Lady Gaga Had Hip Surgery; Is Not Dead, Is Still Working March 21, 2013Catherine St. IvesLady Gaga Lady Gaga's hip surgery was a success and she's not slowing down. In fact, she is "doing unbelievable." The singer is still in some pain after tearing all kinds of muscles and joints and shit in her body (I'm not a doctor) and is confined to a really expensive custom-made golden wheelchair. On her surgery that occurred a few weeks ago, she released this statement: As they wheeled me into surgery today, I thought about all of your pain and perseverance, your unique family situations, scho...
Everyone Hates Breakfast At Tiffany’s On Broadway March 21, 2013Catherine St. IvesBroadway, Emilia Clarke Breakfast At Tiffany's, the Truman Capote novella, was famously adapted to film starring Audrey Hepburn and recently for Broadway, starring Emilia Clarke. Unfortunately, the reviews suggest they should have stopped at the movie. Let's take a look. Showbiz411: Emilia Clarke is obviously talented, but she is so miscast as Holly Golightly that it’s kind of shocking. Chicago Tribune: There's no palpable connection between [lead characters] Fred and Holly...[Clarke] has the air of an impostor, which is good (and her best quality in this role)...
Bachelor Biceps Isn’t Living With His Fiancée March 21, 2013Catherine St. IvesSean Lowe Sean Lowe, AKA Bachelor Biceps, isn't sleeping with his fiance Catherine Boringwhatever until their wedding night, but they're apparently not going to live together until after they're married either. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. You met on a dating show, got engaged after six weeks based on about four dates, some of which were spent with other women, had only one sleepover (sans sex), and now never get time to see each other because one of you is doing Dancing with the Stars. Oh dud...
The Editor Of Esquire Is A Douche March 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesCameron Diaz Esquire's UK editor, Alex Bilmes, made comments so douchey I thought I was reading The Onion for a second. Nope. At a panel discussion on feminism (!), Mr. Bilmes almost went out of his way to make the most anti-feminist statements ever. As reported in Gawker, Alex Bilmes said this: The women that we feature in the magazine are ornamental. That is how we see them. I could lie to you and say [we're] interested in their brains as well, but on the whole, we're not. They're there to be ...
Pete From Mad Men Got Engaged To Rory Gilmore March 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesAlexis Bledel, Vincent Kartheiser Vincent Kartheiser, most well-known for his role as Pete in Mad Men, got engaged to Alexis Bledel, best known for her role as Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, The Washington Post confirms. I totally forgot that they did a handful of Mad Men episodes together, probably because their story line was f-cking terrible. Kartheiser is 33 and Bledel is 31 and this is their first marriage. Woohoo to both. (Not sarcasm.) In May of 2012, Ms. Bledel gave an interview about her scenes with Mr. Kartheiser (vi...
Jon Hamm’s Dong Is Annoying March 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesJon Hamm Jon Hamm apparently has a penis too big to be contained in skinny pants, and this is very annoying for the costume designers and producers of Mad Men. This is celebrity gossip at its finest. NewNowNext has the whole dongalicious story. “This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,”a source told the Daily News. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting.” Well what can the well-endowed star do about that you ask? He can’t hide his God-given gift, can he? Well, you see,...
Lindsay’s 6th Mugshot Is Out And It’s Her Fiercest One Yet! March 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesLindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has a brand new mugshot to add to her collection. She had to submit to booking as part of her plea deal. At one point, having so many mugshots was sad, but now it's funny again, especially her expression in this one. She is WORKING IT. Her skin looks flawless, her lips don't look as wacky botoxy as usual, and I love what she did with her eye makeup. IDK WTF she's wearing, and the hair is messy, though the color is FAB, so overall I give this a 9/10. I've seen Facebo...
