Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lil Wayne Okay? Plus Kelly Osbourne Update.

Lil Wayne suffered a seizure last week and was taken to the hospital. He was in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai for a while but now it looks like he may be in the clear -- he was released last night. TMZ reports:
Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital -- most of it in the Intensive Care Unit -- after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures. Sources connected with the rapper tell us ... Wayne is feeling weak but he's a lot better.  He plans on laying low until he makes a full recovery.
Kelly Osbourne also suffered a seizure. Yesterday was her first day out and about. Her spokesperson said,
Doctors ran numerous tests and determined that this was most likely a onetime episode of which there are no conclusive results. (ABC News.)
Well that's horrifying. Best of health to both of them. />Lil Wayne suffered a seizure last week and was taken to the hospital. He was in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai for a while but now it looks like he may be in the clear -- he was released last night. TMZ reports: Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital -- most of it in the Intensive Care Unit -- after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures. Sources connected with the rapper tell us ... Wayne is feeling weak but he's a lot better.  He plans on laying low until he...

Jennifer Lawrence Wanted To Be The Next Bachelorette?!

oscars jennifer lawrence goofy Jennifer Lawrence, everyone's favorite alternative to Anne Hathaway, at some point apparently wanted to be the bachelorette of The Bachelor's spin-off, The Bachelorette. "Wanted" does not mean, "almost was" or "was even a remote possibility." She knew that her agents/managers would never allow it, but that didn't kill the desire. According to The National Enquirer: [Jennifer] is so enamored of The Bachelor that she approached the show’s host Chris Harrison at the Oscars and gushed about it. What’s more, s...

Beth Ditto Arrested For Kicking A Dude In The Balls

beth ditto mugshot Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip, was arrested in Portland on Friday for "disorderly conduct." Translation: girl was blackout drunk and violent in public. Ms. Ditto's classy evening began at The Bungalo Bar where she was allegedly kicked out for being "too drunk." Then we get into Amanda Bynes territory. Apparently after being ejected, she ran out into the street, threw off her shoes, and shouted, "Obama! Obama!" Shit got real and the police arrived. The Metro posted this witness acc...

Details of Lohan Plea Deal, Plus Lohan Laughs When Judge Suggests “Don’t Drive”

lindsay lohan court Lindsay Lohan will not be going to jail -- sorry, everyone! She took the plea deal. Although she was sentenced to 5 days in jail, it looks like that will be combined with her 90 day lockdown in a rehab facility. And let's be real, even if that wasn't the case, she'd likely spend 3 hours in jail, tops. Here are the details of the plea, straight from the judge. Lohan must comply with all of this or she will get 180 days in jail. 24 months on probation. 5 days in jail plus $150 fine plus pe...

Huffington Post Posts Photo Of Mila Kunis Without Makeup, Everyone Freaks Out

Mila Kunis is of course a beautiful young woman, and The Huffington Post agrees. But when they posted this photo of the actress bare-faced, everyone freaked out. The comments section exploded, with people accusing Huff Po of shaming young women, others saying Kunis should give her make up artist a raise and more saying that she still looks beautiful. The Mirror couldn't help but point out that she "looks a bit puffy." And Yahoo! News even went so far as to "blame" her tired appearance on her relationship with Ashton Kutcher. Good lord. I'm just so thankful that the lovely Ms. Kunis looks tired sometimes, too. Maybe if we didn't Photoshop our celebrities to hell, people wouldn't be so shocked when they see photos of how they really look.

mila kunis without make upMila Kunis is of course a beautiful young woman, and The Huffington Post agrees. But when they posted this photo of the actress bare-faced, everyone freaked out. The comments section exploded, with people accusing Huff Po of shaming young women, others saying Kunis should give her make up artist a raise and more saying that she still looks beautiful. The Mirror couldn't help but point out that she "looks a bit puffy." And Yahoo! News even went so far as to "blame" her tired appearance on her rel...

David Bowie Awesomes His Way To Number One

david bowie cigarette David Bowie's album The Next Day has hit the #1 spot in the UK charts. It is the first time Sir Bowie has had a #1 record in 20 years. David Bulging Tights Bowie could easily take the #1 slot in the USA as well, but he'll have to fight Jon Bon Jovi to get it. Seriously.  David Hunky Freakin' Dory Bowie and Bon Jovi are the top selling artists. Cue this: NO BUT REALLY, I'm psyched over this even though the Jov will likely beat Mr. Bowie, according to the Atlantic Wire: Though the final l...

Kate Moss Raises Over 300k By Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey

kate moss 50 shades of grey Kate Moss raised £200,000 (equivalent to about $302,285) for the charity Comic Relief by reading Fifty Shades Of Grey on the radio. Ms. Moss has a lovely speaking voice, and she was endearingly shy about reading it live on BBC Radio 1. She didn't read much and certainly nothing explicit, but it was weirdly cute. Here's the excerpt: He steps out of his shoes and reaches down to take each of his socks off, never taking his eyes off me. I am rendered speechless by the look of hunger in his eyes. Wow ... to be w...

Faith In Hollywood Marriage Restored: Danny DeVito And Rhea Perlman Back Together

danny devito rhea perlman marriage Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are back together after about a six month separation. Woohoo!! They've been married for thirty years, which is really, really impressive in Hollywood and actually impressive for anyone. From People Magazine: "They love each other," says a friend of the couple. "Always have and always will." Awww, yay! Mr. DeVito is awesome as Frank Reynolds in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. While I think that Dennis and then by Charlie are my favorite characters, Frank always adds a special some...

Billy Joel Is AWESOME; Lets Fan Play Piano With Him Onstage

billy joel vanderbilt michael pollack student Billy Joel may not be known as the "coolest" or "edgiest" musician but there's no denying the guy's talent or the awesomosity of treating a fan to an experience of a lifetime. Mr. "In The Middle Of The Niiiii-iiiight I Go Walking In My Sleep" Joel was giving a part lecture part concert at Vanderbilt University when shit got real during the Q&A. Superfan and college freshman Michael Pollack told his idol that New York State of Mind is his favorite song and asked if he could accompany him on piano. Mr. "To The Mountains Of F...

Katy Perry Gets $2 Million To Write About Herself

katy perry glasses Katy Perry is getting $2 million dollars for her autobiography. Daaaaaamn. Girl, you better WRITE this. At least write more than half. Don't let a ghostwriter do the whole thing. Please. Huffington Post confirms: The "Fireworks" singer reportedly inked a $2 million book deal for an autobiography -- a hot ticket given her widely publicized divorce from comedian Russell Brand. The news comes on the heels of Brand's own book deal. He will reportedly address the divorce in memoir, a follow u...

Justin Bieber And Lindsay Lohan Are Totally Not Friends

lindsay lohan justin bieber Justin Bieber - of all people - made fun of Lindsay Lohan on Instagram. Apparently this was one stop he had to make on his Justin Bieber Destroys Himself Tour. In a caption on his account, he wrote, "... to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)" (In case you can't read this, it's Beebsey going on and on about how awesome he is and "I don't care if you believe in me" and ending with "I think I'm going pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan lo...

Stressful Marriage Put Shayne Lamas In The Hospital

 

shayne lamas nik richie the dirty las vegas party  Shayne Lamas is in the hospital because of her marriage. Do you guys remember Shayne Lamas? She was the "winner" of The Bachelor's season twelve. Season twelve. Mother of God. She's known for doing other reality show type of things and for marrying Nik Richie, the founder of The Dirty, the most hated website ever made. In 2008, after splitting with the British millionaire Bachelor of that season, she married Mr. Richie about three years later and they had a daughter. And a year after th...