Lisa Vanderpump, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and a Dancing with the Stars failure, has lost a swan. Yes. You read that correctly. She lost a swan. Because rich people have swans swimming in their outdoor fountains, and she lost one. TMZ brings us this "first world problem" story:
The "Real Housewives" star just took to Twitter to put out an APB on a baby bird that just went missing from her Bev Hills mansion.
"I know it's what some people may call 'a high class problem' however,1 of my baby swan...
North West, Kim and Kanye's baby, is spoiled, and I think that's fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like "art lessons" from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.
Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she's getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!
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[caption id="attachment_144030" align="aligncenter" width="381"]North West, Kim and Kanye's baby, is spoiled, and I think that's fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like "art lessons" from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.
Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she's getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!
From Hermes:
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Mariah Carey sat down with a big ole' goblet of wine and Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live and talked about her career, specifically, her biggest career regret. Can you guess what it was? Nope, not American Idol, though she called that experience, "Hell." Nor is it performing for dictators. Give up? Here's her answer, via TooFab:
Honestly, it was always Glitter because I didn't have somebody in control. I really needed a Hollywood legend to be in control. It was called the "G" word,...
Avril Lavigne is always seen with heavy black eyeliner. We're talking super heavy, like this isn't unusual for her. She even wore thick black eyeliner at her wedding. So it seems Allure magazine went where no one's gone before and stripped Avril of her signature black liner. Here's the result:
Voting time!
{democracy:561}
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Jack Nicholson hit on Jennifer Lawrence during a press interview after the Oscars, and he's been wooing her ever since. After their awkward moment, Mr. Nicholson followed up by sending Ms. Lawrence a very special gift: butt plugs. Just kidding. He sent her something far more classy and romantic. Here's what she told ABC News, via E Online:
He's sent me flowers and a bottle of Cristal and a note that said 'Missing you already.' Not to brag. I should've probably kept that a secret so it could ju...
Kaley Cuoco made us all wish she was our daughter when photos came out today of her giving her mom a car for Christmas. A Lexus SUV, and the car has the oversized bow on it and everything, which is just crucial. The photos, via Zimbio, are really sweet. First, the car drives up:
Then, she brings out her mom (with champagne in hand).
Then, we get her mom's reaction:
Love it. And she seems truly touched:
That Kaley Cuoco sure is a nice gal. I'm glad she had such a lovely fake we...
Kate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll had a kid and I offered up a list of wacky baby names. They didn't take any of my suggestions, but they may as well have. Because guess what they named their son?
Bear.
Bear Rocknroll. A spokesperson for Ms. Winslet confirmed the name to People. (And actually confirmed the name "Bear Winslet", so I guess the kid is using his mom's name. Because I guess Bear Rocknroll is just too cool.)
And here's the weirdest damn thing -- he's not the only Bear of a c...
Anna Paquin shot a scene as the character Rogue for the upcoming X-Men movie, X-Men: Days of Future Past, (lol wtf is that title) -- but unfortunately, no one's going to see it. At least, not in theaters. Director Bryan Singer hopes it will show up on DVD. Here's why her scene -- her one and only scene -- got cut. As Singer told Entertainment Weekly,
Through the editing process, the sequence became extraneous. It’s a really good sequence and it will probably end up on the DVD so people...
Britney Spears is about to launch a 2-year residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, she's got an E! documentary coming out, and a brand new album -- yet she misses her pre-fame life and thinks about retiring. One of our Evil Beet readers recently commented something like, "Britney posts make me sad" and now I totally get what they mean. Here's what Ms. Spears told E Online:
I have thought about it [retiring], but I think right now is my time to perform and doing what I'm doing. If I happen to have another baby or ...
Mariah Carey loves to post photos of herself showing off a little somethin' somethin'. She did it again! She posted the above photo on Instagram, captioned,
Warming up for the hottub moments!
She looks totally hot and I'm not saying she shouldn't show off her bod if she wants to, but it's just so awkward. Who took the photo, Mariah? How many takes to get it right? Why are you posing like that? How much confidence are you lacking?
Again, she looks great, I just think it's awkward that she...
Gabrielle Union's engagement ring is absolutely bonkers. You gotta see how big this thing is. TMZ reports that it's 8.5 carats and goes for around $1 million. Check it out via her Instagram:
For sheer size, it reminds me of Holly Madison's engagement ring.
Ms. Union is marrying basketball player Dwyane Wade.
What do you think of the ring? Glamorous or tacky?
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Kris Jenner pretty much needs to use her kids to get any sort of attention. First she flapped her gums about Khloe Kardashian's divorce, and now she's blabbing about Kim and Kanye's upcoming wedding. Here's the exclusive she gave People:
We have a pretty big family. I don't think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!