Pink Stops Concert To Help Crying Girl March 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesPink Pink really cares about sad children. A video surfaced of a bizarre incident that occurred three days ago during a Pink performance. Ms. Alecia Moore was singing on a small stage surrounded by a massive crowd at a concert in Philadelphia when she stopped her song, asking, "Is everything okay right here?" gesturing to a little girl near the stage. "Is that girl alright?" The audience cheered (their approval?) and Pink asked, "Why is she crying, why is she upset?" We couldn't hear the response, but Pin...
Macklemore Wanks On Airplanes March 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesMacklemore Macklemore, the rapper responsible for the catchy as hell Thrift Shop, freely admitted to TMZ that he's jerked it in airplane bathrooms. The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone ... something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days. Is it really "harder than ever"? Don't you just walk in on a sleepy flight, lock the door, do it in a reasonable amount of time, wash your hands, and leave? Is ...
Russell Brand Pokes Fun At His Own Marriage; I Loled March 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesRussell Brand Russell Brand made some funny and self-aware jokes about his failed marriage to Katy Perry on his radio show. He's done this before, but it's pretty direct here, and I think it's done without being disrespectful to Ms. Perry. Also his show raised money for the Teen Cancer trust, so there's that upside. His co-hosts Noel Gallagher, Matt Morgan, and Trevor Lock started it, by revealing on air that they all made bets on how long Mr. Brand's marriage would last. EOnline has the details. "Don't cackle; I tried my hardest," the actor said after Matt moc...
Bradley Cooper Hangs Out With His 20 Year-Old Girlfriend March 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesBradley Cooper, Suki Waterhouse Bradley Cooper, 38, hung out with girlfriend and amateur model Suki Waterhouse, 20, in Boston while filming his latest movie. I'll just list all the things wrong with this picture: 1. She's 20 years old, she can't even legally order a drink in America. 2. He said that Jennifer Lawrence was too young for him. Jennifer Lawrence is 22. 3. Amidst rumors that Taylor Swift was interested in dating him, sources revealed that, "He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger becaus...
If You Want To Dress Like Lena Dunham, Modcloth Has The Dress For You! March 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesLena Dunham Modcloth, the perpetually quirky clothing website, made a dress called "The Lena Denim" in honor of Girls' Lena Dunham. It's not really as great a tribute as The Birkin Bag (for Jane B) or the Kelly Bag (for Grace K) or even the little LBDs we now commonly associate with Audrey Hepburn's Holly Golightly character, but it's an honor to have a fashion item named after you regardless...right? Presenting, The Lena Denim dress: "100% cotton. Machine wash. Fabric does not stretch." Much like t...
Lady Gaga's hip surgery was a success and she's not slowing down. In fact, she is "doing unbelievable." The singer is still in some pain after tearing all kinds of muscles and joints and shit in her body (I'm not a doctor) and is confined to a really expensive custom-made golden wheelchair.
On her surgery that occurred a few weeks ago, she released this statement:
As they wheeled me into surgery today, I thought about all of your pain and perseverance, your unique family situations, scho...
Breakfast At Tiffany's, the Truman Capote novella, was famously adapted to film starring Audrey Hepburn and recently for Broadway, starring Emilia Clarke. Unfortunately, the reviews suggest they should have stopped at the movie. Let's take a look.
Showbiz411:
Emilia Clarke is obviously talented, but she is so miscast as Holly Golightly that it’s kind of shocking.
Chicago Tribune:
There's no palpable connection between [lead characters] Fred and Holly...[Clarke] has the air of an impostor, which is good (and her best quality in this role)...
Sean Lowe, AKA Bachelor Biceps, isn't sleeping with his fiance Catherine Boringwhatever until their wedding night, but they're apparently not going to live together until after they're married either. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. You met on a dating show, got engaged after six weeks based on about four dates, some of which were spent with other women, had only one sleepover (sans sex), and now never get time to see each other because one of you is doing Dancing with the Stars.
Oh dud...
