Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Susan Sarandon Banged David Bowie

susan-sarandon-david-bowie Susan Sarandon is now someone I'm jealous of, as the actress banged David Bowie in the 1980's while working on the film The Hunger. (Between this and going to awards shows stoned, she's gotta be the coolest, right?) She talked about it with The Daily Beast, saying, via Daily News: He's worth idolizing. He's extraordinary. (He's) just a really interesting person, and so bright. He's a talent and a painter, and… he's great. Apparently they "parted ways" because Sarandon didn't want children at the ...

Jenny McCarthy Did Not Tell Melissa McCarthy To Lose Weight

melissa-mccarthy Did you know that Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are cousins? Makes sense, but it still blew my mind. It's pretty easy to blow my mind, actually. Like learning that Jason Biggs isn't Jewish totally blew my mind. ANYWAY, Jenny is denying reports that she told Melissa to lose weight. She tweeted, Hey media outlets! The story about my cousin Melissa and I is bullshit. I'm proud of her & would never say such hurtful words. Shame on you. And also talked about it with PEOPLE, sayin...

Here’s Your Batfleck

ben affleck Ben Affleck is playing Batman and we're all just going to have to deal with that. Director Zack Snyder, of the upcoming Batman V. Superman posted a tweet featuring a photo of Ben Affleck as Batman, AKA, Batfleck. Accompanying the tweet was simply "#75". Here it is: What do we think? There's not a whole lot to go on. I'm impressed, he definitely looks like Batman, even with his Affleck chin. Does this make you more or less excited for the film? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_152051" align="aligncenter" width="290"]How is this a shirt, LeAnn Rimes? How?[caption id="attachment_152051" align="aligncenter" width="290"] How is this a shirt, LeAnn Rimes? How?[/caption] Welcome back to best and worst celebrity looks of the week! Are we all perplexed by LeAnn Rimes's "shirt"? Good. We've got more looks for you this week (here's last week's if you wanna get caught up), like the least flattering jumpsuit ever made and Mariah Carey's teeny tiny dress. Go through the photos and make your pick for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! As always, mine a...

Snoop Dogg Says He Smoked Pot In The White House

snoop-dogg Snoop Dogg can get high just about anywhere, but could that possibly include the White House? That's what he claimed in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, who asked, "Have you ever smoked in the White House?" Here's the answer, via StarPulse: In the bathroom...not in the White House but in the bathroom. 'Cause I said, 'May I use the bathroom for a second?' And they [the security team] said, 'What do you want to do a number one or number two?' And I said 'number two'... So I said when I do a nu...

Ian Ziering Gets Real About Sharknado: “I didn’t think it was the greatest movie ever”

Ian+Ziering Ian Ziering is getting real about his tour de force, Sharknado, telling PEOPLE all about his innermost thoughts and dreams about the b-movie blunder, and its upcoming sequel: Like everyone else out there that's seen Sharknado, I didn't think it was the greatest movie ever. But what I was so scared of – people have embraced. He calls the movie "campy fun". I haven't seen it, but I would say that's probably accurate. Are you planning to see Sharknado 2: The Second One? Follow u...

Bachelorette Andi Dorfman Is Not Pregnant

Andi+Dorfman Rumors were swirling -- SWIRLING I TELLS YA -- that Bachelorette Andi Dorfman was pregnant after a very sexy night in the fantasy suite. Turns out, she's not. I'm bummed because I was hoping for all the drama it would bring. E! interviewed her and she asked, "You lookin at my baby bump or my ring?" but it turns out, she was just joshing. Here's more, from Hollywood Life: “I don’t look pregnant?” she asked. She then admitted about the baby buzz, “That’s news to me and my body!” ...

Selena Gomez’s See Through Shirt: Hell Yes Or God No?

selena-gomez Selena Gomez found time in between getting ironic tattoos and schooling instagram bullies to throw on a shirt (barely) to attend the Ischia Global Festival in Italy. What do we think of this outfit: is it a "hell, yes!" or a "God, no"? Personally, I'm going, "God, no" on this one. It's hard to tell which is worse: the cheap Forever 21-esque see-through blouse, or the weird textured skirt of hell. Oh, and speaking of see-through shirts, how do we compare it to Zoe Saldana's number?: How does one decide amongst such awful? Follow us on Twitter | Faceboo...

Rachel McAdams Gabs About Lindsay Lohan

rachel-mcadams Rachel McAdams and Lindsay Lohan once starred in a movie together, remember? It's hard to believe, but it's true. (Since then, Lohan's been up to other things. And McAdams is up to being a star and getting it on with her totally non-gay boyfriend.) That movie was the now-classic Mean Girls. And Ms. McAdams has something to say about Lohan. And it's nice, of course. Boooooo, give us goss! Anyway, here's what she told Allure about working with Lohan, and none of it involves the words "coc...

Irony: Beatles Memorial Tree Destroyed By Actual Beetles

george-harrison-living Well maybe this isn't irony, maybe it's just an example of coincidence, but here we go: a tree planted in memorial of Beatle George Harrison was destroyed by actual beetles. And I just had to share, because, come on. That's gold, Jerry, gold! From Spin: A tree planted to honor of the memory of the Beatles songwriter George Harrison has been killed by actual beetles. As the Los Angeles Times reports, the living local monument fell victim to an infestation of insects that couldn't be bested. According to Councilman Tom LaBonge, the 10-f...

Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

[caption id="attachment_151801" align="aligncenter" width="430"]I, for one, welcome the return of our Courtney Stodden overlord. [caption id="attachment_151801" align="aligncenter" width="430"] I, for one, welcome the return of our Courtney Stodden overlord.[/caption] Welcome back to best and worst celebrity looks of the week! We've got some ESPYS awards looks for you. And "cute" seems to be my word of the day. Also, jumpsuits abound! You can check out last week's looks here. Go through the photos and tell me who you would choose for BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Mine are, as always, at the bottom. Cheers!   Here's that fat cow Chrissy Teigen at the E...

Zooey Deschanel Is A “Fiery Feminist”

zooey+deschanel Zooey Deschanel made some comments recently for InStyle magazine that made me applaud. Well, I didn't literally applaud my computer screen, but I sort of nodded and agreed internally. Like you do. She says that not every woman is "dying" to give birth and it brings out the "fiery feminist" in her. I say, you go Zooey. You go. Via Huffington Post: Like every woman is dying to give birth! I don’t think so. Nobody asks guys that. And you go into a supermarket and every tabloid is like, ‘...