She also admitted that she hasn't actually been asked to help plan the wedding or do anything, saying,
I don't know if they'll [Kim and Kanye] let me jump in. That's two very creati...
Lisa Vanderpump, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and a Dancing with the Stars failure, has lost a swan. Yes. You read that correctly. She lost a swan. Because rich people have swans swimming in their outdoor fountains, and she lost one. TMZ brings us this "first world problem" story:
The "Real Housewives" star just took to Twitter to put out an APB on a baby bird that just went missing from her Bev Hills mansion.
"I know it's what some people may call 'a high class problem' however,1 of my baby swan...
North West, Kim and Kanye's baby, is spoiled, and I think that's fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like "art lessons" from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.
Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she's getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!
From Hermes:
...
Mariah Carey sat down with a big ole' goblet of wine and Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live and talked about her career, specifically, her biggest career regret. Can you guess what it was? Nope, not American Idol, though she called that experience, "Hell." Nor is it performing for dictators. Give up? Here's her answer, via TooFab:
Honestly, it was always Glitter because I didn't have somebody in control. I really needed a Hollywood legend to be in control. It was called the "G" word,...
Avril Lavigne is always seen with heavy black eyeliner. We're talking super heavy, like this isn't unusual for her. She even wore thick black eyeliner at her wedding. So it seems Allure magazine went where no one's gone before and stripped Avril of her signature black liner. Here's the result:
Voting time!
{democracy:561}
Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...
Jack Nicholson hit on Jennifer Lawrence during a press interview after the Oscars, and he's been wooing her ever since. After their awkward moment, Mr. Nicholson followed up by sending Ms. Lawrence a very special gift: butt plugs. Just kidding. He sent her something far more classy and romantic. Here's what she told ABC News, via E Online:
He's sent me flowers and a bottle of Cristal and a note that said 'Missing you already.' Not to brag. I should've probably kept that a secret so it could ju...
Kaley Cuoco made us all wish she was our daughter when photos came out today of her giving her mom a car for Christmas. A Lexus SUV, and the car has the oversized bow on it and everything, which is just crucial. The photos, via Zimbio, are really sweet. First, the car drives up:
Then, she brings out her mom (with champagne in hand).
Then, we get her mom's reaction:
Love it. And she seems truly touched:
That Kaley Cuoco sure is a nice gal. I'm glad she had such a lovely fake we...
Kate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll had a kid and I offered up a list of wacky baby names. They didn't take any of my suggestions, but they may as well have. Because guess what they named their son?
Bear.
Bear Rocknroll. A spokesperson for Ms. Winslet confirmed the name to People. (And actually confirmed the name "Bear Winslet", so I guess the kid is using his mom's name. Because I guess Bear Rocknroll is just too cool.)
And here's the weirdest damn thing -- he's not the only Bear of a c...
Anna Paquin shot a scene as the character Rogue for the upcoming X-Men movie, X-Men: Days of Future Past, (lol wtf is that title) -- but unfortunately, no one's going to see it. At least, not in theaters. Director Bryan Singer hopes it will show up on DVD. Here's why her scene -- her one and only scene -- got cut. As Singer told Entertainment Weekly,
Through the editing process, the sequence became extraneous. It’s a really good sequence and it will probably end up on the DVD so people...
Britney Spears is about to launch a 2-year residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, she's got an E! documentary coming out, and a brand new album -- yet she misses her pre-fame life and thinks about retiring. One of our Evil Beet readers recently commented something like, "Britney posts make me sad" and now I totally get what they mean. Here's what Ms. Spears told E Online:
I have thought about it [retiring], but I think right now is my time to perform and doing what I'm doing. If I happen to have another baby or ...
Mariah Carey loves to post photos of herself showing off a little somethin' somethin'. She did it again! She posted the above photo on Instagram, captioned,
Warming up for the hottub moments!
She looks totally hot and I'm not saying she shouldn't show off her bod if she wants to, but it's just so awkward. Who took the photo, Mariah? How many takes to get it right? Why are you posing like that? How much confidence are you lacking?
Again, she looks great, I just think it's awkward that she...
Gabrielle Union's engagement ring is absolutely bonkers. You gotta see how big this thing is. TMZ reports that it's 8.5 carats and goes for around $1 million. Check it out via her Instagram:
For sheer size, it reminds me of Holly Madison's engagement ring.
Ms. Union is marrying basketball player Dwyane Wade.
What do you think of the ring? Glamorous or tacky?
Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...
Kris Jenner pretty much needs to use her kids to get any sort of attention. First she flapped her gums about Khloe Kardashian's divorce, and now she's blabbing about Kim and Kanye's upcoming wedding. Here's the exclusive she gave People:
We have a pretty big family. I don't think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!
She also admitted that she hasn't actually been asked to help plan the wedding or do anything, saying,
I don't know if they'll [Kim and Kanye] let me jump in. That's two very creati...