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Chris Brown Tells Club Crowd How To Treat A Woman The Chris Brown Way

Chris Brown did something both bizarre and stupid Thursday night when he gave impromptu relationship advice via song about how to treat a woman. And how would that be?
Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female ... If you're not an insecure n----, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [starts singing the rest] Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my p---y baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. So you better not give it away! [...] So every person in this motherf-cking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that to her. Cause she might f-ck another n----.
This all happened at the Emerson Theater in Hollywood. Apparently Brown just grabbed the mic from the DJ and started to go off. Why? Because he's Chris Brown, and he does whatever he wants to do whenever he feels like it without thinking about the consequences. That's just my theory. I just don't even know what to say about this person anymore. Thanks (I guess?) to TMZ for posting the video. If you'd like to watch Brown in all of his disgusting awkward glory, check it out: />Chris Brown did something both bizarre and stupid Thursday night when he gave impromptu relationship advice via song about how to treat a woman. And how would that be? Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female ... If you're not an insecure n----, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [starts singing the rest] Don't make me have to tell you again, that that's my p---y baby! It is mine, baby,...

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Accept House Arrest; Prefers Zero Punishment

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan is really counting on continuing to get away with stuff without repercussion, because why not? Her latest legal headache to everyone who has to deal with this is the Lindsay lying to the cops charge. Where we last left off, Ms. Lohan wanted a plea deal and then didn't accept it. Also, her lawyer sucks. The latest news is that Lohand That Rocks The Cradle (I know, I know, that doesn't even make sense, I'm just trying to come up with new things to say about this girl) doesn't want ...

James Franco Going To Broadway

james franco James Franco is going to be in his first Broadway show. He's going to play George in Of Mice And Men. Uh. Really? I'm surprised. I can see him more in a Mamet kind of thing. Or something more modern. And George isn't even the standout role in that one. It's all about Lennie. ("Tell me about the rabbits, George.") Oh damn, my theater nerd is creeping out. It's all in the very early stages and no premiere date is set. According to Broadway.com they don't even know who the costars will be yet. ...

Sad As Hell: Valerie Harper (Rhoda) Has Terminal Cancer

valerie harper rhoda Valerie Harper, 73, best known for portraying the kick-ass Rhoda Morgenstern from The Mary Tyler Moore Show and her own spinoff Rhoda, has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. From People, A battery of tests revealed she has leptomeningeal carcinomatosis, a rare condition that occurs when cancer cells spread into the fluid-filled membrane surrounding the brain. Her doctors say she has as little as three months left to live. THREE MONTHS. Three freaking months. People have beaten those ...

Real Housewife Taylor Armstrong Desperate For Job

taylor armstrong real housewives beverly hills Taylor Armstrong of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is reportedly being fired from the series and is pretty much screwed without it. Radar Online exclusively reports: Unlike the other housewives on the show, Taylor is broke, and with most of her money coming from the reality show. Her husband, Russell, left her seriously in debt when he committed suicide. Taylor doesn’t know what she is going to do for money. Her daughter Kennedy, attends a swanky private school, and she doesn’t know...

Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring Teaser Is Out!

emma watson the bling ring Sofia Coppola, on her quest to make as many films about overprivileged white people as possible, gives us the teaser trailer for The Bling Ring. The film, starring Emma Watson, is based on the true story about a group of young people in LA who routinely "go shopping" (steal) from celebrities' homes. As the trailer shows, one of their targets is Paris Hilton. (It's set in 2008). Damn, five years is a huge time jump when you're Paris Hilton. Mercifully, she is not in the film itself. Will YOU see Th...

Topanga Meets Maxim

danielle fishel topanga maxim Danielle Fishel, best known as Topanga Lawrence from the beloved 90's show Boy Meets World, is Maxim's April cover girl. Ms. Fishel, now 31, is promoting her new show Girl Meets World, the Boy Meets World spin-off. In this show, her character and lBen Savage's character (Cory Matthews) have a daughter. Here are some of my favorite parts of her interview from Maxim: Where the heck did the name Topanga come from? Michael Jacobs, who created Boy Meets World, says he was driving down the high...

Ninja Turtles Creator Doesn’t Like Megan Fox

megan fox tattoos Megan Fox was recently cast as April O'Neil for what is surely to be Michael Bay's craptacular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. But Peter Laird, co-creator of TMNT isn't saying "Cowabunga!" As he wrote on his blog: My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her role in two Transformers movies and the wretched (but happily forgettable) Jennifer's Body. It may not be fair to judge her range of acting skills just from those three movies, but I think it is safe to say that there are...

Kelly Osbourne Had A Seizure

kelly osbourne purple hair Kelly Osbourne had a seizure while taping an episode of Fashion Police. As of now she appears to be okay. TMZ has the details: Kelly was sitting in a chair, shooting the show in front of a full studio audience. Melissa Rivers was sitting next to her, filling in for Giuliana Rancic. Kelly turned to Melissa and said, "I don't feel good," and then she fell out of the chair and started shaking.  Melissa then turned Kelly's head to help her.  Someone from the audience -- some kind of emergency ...

Chris Brown Got Into A Fight Over Ten Dollars

chris brown Chris Brown is a cheap selfish entitled jerk who got into a fight with a valet guy because he didn't want to pay the $10 charge. Oh. My. God. Chris. Brown. Pick your battles. Hint: don't pick ANY battles. TMZ obtained a video of the incident outside of Pinz Bowling Alley in Studio City. "Give me my f-cking keys," Brown yells in the valet attendant's face. He and his entourage surround the valet stand demanding Brown's keys, cursing. Then Brown gives up and takes off in his crazy expensive ca...

Terrence Howard Says Iron Man Killed His Career

terrence howard Terrence Howard is really good at having hissy fits. In his latest, he blames Iron Man for ruining his career. While doing press rounds for his latest film Dead Man Down, Mr. Howard was asked by Hollywood.com, "What's the worst thing you ever saw?" To which he responded, Worst thing I witnessed was Iron Man killing my career. Apparently he said it "with a laugh." Oh, that Terrence Howard, always known for goofing around! About Iron Man. Mr. Howard was not asked to come back for Iron Man 2 for two ...

Kim Kardashian Miscarriage Scare

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian had a miscarriage scare Tuesday night, after returning to Los Angeles from France. She's okay now. According to The New York Post via Radar Online, She was sent home at 12:30 a.m Wednesday, the paper reported, and her doctors advised her to eliminate her fast-paced, jet-setting lifestyle as she advances into the final months of her pregnancy. “Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy,” a source told the paper. “She’s running around, working out seven days a week. She...