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Stevie Nicks “Married” Vanessa Carlton

vanessa-carlton-stevie-nicks Stevie Nicks married singer Vanessa Carlton over the weekend. By which I mean, she officiated Vanessa Carlton's wedding to musician John McCauley of the band Deer Tick. Ms. Carlton tweeted, Thanks Stevie for marrying us! along with the above photo. And here's a photo of the happy couple via Twitter: Ms. Carlton's been lying low lately. In 2010 she came out as bisexual. More recently, she had to cancel a tour because of extreme pain from emergency surgery due to an ectopic pregnancy, accordi...

Kanye Got Kim The Ugliest Christmas Present Ever

Kanye+West+Kim+Kanye Kim Kardashian's baby may have had the best Christmas ever, but Kanye wasn't going to let his lovely fiance Kim go without. So he got her what is quite possibly the ugliest gift ever. EVER. Of course he thinks it's fabulous. He commissioned artist George Condo, who did the cover art for Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, to paint naked people on an Hermes Birkin bag. Here's what that looks like (from Kim's Instagram): Here are some choice comments fans left: "LMAOOO" "T...

HA HA: Justin Bieber’s Movie Bombs

justin-bieber-chin Justin Bieber's documentary, Believe, premiered on Christmas day to disappointing numbers. It bombed. To quote Nelson Muntz, "HAW HAW!" Dude showed up high to his own premiere so he probably doesn't even care that it did so poorly. But I am hoping this marks the decline of Bieber. From MTV: BoxOfficeMojo.com reports that "Believe" opened on Christmas Day in 14th place, earning a mere $1.25 million. It's a far cry from the initial results for "Never Say Never," which premiered almost three years ago with a $12.4 million opening day. Hey, Justin? Maybe recon...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_144122" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Rose+Byrne+1[caption id="attachment_144122" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Rose Byrne, you can ring my bell any time.[/caption] This week's Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week is a little quiet. Not much goes on in those days between xmas and NYE. Last week we all went WTF at Lindsay Lohan's outfit. Who will take that spot this week? Go through and choose your pics for BEST, WORST, and MOST WTF. Here's what Beyoncé wore to promote her new album. This reminds me of Jennifer Lopez. And also o...

Snooki Warns JWoww About Pregnancy — And Poop

Nicole+Polizzi+Jwoww Snooki just wrote a book full of the supergross details people don't tell you about being pregnant, like about pooping and farting and leaking milk. Real James Joyce kind of stuff, actually. But it's not enough for her to keep it to her book. Once she heard pal JWoww was pregnant, she decided to share the great, heartwarming pregnancy moments her friend can expect. By which I mean, pooping during delivery. A screencap of a text Snookie sent JWoww, via TMZ: OKAY, HONESTY TIME: who here pooped o...

Wanna Know What John Mayer And Katy Perry NEED To Have In Their Hotel Rooms?

Katy+Perry+John+Mayer John Mayer and Katy Perry are a hot item right now, singing songs and making videos together, and traveling and such. And when they travel, they really go balls-out. They have a list of requests for their hotel rooms/suites, and because they're JM and KP, they get everything on those lists. Wanna know what's on them? Here they are, exclusively from Life & Style: From John Mayer's list: Lagavulin 16, "a fine, aged bottle of scotch" (usually around $100, sometimes less) soda water a fruit plate From Katy Perry's list: a bowl of ra...

Did Dean McDermott Cheat On Tori Spelling?

Tori+Spelling+Dean+McDermott Did Dean McDermott cheat on wife Tori Spelling? Us Weekly says yes, and they say the 47-year-old cheated with a 28-year-old. The young woman has lots of details about the affair. It sounds like it could be legit. It's looking like while Mr. McDermott may be a great dad, he's not the best husband. Here's what the mistress exclusively told Us: While promoting his gig as host of Chopped Canada in Toronto on Dec. 6, McDermott invited 28-year-old Emily Goodhand, a woman he met that day through friends, to his room at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel -- where they had sex, she tells U...

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Video Is Online

miley-adore-you Miley Cyrus gave us a sneak peek of her latest music video, "Adore You", in which she appears to be masturbating and doing not much else. Well, a late Merry Christmas to all, because the video ~~leaked~~ a day early. She tweeted, We all know Smilers  would break another record if it wasn't for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :) Yeah, right, I'm SURE the video "leaked." It was probably that pissed-off Santa you twerked on who leaked it. So here's the full vide...

Zoe Saldana: “My Whole Life I’ve Been Obsessed With Breasts”

Zoe+Saldana Zoe Saldana has something she'd like to get off her chest. She wants to keep us abreast of her recent thoughts. Here's the developing story, with from Lucky magazine with support from Daily News. (These boobs puns doing anything for you?) You always want what you don't have. My whole life I've been obsessed with breasts. I love them. I don't like fake things, but I wouldn't mind buying myself a pair before I die. I think she's crazy-hot the way she is. I bet her husband does too, as he appears to have a tattoo of her on his arm. Here's a very poorly done artist's rendering of what...

JWoww Is Pregnant; World Says, “Whatevs”

JWoww JWoww, someone who is so barely relevant it almost hurts, is pregnant with a child. She revealed the good news in a Christmas card. Here's what she wrote, via E Online: Merry Christmas from within! Roger and I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because you have been a part of our lives these past few years and seen the love between Roger and I develop and blossom. We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents...

Bad News: Justin Bieber Is “Never Leaving” Us

justin-bieber-modest Justin Bieber joked (?) about retiring on a radio show, and we all held our breaths, hoping and saying, "Maybe this is true. Maybe this is for real. Maybe God gave us all a big Christmas present." But alas, it appears young Bieber is "never leaving" us. Here's what he tweeted to ruin our Christmas: My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring BUT an hour later he tweeted, The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belie...

Here’s Sofia Vergara In A Thong Bikini

Sofia Vergara is wishing us a happy Christmas from Mexico. She posted the above pic on twitter ("Feliz Navidad! Merry xmass from Mexico!! [heart] U") and also let us know that she's wearing a thong bikini:
She and Mariah should get together for a joint sexy Twitter pic. This year for Christmas, I'd like some of Ms. Vergara's endorsement deals, please. What are YOU asking Santa for? Feliz Navidad!
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/> Sofia Vergara is wishing us a happy Christmas from Mexico. She posted the above pic on twitter ("Feliz Navidad! Merry xmass from Mexico!! [heart] U") and also let us know that she's wearing a thong bikini: She and Mariah should get together for a joint sexy Twitter pic. This year for Christmas, I'd like some of Ms. Vergara's endorsement deals, please. What are YOU asking Santa for? Feliz Navidad! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...