if you're aware, but she's already doing a lot of spea...
Brad Pitt is turning 50 and he may not be very psyched about it. Probably because he realized he's a 50-year-old man with this haircut. Here's what a source from Us Weekly has to say about Mr. Pitt's big bday plans (or lack thereof):
He's not doing anything for it [his birthday] and he said he doesn't want any surprises. He really doesn't want to talk about his birthday much.
Instead he's focused on filming Fury in London. And I'm sure he's making the cast and crew fury-ous with his lack of person...
Bradley Cooper wasn't always the big name he is today. At one point, he played a dude in Sex and the City who taunted Carrie for looking crappy on a magazine cover. Remember that? Yeah, that was him. I still think it's his best role to date.
So while he's moved on to bigger things and wants to settle down and have kids, he had to overcome a major drug addiction. He was very frank with QG (although declined to say which drugs exactly he was doing, hmmm). From GQ (their questions are itali...
Demi Lovato totally wants off X Factor, probably so she can get back to her busy flying schedule. Ha ha. Here's what a source told People magazine:
She plans to spend next year completely focused on her music. She had a great run and a good time.
Careful, Demi. We all know what happens when you go on tour.
Will you miss Lovato? Honestly, does anyone here watch The X Factor and/or care about Demi Lovato?
I hope they replace her with an interesting trainwreck, like Courtney Love. I would consider watching a handful of minutes of that show if Co...
Kim Kardashian does a lot of crappy things, but one thing she's adamant she didn't do is wax her baby's eyebrows. Because apparently, after this photo of baby North West (also shown above) was posted, people accused Kim on twitter of waxing that baby's brows. Seriously? Even *I'm* not buying that. Kim responded on twitter,
Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!
And followed that up with,
I'm kidding!!! Its pretty s...
Well, we all hoped it wouldn't come to this, but John Mayer and Katy Perry made a music video for their duet. You know, because they're so ~~in love~~. It's nauseating. Unless you ask Mr. Mayer, in which case he says it's (via USA Today),
... just so authentic. There's nothing scripted in that video except putting a bull in the middle of the desert.
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh God, no, Ms. Perry's got more to say? You're going to make a metaphor? Oh God, no.
Relationships are kind of like ridin...
Justin Bieber's fans are about as bad as he is. Justin Bieber went on Los Angeles' Power 106 radio to give some boring-ass interview and then dropped this nugget. When asked about a new album, Bieber answered in a slow, quiet voice,
Actually, I'm retiring, man.
It's hard to tell if he was kidding because it was hard to read his face, since he's a total douche and was wearing sunglasses indoors. (He's also a total sunglass-wearing douche outdoors.) Here's the video:
If he WASN'T k...
Jennifer Lawrence is earning more points in everyone's "Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence Handbook". My handbook is covered in Lisa Frank stickers. She sat down with Barbara Walters and shared her thoughts about that dreaded f-word -- "fat." Via People:
I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV. Why is humiliating people funny? I get it, and I do it, too. We all do it. [But] I think the media needs to take responsibility for the effect it has on our younger generation, on these girls that are watching these telev...
Lindsay Lohan wants her singing career back, and it's incredibly generous of me to describe her as ever having one. But I'm in a spirited mood. She instagrammed the above photo of her in a recording studio. TMZ says she's got her druggie heart set on busting out an album. From TMZ:
Lindsay was in a New York City recording studio over the weekend, experimenting with various tracks. Lindsay has one hit under her belt -- "Confessions of a Broken Heart" -- which is in the pop genre, but we're told she's...
Mary-Kate Olsen is dating some creepy-ass dude (Olivier Sarkozy), creepy because of how much older he is than she (17 year age difference) and because of how possessive he looks of her in every photo. It's been rumored that they've been secretly married, or engaged, or are having a "test marriage", whatever the hell that is. Now apparently Ms. Olsen's family and friends are urging her to get a $500 million prenup, so it looks like marriage may be in her future after all. From the fabulous National Enquirer (...
Kelly Rowland just got engaged via Skype, and now she's talking wedding plans.
Okay, first of all, what do we think about getting engaged via Skype? Super romantic or tacky as hell? Do tell.
As for her wedding plans, she wants to have a small-ass wedding. How small? Here's what she told People:
I think we just really want it to be us and our pastor. That's it. I mean, we are the only two that's going to be in the marriage.
I like her way of thinking. Sounds like a similar wedding to Kri...
