Kim Kardashian is really bringing the lols with her pregnancy looks. Like this outfit, or this outfit, which is, to paraphrase Kanye, "the best of all time. OF ALL TIME."
On this lazy Saturday, let's take a look back at some of this week's Kardashian pregnancy dazzlers.
[gallery columns="2" orderby="title"] />Kim Kardashian is really bringing the lols with her pregnancy looks. Like this outfit, or this outfit, which is, to paraphrase Kanye, "the best of all time. OF ALL TIME."
On this lazy Saturday, let's take a look back at some of this week's Kardashian pregnancy dazzlers.
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Gwyneth Paltrow posted some of her favorite new spring items on her site, GOOP. We've blogged a lot about Ms. Paltrow lately; of her marriage, her gluten-free/basically everything-free diet, and health scares. None of this is with malicious intent.
There's no real hate or anything for GPal. To quote our lovely Jennifer, "I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: “Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world’s best comedy.” Amen, sister." I love her blissful ignorance, her assumption that people consider a Valentino iPad case a spring "must-have."
So here you go. A fashion spread starring Gwyneth for Goop, featuring $458,003 worth of stuff from Net-A-Porter. The high cut shirt and orange shorts are a particular head-scratcher for me.
[gallery orderby="title"] />Gwyneth Paltrow posted some of her favorite new spring items on her site, GOOP. We've blogged a lot about Ms. Paltrow lately; of her marriage, her gluten-free/basically everything-free diet, and health scares. None of this is with malicious intent.
There's no real hate or anything for GPal. To quote our lovely Jennifer, "I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: “Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world’s best comedy.” Amen...
My Chemical Romance, a fantastically mediocre band, broke up. I guess I'm in the minority in thinking they're very whatever, considering they've been around for 12 years and produced four records and got one Grammy nomination.
They left this statement on their site:
Being in this band for the past 12 years has been a true blessing. We've gotten to go places we never knew we would. We've been able to see and experience things we never imagined possible. We've shared the stage with people we admire,...
Joe Jonas apparently has a very kinky very un-Jonasy sex tape about to wreak havoc on his career. Mr. Jonas responded to the claims with this lolzworthy tweet:
To which Blind Gossip says, "Spin, little Jonai, spin!" They say that the tape (using the term "tape" loosely of course, as everything is done digitally nowadays) is very much real and is going to come out on the 3rd of April. Here's their update:
It’s apparently called a “ball gag”, not a “gag ball”. Sorry that we didn...
Paris Jackson, daughter of the late superstar Michael Jackson, is a fan of Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain and apparently this worries her grandmother Katherine. I love it when The National Enquirer brings the lolz. They can be so accurate at times and then other times take something that somebody tweeted and build an entire story around it. For example:
Paris has recently been tweeting incessantly about Cobain and Hendrix — who both died at age 27. Hendrix overdosed and drug-ravaged Cobain kille...
Ashley Greene's condo burned down yesterday. Though she, her brother, her boyfriend, and one of her dogs made it out safely, her other dog died.
:( I don't ever use emoticons but I don't even know how to express my sadness for her in words. Also sad is that the fire sent three people to the hospital. No word on their exact condition yet, but they are believed to be doing okay.
Oh God, and here's the worst part: this all started because of a candle in the living room. A simple candle that...
Valerie Harper is looking terminal cancer in the face and saying, "Eff off, I have shit to do, I'm going to do a Mary Tyler Moore reunion show." (Note: that is not an actual quote.) Doctors have given her three months left to live, but she's said, "I don’t think of dying. I think of being here now." (Note: that IS an actual quote.)
Part of the being here now is doing a (sort of) Mary Tyler Moore reunion show. Ms. Harper will join former MTM co-stars Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman, and Betty Whit...
Lana Del Rey won two awards at the Echo Awards last night. What the hell are the Echo Awards? Good question! The Echo Awards are like of like the Grammy's for Germany. They were held in Berlin. Obviously it's going to be something European, since they love Lana there. She is L'Officiel's latest cover girl and Brit Award winner for Best International Solo Female Artist.
At the Echos she won Best International Newcomer and Best International Female Pop/Rock Artist. She also posed with former First ...
Ashley Greene's apartment in West Hollywood went up in flames today. And sadly...one of her dogs didn't make it. :( Oh God, I can't even. Ms. Greene, her boyfriend, her brother, and one other dog are all okay.
No one knows yet what started the fire. Daily Mail reports that it began on the couch. TMZ offers the same info, adding,
12:16 PM PT A firefighter tells us ... Ashley, her boyfriend and her brother were out late last night and were sleeping when the fire broke out on the living room ...
Joe Jonas, one of the Jonas brothers three, is accused of having a sex tape out there with his hipster-looking girlfriend. A sex tape with some kinky stuff. But the curly haired Jonas Brother dismissed it via Twitter, tweeting:
I loled.
Whether it's real or not, you'd be really surprised by what some seemingly clean-cut guys (with maybe small penises) are into...
BlindGossip has alllll of the explicit details of the alleged tape:
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Elizabeth Garner, 42, former NFL cheerleader for the Tennessee Titans, was charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child. Allegedly she grabbed a 12 year-old's penis and tried to blow him.
What. The. Hell.
Her explanation is that she was really drunk and mistakenly thought he was an adult.
Uh.
TMZ has more to this baffling story,
According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroo...
Lindsay Lohan might be really, really screwed. Her lawyer, Mark Heller, sucks so badly that he lied to her and bungled her plea deal. Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in a lockdown rehab facility, meaning she had to get treatment for 90 days straight, in rehab, with no day-passes or permission to leave for any reason until treatment was done.
But there's a slight hitch in this plan. This lockdown facility doesn't exist. At least not for people like Ms. Lohan. Lockdown rehab facilities are only avai...