Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Shia LaBeouf Is Playing Sick Mind Games With Alec Baldwin

shia labeouf orphans alec baldwin Shia LaBeouf is a really good internet troll, and he's bringing his love of unleashing madcap asshattery to real life! You may recall that Mr. LaBeouf was going to make his Broadway debut with Alec Baldwin in a play titled Orphans. About 2 weeks in, Shia "You're Not My Real Dad, My Real Dad Always Lets Me Have Tostinos Pizza Rolls Before Bedtime" LaBeouf started to lose it and was fired. There were rumors he brought a real knife to rehearsals and couldn't work with Mr. Baldwin. After Mr. La...

Nicki Minaj Loves Nicki Minaj On American Idol

nicki minaj american idol Nicki Minaj thinks no one is as great as Nicki Minaj. She's like the Gaston of the American Idol Judges panel. Behold her wisdom. From Us Weekly, "My best and worst Idol moments? I don't have a worst Idol moment," the 30-year-old rapper said. "I've been spectacular. Yes, I am going to toot my own horn. And then my best moment is every single moment. I'll toot it again!" I appreciate the honesty. I like to look into the mirror sometimes and make faces of mock surprise, like I'm nominated for an ...

Old School Gossip! Jackie Kennedy And Nancy Reagan’s Former Hairdresser Dishes It

jackie o Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Nancy Reagan, 2 of the fiercest of the First Ladies, were occasionally difficult and a little sassy in the salon. Their former hairdresser, Edgar Montalvo shares some stories. From the Daily Mail via the New York Post, She cursed just like anybody. I once told her, "Jackie, there’s a photographer behind your house," and she’d say, "That son of a b***h!' '[Jackie] was wonderful. I found her to be a cool lady: pleasant, thoughtful, kind. Usually she’d bring...

Lana Del Rey Covers Leonard Cohen In New Music Video. Watch It With Your Eyes Closed If You Must. Just Listen.

leonard cohen lana del rey video Lana Del Rey covered Leonard Cohen's song Chelsea Hotel No. 2. I recently got into Leonard Cohen when I saw him live in NYC. I went from knowing 3 songs of his to riding that sweet Leonard Cohen train hard. Chelsea Hotel No. 2 is one of my favorites of his. The song is simple and quiet but full of little details that makes you want to hear more of the story he's singing. An excerpt: I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel, you were talking so brave and so sweet, giving me head on the unmade bed, while the limousines...

Amanda Bynes Books Photo Shoot! Just Kidding, She Took Lots Of Photos Of Herself With Her Phone In Her Bathroom

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes is going Grey Gardens on us. Her erratic and odd behavior is topped only by her eccentric outfits. Her family is concerned and wondering if they need to fly out there and save her. Save her from what, exactly? From Tweeting Drake more about vaginal homicide? Amanda "Little Edie" Bynes clogged her Twitter feed with photo after photo of "selfies" -- self taken mirror shots, and not even well lit ones. Little Amandie, pro tip: turn off the flash when you take a photo in a mirror. After posting all of these photos she tweeted, #...

Kirsten Dunst Makes Gang Signs For A Magazine Cover

kirsten dunst Kirsten Dunst, AKA Kiki-D, did a weird photo shoot for Bullett Magazine. The accompanying article, titled "Kirsten Dunst, In Defiance of Gravity" dubbed her "America’s Edgiest Sweetheart." Uh. Okay. From Bullett: Kirsten Dunst stands beneath a spotlight wearing a fringed Rodarte leather jacket that would look more at home on a Hells Angel than a movie star. Her fingers are twisted to read “blood,” and her side- swept blond hair exposes a dragon-shaped cuff adorning the perimeter of h...

Hayden Panettiere Engaged To A Much Older Much Taller Man

hayden fiance Hayden Panettiere, 23, maybe the most petite actress ever created, is engaged to super tall boxer Wladimir Klitschko, 37. From Us Weekly: "Very few people know, and she isn't wearing her ring publicly yet," adds the friend of the duo, who first parted ways in May 2011 after two years of dating. Since getting back together, the actress, 23, and the athlete, 37, have refused to confirm their relationship. (Despite multiple PDA-packed outings -- including a cuddly March 24 courtside appearance at...

Jon Hamm’s Dong Is Not For Your Viewing Pleasure

  don draper rolling stone jon hamm  Jon Hamm, he of the dongiest dong of all the dongs in the dongy land, has his first Rolling Stone solo cover. Mad Men is coming April 7 (and here are their gorgeous, yet understated, promo shots) so it's no surprise that Hamm's publicist and agencents worked it hard to get him on that cover. He looks pretty good on it. Haha, the cover says "Don Draper EXPOSED." They totally know about the dong. Rolling Stone tried leaving us with simply a tease, but The Daily Beast has since leaked a lit...

Sean Penn’s Son Went Full Mel Gibson — You Never Go Full Gibson

sean penn beverly hills Sean Penn's 19-year-old son, Hopper, flipped out at a paparazzo (HMMM, I WONDER WHERE HE LEARNED THAT BEHAVIOR) yesterday while accompanying his dad to a doctor's appointment. Mr. Penn's son shoved the photographer and then shouted, "F-ck this fool, you're a f-cking f--got!" and "Shut up, you f-cking n--ger!" This did not please the black photographer. Older Penn was already well into the building when this happened. TMZ (amazingly, this DIDN'T happen to one of their own photographers), has the rest of the st...

Britney’s Banging Body Is Back

britney spears abs bikini Britney Spears and her legendary abs are back, and thank God, right? She meant it when she sang in her song, Piece Of Me, I'm Mrs. Extra Extra This Just In I'm Mrs. She's Too Big now She's Too Thin. We really can't forgive her for gaining weight, ever. How dare she! She's our Britney! We must confine her to a life sentence of abs as flat as America's great plains and as rock hard as Nickelodeon Guts' Aggro Crag. Extra extra this just in: Britney looks really great, and good for her! ...

Now ANYONE Can Grab Emma Watson’s Boobs!

emma watson madam tussauds Emma Watson is going to be hanging out in London for a while, unguarded, where nearly anyone can come up and grab her boobs and she won't say or do anything about it. Because she's made of WAX! (Twist!) Madame Tussauds (of London) just installed their very own wax Emma Watson. Why? According to the museum's spokesperson, Nicole Fenner, People really want to see her as she is now. Since Harry Potter, her popularity has increased on an international scale. We have people from all over the w...

Justin Bieber STILL Hates Shirts

justin bieber airport Justin Bieber really, really hates shirts and we kind of all hate him for it. We know Olivia Wilde does. The Biebereeno was seen shirtless in an airport in Lodz, Poland. Naturally he paired his lack of shirt with the saggiest trousers man could create, showing a more than generous strip of the tightest of whitest nether trousers. When Christina Aguilera tells you to tone it down, it might be time to "rejuvenate and refresh" and put on clothes. To catch up on any other Bieber dramas ...