Will Ferrell went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked him, "When was the last time you felt shame?" Mr. Ferrell's answer involved none other than Mr. Harrison Ford. Here's how he accidentally dissed the legend. Via E Online:
Last time I really felt shame was when, my first day of filming Anchorman 2. Harrison Ford worked that day and at the end of the day he asked me to go to dinner by just saying, ‘Dinner?' And I said, ‘No, I have some in my trailer,' thinking he was just literally asking me if I had som...
It's actually happening -- Khloe Kardashian is divorcing Lamar Odom. They had a lot of problems and it's suspected that when Odom openly rapped a cheating confession, that's when Khloe was done. She took to twitter to talk about her divorce and her pain. From her twitter:
This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul. Please, I don't need the extra rumors and BS right now.
Then maybe you should tell your own mother to SHUT THE F-CK UP. Because I'm not sure if you're aware, but she's already doing a lot of spea...
Brad Pitt is turning 50 and he may not be very psyched about it. Probably because he realized he's a 50-year-old man with this haircut. Here's what a source from Us Weekly has to say about Mr. Pitt's big bday plans (or lack thereof):
He's not doing anything for it [his birthday] and he said he doesn't want any surprises. He really doesn't want to talk about his birthday much.
Instead he's focused on filming Fury in London. And I'm sure he's making the cast and crew fury-ous with his lack of person...
Bradley Cooper wasn't always the big name he is today. At one point, he played a dude in Sex and the City who taunted Carrie for looking crappy on a magazine cover. Remember that? Yeah, that was him. I still think it's his best role to date.
So while he's moved on to bigger things and wants to settle down and have kids, he had to overcome a major drug addiction. He was very frank with QG (although declined to say which drugs exactly he was doing, hmmm). From GQ (their questions are itali...
Demi Lovato totally wants off X Factor, probably so she can get back to her busy flying schedule. Ha ha. Here's what a source told People magazine:
She plans to spend next year completely focused on her music. She had a great run and a good time.
Careful, Demi. We all know what happens when you go on tour.
Will you miss Lovato? Honestly, does anyone here watch The X Factor and/or care about Demi Lovato?
I hope they replace her with an interesting trainwreck, like Courtney Love. I would consider watching a handful of minutes of that show if Co...
Kim Kardashian does a lot of crappy things, but one thing she's adamant she didn't do is wax her baby's eyebrows. Because apparently, after this photo of baby North West (also shown above) was posted, people accused Kim on twitter of waxing that baby's brows. Seriously? Even *I'm* not buying that. Kim responded on twitter,
Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!
And followed that up with,
I'm kidding!!! Its pretty s...
Well, we all hoped it wouldn't come to this, but John Mayer and Katy Perry made a music video for their duet. You know, because they're so ~~in love~~. It's nauseating. Unless you ask Mr. Mayer, in which case he says it's (via USA Today),
... just so authentic. There's nothing scripted in that video except putting a bull in the middle of the desert.
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh God, no, Ms. Perry's got more to say? You're going to make a metaphor? Oh God, no.
Relationships are kind of like ridin...
Justin Bieber's fans are about as bad as he is. Justin Bieber went on Los Angeles' Power 106 radio to give some boring-ass interview and then dropped this nugget. When asked about a new album, Bieber answered in a slow, quiet voice,
Actually, I'm retiring, man.
It's hard to tell if he was kidding because it was hard to read his face, since he's a total douche and was wearing sunglasses indoors. (He's also a total sunglass-wearing douche outdoors.) Here's the video:
If he WASN'T k...
Jennifer Lawrence is earning more points in everyone's "Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence Handbook". My handbook is covered in Lisa Frank stickers. She sat down with Barbara Walters and shared her thoughts about that dreaded f-word -- "fat." Via People:
I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV. Why is humiliating people funny? I get it, and I do it, too. We all do it. [But] I think the media needs to take responsibility for the effect it has on our younger generation, on these girls that are watching these telev...
Lindsay Lohan wants her singing career back, and it's incredibly generous of me to describe her as ever having one. But I'm in a spirited mood. She instagrammed the above photo of her in a recording studio. TMZ says she's got her druggie heart set on busting out an album. From TMZ:
Lindsay was in a New York City recording studio over the weekend, experimenting with various tracks. Lindsay has one hit under her belt -- "Confessions of a Broken Heart" -- which is in the pop genre, but we're told she's...