Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kirstie Alley Is Against Anti-Depressants And Feels Bad For God

kirstie alley young denim Kirstie Alley, super special Scientologist, tweeted against the use of anti-depressants. Guess she's gotta do something now that there's a new season of Dancing With The Stars that she's not on. John Travolta's BFF tweeted, HOW is it legal to INTICE people to down TWO mind altering drugs by using cartoon characters to depict the DRUGS? ABILIFY...Big PHARMA not marketing to youth? ABILIFY… Talking umbrella, cute little smiley pill, while lethal side effects like suicide r rattled off Yeah, ...

Orlando Bloom And Condola Rashad To Star In First Interracial Broadway Production Of Romeo And Juliet

condola rashad orlando bloom romeo juliet Orlando Bloom (still exists!!!) and Condola Rashad are set to star in Broadway's first ever interracial production of Romeo and Juliet. Weren't Romeo and Juliet teenagers? I guess they're changing that up too. What is this poster? Is this not the worst and cheesiest bit of Photoshop you've ever seen? Here's some info about the play, directly from Playbill: Orlando Bloom ("The Lord of the Rings") and Tony Award nominee Condola Rashad (Stick Fly, The Trip to Bountiful) will be the star-crosse...

Did Lindsay Lohan Get Botox For Her Brazil Gig?

Lindsay Lohan is making money by promoting some ugly clothes (John John) in Brazil. Hey, whatever she can do to get cash whether it's co-starring with Charlie Sheen or being paid for appearances like these is better than not doing anything at all. Gotta say though, if you're being paid for your appearance maybe you want to make sure you look like you. Here's how Lohan looked after her most recent court appearance. Granted, the girl is tired as hell, but it's still a massive difference from the photos shown here, taken 4 days ago. Also compare it to her latest mugshot. What do you think? Did she get fillers injected in her face? She is way too young for botox. Getting Botox when you don't have any or many lines/wrinkles is a terrible idea. Why is she doing this to herself? Thanks to Zimbio for the photos. [gallery link="file" orderby="title"] />Lindsay Lohan is making money by promoting some ugly clothes (John John) in Brazil. Hey, whatever she can do to get cash whether it's co-starring with Charlie Sheen or being paid for appearances like these is better than not doing anything at all. Gotta say though, if you're being paid for your appearance maybe you want to make sure you look like you. Here's how Lohan looked after her most recent court appearance. Granted, the girl is tired as hell, but it's still a massive difference from th...

After Reported Missing, Shain Gandee of MTV’s Buckwild Is Found Dead In A Truck

shain gandee buckwild dead Shain Gandee of MTV's reality show Buckwild was found dead this morning. The whole case is kind of bizarre. Here's what The Huffington Post reported. In a statement released Monday morning, the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department reported the MTV reality star as missing. However, authorities later confirmed that the 21-year-old was found dead in a truck in Sissonville, W. Va., along with two other bodies, the Charleston Gazette reports. ABC affiliate WCHS-TV reports that a man on a four-wheele...

Lady Gaga Goes Out In A Louis Vuitton Wheelchair To McDonald’s

lady gaga louis vuitton wheelchair Lady Gaga is confined to a wheelchair for a little while while she's recovering from a hip injury, and I guess her gold one isn't cool anymore because now she's hitting the town in a f-cking Louis Vuitton wheelchair. Why does this annoy me as much as it does? I'm not sure. Is it just that it looks really, really stupid? The Daily Mail highlighted her stupid night in Chicago, Illinois in her stupid chair with rumored fiance Taylor Kinney. They went to Richard's Bar and then Polekatz Gentlemen's Club, topping the eveni...

Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Annoy Chris Martin

gwyneth paltrow annoying chris martin Gwyneth Paltrow apparently has no idea that her husband, Chris Martin, finds her annoying. Maybe now she'll figure it out. Mr. Martin wanted to buy a house for him and his Coldplay bandmates to practice and hang out in, or whatever musicians do. Think of it as a $4 million playhouse. But Ms. Paltrow was all, lol no. From TMZ: "Coldplay" frontman Chris Martin made an offer on a multi-million dollar home ... but it's not because there's trouble in his macrobiotic marriage with wife Gwyne...

Dolly Parton Has A Tumblr And She Really Loves Gifs

dolly parton men and food Dolly Parton has her very own very official very new Tumblr. I think she's interesting that she took this approach with her web presence. Very hip, Dolly. Solid move. I mean, who knows if she personally works on it, but it's still a good idea. Here's the inaugural post: Welcome to the OFFICIAL Dolly Parton Tumblr, showcasing some of the best of YOUR Dolly themed Tumblr posts! Be sure to tag your Dolly-related posts with “Dolly Parton” for a chance to be featured right here! :) The Tumblr...

Love The Way You Lie: Chris Brown Claims That He And Rihanna Are Not Together

chris brown crotch grab Chris Brown and Rihanna are going to frustrate everyone with their relationship until they break up for good. And for one shining, glimmering moment of hope, it seemed that maybe they were done. Chris "I Will Fight You Over Ten Dollars" Brown gave an interview with radio station Power 106. DJ Big Boy asked Brown, All righty now, Chris, man. You and Rihanna, are y'all back together? To which "Chris, Man" replied, No. And that's just [a] quick answer. What? So you went from 1. Being p...

Acclaimed British Actor And Harry Potter’s Uncle Died

harry potter's uncle durlsey griffiths Richard Griffiths, an acclaimed British actor perhaps best known for his role as Vernon Dursley, Harry Potter's mean uncle, died yesterday. The Los Angeles Times reports that he died from complications following heat surgery. He was only 65. Mr. Griffiths again starred with Daniel Radcliffe in the play Equus. He did quite a lot of theater, including The History Boys for which he won a Tony. He also reprised his History Boys role in the film. Personally I loved his role in the first episode of Ep...

Dude With World’s Biggest Dong Offers Jon Hamm Advice On Dealing With A Big Dong

jon hamm penis Jon Hamm has a big dong and is really sick of you talking about it. Now you know what it feels like to be Christina Hendricks and have everyone comment on your boobs all the damn time. Sucks, right? Sorry, Hamm. Jonah Falcon has a 13.5 inch penis, so he really knows how to deal with having a big dong. He offers some advice, and I must be a 10-year-old boy, because I cracked up. From The Huffington Post: "I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls," Falcon told The Huffington Post. "Balls cause...

Justin Bieber, WTF, Stop Spitting On People

justin bieber douchebag Justin Bieber, you need to get your shit together in a nice little bundle and hold it closer, tiny dancer. You say you're not a bad person and I believe that, but you are making some bad decisions. Like getting into a fight with your neighbor and being accused of battery. Now new details emerged that you spit on them and threatened to kill them. Dude, stop threatening to kill people. The last time you did that, your body guard held you back and made you look like an annoyed dad putting his child into a ...

Is Kate Bosworth Okay?

kate bosworth skinny Kate Bosworth is well-known for being thin, but these photos of her that just emerged are alarming. She's about to be married to film director Michael Polish, so maybe she's really stressed out with wedding planning? I mean...I know she was always skinny but this is...this is...here's what she looked like in her A-list Blue Crush days: I get that in Blue Crush she played a surfer, so she's naturally going to put on muscle for the film, but that muscle had to build on something. She wasn't as th...