Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Shia LaBeouf Got His Drunk Ass Arrested

Shia+LaBeouf The super special snowflake known as Shia LaBeouf got his drunk ass arrested yesterday in Austin, Texas. This isn't the kind of celebrity news that shocks anyone. Sometimes you'll read something about a celeb and you'll think, "Whoa, really? Really? That's shocking!" But reading, "Shia LaBeouf was arrested for public intoxication" is the kind of celeb story that you can really picture and think, "Yeah, that makes sense." Things have not been going well for LaBeouf. He was hospitalized f...

Hillary Clinton Pokes Fun At Herself And Donald Trump On SNL

Hillary+Clinton Hillary Clinton made an appearance on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live — playing a bartender named Val. SNL cast member, Kate McKinnon, played Hillary (and nailed it, as always.) In case you've been living on Mars for the past few months, (say hi to Matt Damon for me!) I just wanted to let you know that Hillary Clinton is running for president. She stopped by SNL to poke fun at herself, and do a pretty good, albeit brief, impression of Donald Trump: Then, Darrell Hammon...

Kylie Jenner Got A New Rolls Royce Because Life Isn’t Fair

Kylie+Jenner Kylie Jenner is someone who exists. That's really the most I can say for who she is and what she does. She's a person, and she exists. What she is doing with her existence isn't much to get psyched about. She's well on her way to becoming the next Kim Kardashian. So that's one thing she's doing. Another thing she does is spend money. She's spent $5,000 on Chinese food alone, so it makes total sense that she would buy a $320,000 Rolls Royce Ghost. Although, to be honest, I don't know if she ...

Demi Lovato Ditches Clothes And Make-Up For Vanity Fair Shoot

vanity fair demi lovato Demi Lovato had a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. While this normally isn't news, there's a twist: she insisted on doing the shoot without makeup, clothes, or retouching. "I thought there was something incredible about the idea of no make-up...no clothes...and no retouching...it's empowering," she explained. Watch this on The Scene.   Hmm. OK. While I can totally get behind the idea of learning to love your body, I'm not sure how her awesome naked bod is supposed to empower anyo...

Renee Zellweger Is Back As Bridget Jones: First Pic!

Renee+Zellweger Rene Zellweger has been missing from the Hollywood scene for a few years now. She was everywhere, and then nowhere. It's like she was this weird dream we all had and forgot about. Then, when she finally poked her head out into the sunlight, people far and wide gasped and said, "WTF happened to Renee Zellweger's face?" And we all talked about it, and she disappeared again. This is why we can't have nice things. But she's not gone forever! Turns out she's been working on the 2nd sequel to th...

Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week

Vanessa Hudgens Happy October! Vanessa Hudgens looks ready to party. Are you guys? It's time once again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Have fun, everyone. Especially with the photos from the 2015 New York City Ballet Fall Gala. Who do YOU think had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF looks of the week? Let's take a gander.   So here we have the lovely Christina Hendricks and Sophia Bush in not-as-lovely ensembles. Hendricks seems to be going for an Annie Hall look, whereas Bus...

Frances Bean Cobain Got Married And Didn’t Invite Mom Courtney Love

Frances+Bean+Cobain Frances Bean Cobain surprised everyone when she secretly married boyfriend Isaiah Silva. How secret was it? Mom Courtney Love didn't even know, and wasn't invited. F-cking ouch. It seemed like the two were finally getting along, too. I mean, I get it, I wouldn't want Courtney Love at my wedding either. It was a small ceremony. Really small. Thirteen to 15 people small, according to E!. E! also reports that the theme of the wedding was "daisies in mason jars." LOLLLL. No hate here, I'm just loling. How did Ms. Love react? He...

Kaley Cuoco’s Whirlwind Marriage Ending In Divorce

Kaley+Cuoco+Sweeting Kaley Cuoco is getting divorced from Ryan Sweeting and seriously, is anyone surprised by this at all? Not only have divorce rumors been following her for a while now, but she got engaged to the dude after three months of dating. I mean, come on. Yeah, yeah, here's the part where you tell me that your mom and dad got engaged after 4 hours into their first date and they've been married for 65 years now and everywhere they go, rainbows sprout out of the ground and kittens fall from the skies...

Ali Landry’s Relatives Found Dead: WTF Happened?

Ali+Landry Well this is bizarre and awful. Remember Ali Landry? Gorgeous, model/actress, former Miss USA, former Ms. Mario Lopez, current Ms. Alejandro Monteverde? She hasn't been in the news much lately, but now she is, and for a horrible reason: her father-in-law and brother-in-law were kidnapped and found dead in Mexico. From USAToday: Juan Manuel Gómez Fernández and Juan Manuel Gómez Monteverde, the father and brother of Landry's film director husband Alejandro Monteverde, were found on ...

Is The World Ready For A Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape?

Jennifer+Lopez Jennifer Lopez is a sexy woman, right? Like I'm not really even a fan of JLo but damn, I think she's incredibly sexy. I don't understand why she's wasting it on Casper Smart, her on-again-off-again boyfriend, but whatever, it's her life. Gotta say though, I never thought she had the best taste in men. Especially regarding her first husband, Ojani Noa. And given that Noa's "business parter", Ed Meyer, is looking to sell a sex tape of the former marrieds, Ms. Lopez might agree with me. So if ...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Selena Gomez Oh, hay. Is that not some seriously perfect hair on Selena Gomez? Welcome back to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! in which we observe photos of celebs and then judge their outfits. It's all very highbrow and worthy of your time. This week we've got an explosion of Anne Hathaway — girl was everywhere this week — but we've got some other kooky looks too. So you tell me who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Good lord, Jennifer Lopez. WHAT is g...

DJ Sues Taylor Swift Over Possible Groping

Taylor+Swift Taylor Swift is, get ready for this, getting a lot of bad blood from one Colorado DJ. (Were you ready for it? And then when it happened, when you were hit with that awful pun, were you mad? I totally understand. I'm sorry.) Anyway, yeah, a Mr. David Mueller went to a meet-and-greet for Swift after her show, where he allegedly "grabbed her bottom" for a photo. Swift was not pleased, and had him kicked out. Now the DJ is suing her, because this accusation has resulted in him being fired. I w...