Today's Evil Beet Gossip

You Will Not Recognize Jake Gyllenhaal After Weight Gain

jake+gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal packed on the pounds — pounds of muscle — for his latest film role. First, the dude lost 20 pounds for his role in Nightcrawler. Now he's gained that and then some, for his role as a boxer in Southpaw. Apparently, he worked out six days a week for six hours per day. Six hours. That's a full time job. And here are the results: According to the director (Antoine Fuqua), this is role is gonna be a game changer. Via PEOPLE: Jake is going to change how people see him. I had him traini...

Mickey Rourke Returns To Boxing; Defeats 29-Year-Old

mickey_rourke This one is a little bizarre. Mickey Rourke has returned to boxing at the age of 62, and defeated a 29-year-old Elliot Seymour. For once, Rourke is making headlines for something other than his plastic surgery, and I for one, salute him. The fight took place in Moscow, and was Mr. Rourke's first fight in 20 years. Here are more details from ABC News: Rourke prepared in a dressing room in front of a shrine featuring candles, images of saints, and photographs of his dogs. Rourke said he had been in mourning for his recently-deceased Chihuahua. He took to the ring in a Stetson hat...

Jennifer Lawrence Sings Her Way To The Top 40 Charts — Listen

Jennifer+Lawrence Hot damn, Jennifer Lawrence is having a good week. First, Forbes named her the 7th richest celeb under 30, and now she's set to conquer the music world. She's starting off by releasing a track, "The Hanging Tree" from the latest Hunger Games film, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1. And according to PEOPLE, she's off to a great start — the track hit number 29 in the Top 40 chart in the UK. I gotta admit, I was really skeptical at first, and I'm also about reaching my Jennifer Lawrenc...

Best, Worst, And WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014

[caption id="attachment_155054" align="aligncenter" width="395"]I don't think it can get more WTF than this. Here's Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande's insufferable brother. [caption id="attachment_155054" align="aligncenter" width="395"] I don't think it can get more WTF than this. Here's Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande's insufferable brother.[/caption] Welcome to our Best, Worst, and WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014. What the hell is the point of the AMAs (American Music Awards) anyway? I think the point is for us to critique and criticize what everyone is wearing. So join me, and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night!   TV sh...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_154992" align="aligncenter" width="464"]Kim+Kardashian+2[caption id="attachment_154992" align="aligncenter" width="464"] Kim Kardashian and her boobs welcome you.[/caption] Time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here's last week's, in case you missed it. This week we got two Reese Witherspoon looks, as well as Keira Knightley, Kristen Stewart, and Miley Cyrus. So there's lots to look at. As always, make your choices for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!   Angelina Jolie, perfect as al...

Robert Pattinson’s Weird Hair: Hell Yes Or God No?

Robert+Pattinson+18th+Annual+Hollywood+Film Robert Pattinson, summoner of egos, decided to shave his head. But unlike what James Franco did, which was a straight-up shave off, this dude went about it a little differently, choosing to shave only the back leaving a puzzling little landing strip right on his damn head: He debuted it at the "the GO GO Gala" in Beverly Hills. He hasn't explained it, and frankly, I think it needs some explaining. I mean, look at it. I don't know which among us is gonna vote for a "hells, yes!" on this lo...

Amanda Bynes On Her Father: “I Haven’t Decided How I’d Want To Murder Him”

Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes is not improving. Things just keep getting worse and worse for the troubled actress. Where we last left off in the Bynes Saga, Ms. Bynes' parents had given up trying to get back conservatorship, and had moved on. Unfortunately, more troubles are going to follow them, as audio leaked of apparently Amanda Bynes describing how she'd kill her parents. It's really sad. "Nothing would give me greater pleasure than, like, slitting his throat," Bynes said, of her father. More, from TMZ: Amanda Bynes dreams of murdering her dad, slitting her mom's wrists and burning her ...

Is Patrick Schwarzenegger Miley Cyrus’ New Man?

miley-cyrus-1024 Miley Cyrus, MAC Viva Glam spokesperson, may have found a new man, and in Patrick Schwarzenegger — you know, Arnold's kid. (By the way, I'm still unclear if Patrick wants to go with Shriver or Schwarzenegger as a last name — he uses both, and PEOPLE went with Schwarzenegger, so I will, too.) They were photographed making out at a USC game (above). I am dying that he's holding his phone in one hand. PEOPLE claims he's using it to take a selfie of their kiss. Yeah, I don't think so. Her...

Alfonso Ribeiro May Have To Drop Out Of “Dancing with the Stars” — NOOOOOO

alfonso-ribeiro-800 This one is hitting me hard, you guys. Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA "Carlton" from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air has been absolutely killing it on Dancing with the Stars, but may not be for much longer. He really injured himself, and it's all thanks to performing his signature move, "The Carlton", on the show (skip to 2:24 for the full-on dance): TMZ has an exclusive: Our DWTS sources say Ribeiro injured his back during rehearsal Wednesday night as he tried to overcompensate for a groin injury which he suffered ...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_154814" align="aligncenter" width="393"]We've got TWO Jennifer Aniston looks for you this week. What fun![caption id="attachment_154814" align="aligncenter" width="393"] We've got TWO Jennifer Aniston looks for you this week. What fun![/caption] Welcome back to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Have you had a splendid week? Mine wasn't too bad. But now it's time for critiquing fashion, everyone's faaaaavorite thing to do, right? Yeah. So go through the looks and make your picks for who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!   Charli XCX. Those shoes. THOSE SHOOOOOESSS! Rea...

Blake Lively And Martha Stewart Are Friends

blake-lively-martha-stewart Martha Stewart was rumored to have been throwing shade at Blake Lively for trying to "be like her", but the two appear to be friends, even motorcycle buddies. Or at least, husband Ryan Reynolds and Ms. Stewart are motorcycle buddies. Ms. Lively made an appearance at Ms. Stewart's Third Annual American Made Summit and discussed how BFF-y they are, saying, (via PEOPLE): When we met Martha, she was like, 'I'll ride motorcycles with you, Ryan.' That's the only woman that can creep up on my man and I would ...

Andy Dick Is The Worst Jewel Thief Ever

Andy+Dick Oh Andy Dick, you're backsliding again. Just when you think this guy might be okay, he pulls another stunt. He's been arrested again, in Hollywood, this time for suspicion of felony grand theft, which is a fancy way of saying he stole an expensive necklace. More from E!: According to People magazine, the 48-year-old troubled actor and comedian is accused of stealing a necklace last week. He was reportedly riding a bicycle in town and stopped next to a man, asking him if he could look at his chai...