Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Producer Confirms What We All Knew: Kardashian Show Is Fake

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian is at war with ex Kris Humphries. Humphries is alleging that he's being screwed over because their wedding was a sham and that Keeping Up With The Kardashians was edited to make him look bad. Kardashian producer Russell Jay, came clean in court. And it's soooo good. From Radar Online: [Jay] says there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents th...

This Again? Miley And Liam May Have Broken Up After All

miley cyrus liam hemsworth Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are really good at getting everyone to wonder about their engagement status. The rumors really hit full throttle about 1 week ago when Ms. Cyrus was photographed not wearing her engagement ring. She then tweeted that she did NOT call off her wedding. However, new rumors surfaced yesterday that if she didn't call it off before, she is now. I really don't know how much stock we can put into these reports. The National Enquirer surprisingly gets it right a good deal of...

L’Oreal Tattled On Natalie Portman

natalie portman dior mascara ad L'Oreal UK cosmetics got all Mean Girls and tattled on Natalie Portman for her Dior ad. It isn't that Ms. Portman had an exclusive contract for L'Oreal. It's that L'Oreal, thinking of Dior as its competition, felt the need to get the ad pulled. And they found a way. They got in touch with U.K.'s Advertising Standards Agency and told them that Dior's mascara ad is "misleadingly exaggerating the effects of the product." And the ASA agreed. More from NY Mag: Parfums Christian Dior said the ad had originally been intended to promote a lipstick,...

Miranda Kerr Car Accident Leaves Her In Neck Brace

miranda kerr injury neck brace Miranda Kerr, Victoria's Secret Angel, was in a car accident on the freeway on Monday. As a result, she is now in a neck brace. But she is mobile. TMZ posted a photo of her out and about in LA in yesterday. Details of the crash are still coming in, but The LA Times has some info: Kerr, 29, was spotted Tuesday wearing the medical collar, which she attempted to conceal with a patterned scarf. A driver reportedly smashed into her car on a L.A. freeway, TMZ reported. Her husband, actor Orlando Bloom,...

Kim Kardashian Got New Bangs; Duckface Still Old

kim kardashian bangs hair Kim Kardashian got real bangs cut and almost started crying over it. In case you didn't know what Kim looks like when she cries, here you go: Ultimately she likes the cut, and posted a photo of it on her Twitter to her 17+ million followers. She also posted video of the cut. Oh thank God. I almost had no plans tonight. Now I know what I'm going to do. She said that she got the cut because, "I just feel like I need a change." Do you like the her bangs/fringe? Here's a photo gallery of Kim K crying, bec...

Gwyneth Paltrow Decided That Her Entire Family Is Allergic To Everything

gwyneth paltrow leather Gwyneth Paltrow decided that her entire family is allergic to everything including gluten, dairy, and eggs. Her children Apple, 8, and Moses, 6, are forbidden to have these foods as well as carbs like pasta, bread, or rice. Same goes for husband Chris Martin (Coldplay). Ms. Paltrow discusses this in her latest cookbook, It's All Good. The book promises "DELICIOUS, EASY RECIPES That will make you LOOK GOOD and FEEL GREAT." Here's the book's description from Amazon: Last spring, after a particularly grueling sc...

Veronica Mars Is Kickstarting Its Way To The Big Screen

veronica mars kristen bell credits Veronica Mars, the cult television show that starred Kristen Bell and ended in 2007, is using Kickstarter to get funds to make a long-awaited Veronica Mars movie. Their goal is $2 million and as of now, according to Forbes, they've broken records by raising $1 million in the first four hours. It looks like this is going to happen. That is, that their goal is going to be reached. Hopefully after that it's not a struggle to actually get it made and into theaters. Series creator Rob Thomas (not the one who wants to, "Puuuusssshhh-a you down"/...

Shamwow Guy Made Movie Starring Lohan And Adrien Brody; Crime Against Humanity Achieved

lindsay lohan marilyn monroe The Shamwow guy AKA the Slapchop guy aka Vince Offer, directed a film starring Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez, Rob Schneider, and Lindsay Lohan and the trailer is out and it's just as bad as you think it is. If you don't want to watch it, I'll sum it up for you. - That Adrien Brody is in this film is a testament to the fact that he is impossible to work with and that no one wants to deal with his bullshit even after winning an Academy Award. - The only funny moment in the trailer is wh...

This Will Make Your Day: Will Smith Raps Fresh Prince Song To Screaming High Schoolers

will smith fresh prince bel air Will Smith surprised high school students at a school assembly in England when he busted out The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. Let's get some context up in here: The actor was in England to take a tour of "real London," which is what brought him to St Martin in Tulse Hill. A spokesman for the Black Cultural Archives, who led Smith's tour, said, "Many discussions took place, including questions around identity and belonging, young people and life chances. Will Smith was very interested in these discussions especially as ...

No One Wants To Buy Magazines With Taylor Swift On The Cover

taylor swift cosmo cosmopolitan magazine Taylor Swift can sell albums but she can't sell magazines. Magazines with Taylor Swift on the cover don't move off the shelves compared to other celebrities. For example, Lady Gaga sold 602,000 copies of Vogue, whereas Ms. Swift's cover only moved 329,371. We should point out though, as does The Gloss, that Gaga covered the September issue, Vogue's most popular issue of the year. Also, Gaga's fan base is probably a lot bigger; she has the most followers on Twitter, heads and shoulders above other celebs. Howe...

Bachelor Sean Lowe To Be On Dancing With The Stars

sean lowe bachelor dancing with the stars Sean Lowe of The Bachelor is a surprise addition to Dancing with the Stars. Announced this morning on Good Morning America, Mr. Lowe with dance partner Peta Murgatroyd will join luminaries Andy Dick and Wynonna Judd among others on season 16 of ABC's reality dancing show. AND I AM SO PUMPED. Did you guys watch The Bachelor finale? Sean chose Catherine, who seems okay but barely got any screen time and isn't nearly as much of an audience favorite as runner-up Lindsay. Sean also really, really didn't want ...

Gaga Bought A Fancy-Ass Gold Wheelchair

lady gaga gold wheelchair terry richardson mtv Lady Gaga is rolling around in an exclusively designed gold plated wheelchair. AREN'T WE FANCY? Gaga injured herself badly enough to have to stay off of her feet. (She has a labral tear of the right hip and synovitis, severe inflammation of the joints.) She last tweeted a photo of a normal wheelchair with, "This is Emma" so I guess this means Gaga and Emma broke up. MTV details on this fancy-ass wheelchair: We've received an exclusive scoop from the chair's designer, Ken Borochov, that he ...