Esquire's UK editor, Alex Bilmes, made comments so douchey I thought I was reading The Onion for a second. Nope.
At a panel discussion on feminism (!), Mr. Bilmes almost went out of his way to make the most anti-feminist statements ever.
As reported in Gawker, Alex Bilmes said this:
The women that we feature in the magazine are ornamental. That is how we see them. I could lie to you and say [we're] interested in their brains as well, but on the whole, we're not. They're there to be ...
Vincent Kartheiser, most well-known for his role as Pete in Mad Men, got engaged to Alexis Bledel, best known for her role as Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, The Washington Post confirms. I totally forgot that they did a handful of Mad Men episodes together, probably because their story line was f-cking terrible. Kartheiser is 33 and Bledel is 31 and this is their first marriage. Woohoo to both. (Not sarcasm.)
In May of 2012, Ms. Bledel gave an interview about her scenes with Mr. Kartheiser (vi...
Jon Hamm apparently has a penis too big to be contained in skinny pants, and this is very annoying for the costume designers and producers of Mad Men. This is celebrity gossip at its finest.
NewNowNext has the whole dongalicious story.
“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,”a source told the Daily News. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting.”
Well what can the well-endowed star do about that you ask? He can’t hide his God-given gift, can he?
Well, you see,...
Lindsay Lohan has a brand new mugshot to add to her collection. She had to submit to booking as part of her plea deal.
At one point, having so many mugshots was sad, but now it's funny again, especially her expression in this one. She is WORKING IT. Her skin looks flawless, her lips don't look as wacky botoxy as usual, and I love what she did with her eye makeup. IDK WTF she's wearing, and the hair is messy, though the color is FAB, so overall I give this a 9/10. I've seen Facebo...
Pink really cares about sad children. A video surfaced of a bizarre incident that occurred three days ago during a Pink performance. Ms. Alecia Moore was singing on a small stage surrounded by a massive crowd at a concert in Philadelphia when she stopped her song, asking, "Is everything okay right here?" gesturing to a little girl near the stage. "Is that girl alright?"
The audience cheered (their approval?) and Pink asked, "Why is she crying, why is she upset?" We couldn't hear the response, but Pin...
Macklemore, the rapper responsible for the catchy as hell Thrift Shop, freely admitted to TMZ that he's jerked it in airplane bathrooms.
The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone ... something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days.
Is it really "harder than ever"? Don't you just walk in on a sleepy flight, lock the door, do it in a reasonable amount of time, wash your hands, and leave? Is ...
Russell Brand made some funny and self-aware jokes about his failed marriage to Katy Perry on his radio show. He's done this before, but it's pretty direct here, and I think it's done without being disrespectful to Ms. Perry. Also his show raised money for the Teen Cancer trust, so there's that upside. His co-hosts Noel Gallagher, Matt Morgan, and Trevor Lock started it, by revealing on air that they all made bets on how long Mr. Brand's marriage would last. EOnline has the details.
"Don't cackle; I tried my hardest," the actor said after Matt moc...
Bradley Cooper, 38, hung out with girlfriend and amateur model Suki Waterhouse, 20, in Boston while filming his latest movie. I'll just list all the things wrong with this picture:
1. She's 20 years old, she can't even legally order a drink in America.
2. He said that Jennifer Lawrence was too young for him. Jennifer Lawrence is 22.
3. Amidst rumors that Taylor Swift was interested in dating him, sources revealed that, "He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger becaus...
Modcloth, the perpetually quirky clothing website, made a dress called "The Lena Denim" in honor of Girls' Lena Dunham. It's not really as great a tribute as The Birkin Bag (for Jane B) or the Kelly Bag (for Grace K) or even the little LBDs we now commonly associate with Audrey Hepburn's Holly Golightly character, but it's an honor to have a fashion item named after you regardless...right?
Presenting, The Lena Denim dress: "100% cotton. Machine wash. Fabric does not stretch."
Much like t...