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Chris Brown Arrested; Held Without Bail

chris brown I hate writing about Chris Brown, I really do. But when he makes news, I gotta cover it, and thankfully, this time he's giving me something to "HAW, HAW!" Nelson Muntz-style over. Dude got himself arrested for a probation violation. From The Los Angeles Times: Singer Chris Brown was arrested Friday afternoon by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies on a warrant related to his 2009 conviction for assaulting his then-girlfriend Rihanna. The singer was taken to the inmate reception ...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Welcome back, y'all, to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Check out last week's looks (or don't, it's your life) and then check these out and tell us who your celeb pick is for BEST, WORST, and WTF of the week!   Amy-PoehlerWelcome back, y'all, to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Check out last week's looks (or don't, it's your life) and then check these out and tell us who your celeb pick is for BEST, WORST, and WTF of the week!   Amy Poehler never knows what length of dress to wear. She always finds one that is exactly the wrong length and cuts her off. This would be so much cuter if it was short. Read More...

Shailene Woodley Calls Twilight “Toxic”

Shailene+Woodley Shailene Woodley is saying what we've all been thinking (and saying) for some time now -- the Twilight book and film series suck. Specifically about their suckage, is that they depict unhealthy and "toxic" relationships. At least that's what she told Teen Vogue. From Contact Music: 'Twilight', I'm sorry, is about a very unhealthy, toxic relationship. She falls in love with this guy and the second he leaves her, her life is over and she's going to kill herself! What message are we sending...

OMG — Gwyneth Paltrow Let Her Kids Eat Hot Dogs From A Food Truck

Gwyneth+Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow did something incredible, guys. Get ready to drop your monocle in your tea cup and shriek, because Gwyneth Paltrow let her family eat street meat. I'm talking about food trucks. Specifically, hot dogs. Gwyneth I Eat Air For Lunch Paltrow let her family, husband Chris Martin and children Moses and Apple, eat real food. Obviously you can understand why this is a huge story. From Daily Mail: The foursome headed out on foot to take in the monthly extravaganza known as First...

Ke$ha’s dropping the $ from her name

Kesha Ke$ha is making lots of changes. She recently returned from her stay at a rehab facility where she was coping with an eating disorder, and she appears to be very happy in this photo she posted on Twitter, via People: As for the missing $? People confirmed she dropped it but no one knows why. Here's why she got it in the first place: It was me taking the piss out of the fact that I was broke while being on a # 1 record (Flo Rida's "Right Round"). I didn't have enough money to buy a taco...

Johnny Carson Has a Sex Tape and It’s Blowing People’s Minds

Johnny-Carson-550x310 Johnny Carson, of all people, has a sex tape. The popular tonight show host died in 2005 but he's the subject of Hollywood gossip now because he's got a sex tape out and apparently could match Jon Hamm in the dong department, if you get what I'm saying. And you must, because there was nothing subtle about that at all. From TMZ: MZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s -- and not only has the tape just hit the market ... very solid sources tell TMZ,...

The Bachelor Sucks

Juan+Pablo+Galavis Have you been watching The Bachelor starring Juan "Ees-okay" Pablo? Well those who have haven't been terribly impressed, and neither are Bachelor producers. From E!: "Everyone on the show is just so over him and cannot wait for this season to be over," a source connected with the dating competition series told us. "His anti-gay comment happened the weekend of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's wedding which completely overshadowed all the hard work everyone put in for it and practically ruin...

‘Mad Men’ reveals groovy Bob Dylan-inspired artwork for its final season

mad-men-art Mad Men is FINALLY coming back on April 13, a Sunday. And they've unveiled the new artwork for its final season (technically they cut the final season into 2 parts to stretch it out). The artwork is above. It's very groovy and Bob Dylan inspired: I am VERY excited for the return of Mad Men. Do you think they'll finally be able to corral Jon's Hamm? If ya know what I mean? Also maybe this new hippie era will mean less shaving time for Mr. Hamm. MAD MEN OPEN POST, TALK ABOUT I...

Eva Green’s costume was made of real human hair

Eva+Green+back Eva Green's costume in 300: Rise of an Empire featured a very special vest -- one made entirely of real human hair: I adore Eva Green, but for some reason, this grosses me out so hard. And apparently, the vest was very, very tight. Here's what she said about the weird-ass get-up, via USA Today: It was like a second skin. And it was a lot lighter than a lot of the other outfits which were quite hot. And in case you were wondering how she got into shape to fit into such a bizarre costume item, Ms. Green reports, It was tough in the beginning. But I'm a bit masoch...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_146616" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Lady Gaga and Donatella Versace: it's like a "before and after" shot.[caption id="attachment_146616" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Lady Gaga and Donatella Versace: it's like a "before and after" shot.[/caption] WELCOME BACK TO Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!! What a week for fashion! Check out our Oscars fashion post and last week's best and worst celeb looks. Now let's take a look at what celebs wore at Oscar parties, LAX, film premieres, and other outings, and judge them accordingly: pick 3 celebs for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. As...

Best, Worst, And WTF Of Oscars Fashion!

[caption id="attachment_146462" align="aligncenter" width="594"]The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.[caption id="attachment_146462" align="aligncenter" width="594"] The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.[/caption] Aaaaand The Oscars are back already. How did that happen? Seems like we just saw them and watched Jennifer Lawrence win in her wedding gown. Anyway, check out these looks and make your picks for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the night. Mine are at the bottom. Personally, I felt everyone played it a little on the boring side. Last year's Oscar fash...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

[caption id="attachment_146354" align="aligncenter" width="396"]Chloe Sëvigny wore something cute! It's a belated Christmas miracle![caption id="attachment_146354" align="aligncenter" width="396"] Chloë Sevigny wore something cute! It's a belated Christmas miracle![/caption] Here we are again, another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here's what happened last week. Go through this week's photos and pick your favorites for BEST, WORST, and WTF looks. And discuss whether or not Kate Hudson did something to her face. Read More...