Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Game Of Thrones Star Has Less Than $5 In Her Bank Account

lena headey Lena Headey, currently starring on Game of Thrones as Queen Cersei, has less than $5.00 in her bank account. Seriously. Less than $5.00. How does it get this bad? In a word: divorce. In more words: divorce and taxes. TMZ explains. Headey opened up about her dire financial situation in new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, which she filed in response to her husband Peter Loughran's demands for half of their $46,000 tax refund from 2011 ... which technically could be community property from their ...

Amanda Bynes Is Screwing With Us

amanda bynes hair nyc dye Amanda Bynes is insisting that those photos of her walking around NYC with reddish purple-ish hair are not of her. Uhhhh okay. Last night she tweeted, I have the blondest hair ever! I have an app to change the color of my hair! I don't want red hair! That's not me! And included this photo as "proof". By "app" does she mean appointment? What does that mean anyway? She followed that tweet up with this one: What? What does that mean? AMANDA START MAKING SENSE! Girl, it's clearly ...

Ke$ha Is “Just Like Everyone Else”

ke$ha pretty beautiful clean Ke$ha has a new documentary show coming out April 23rd on MTV (Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life). Steven Greenstreet, the director who followed her around with a camera for two years, answered some very candid questions people had about the glitterfest known as Ke$ha. Greenstreet did something called an "AMA" on the website Reddit. AMA stands for "Ask Me Anything." People did. Some of what he had to say about Ke$ha honestly surprised me. Yes, he acknowledged the whole pee-drinking thing, but s...

LADY GAGA WTF ARE YOU DOING

lady gaga nyc Lady Gaga is now REALLY pissing me off. She is dealing with a serious injury that caused her to cancel her entire tour and put her in a wheelchair and today she wore HIGH HEELS TO YOGA. And then left yoga in her stupid Louis Vuitton wheelchair. If you can wear high heels (and I don't care that they're not very high, they're still HIGH HEELS) and go to Bikram yoga then why the HELL do you need to be pushed around in your golden or LV wheelchair? Also not that I give a f-ck but that jacket look...

Miley And Snoop Lion Produce Something Your Ears Hear

miley cyrus snoop lion ashtrays heartbreaks cover Miley Cyrus and Snoop Lion's single, "Ashtrays and Heartbreaks" is online today. It hits new heights of autotune. It's so extreme Miley sounds like Rihanna. But it's catchy. It's fun. It's whatever. Sorry Miley, but it didn't shut me up. Here are some sample lyrics: Tonight there's gonna be a whole lot of smoke in the air Blow it hard for the ones who aren't here and Ashtrays and heartbreaks I lost some (can't understand any of this shit here) so (again can't understand this shit) you're ...

Paris Jackson Turns 15 Today; Oh My God I Feel Old

paris jackson twitter haircut Paris Jackson, only daughter of Michael Jackson, turns fifteen today. Anyone else feeling really old yet? Despite having over 1 million followers on Twitter, and, you know, being Michael Jackson's kid, she seems like a very normal teenager. She loves Kurt Cobain, tweeting, and hanging out with her friends. In an interview with Glamour she said, The clique in my class, they don’t like me or my friend because we’re outside of the box. We’re not copycats. [My brother] Prince calls me goth...

Courtney Love Is (Intentionally) Funny In An Ad For Electronic Cigs

courtney love smoking cigarette njoy Courtney Love stars in an ad for NJOY brand electronic cigarettes and it's effing brilliant. From NJOY's YouTube page: Singer-songwriter, actress, and style icon, Courtney Love stars in the first webisode of NJOY New Media's web series. Courtney's letting every non-smoker know to just "effing relax". This playful parody webisode is inspired by a real-life experience of Courtney's, ultimately showing that smokers now have a choice to take a "puff" indoors. I'm glad she found something to do inste...

Has-Been Pop Singer Got A Tattoo Of Ryan Gosling On His Damn Leg

ryan gosling tattoo Ryan Cabrera, a once almost relevant musician, got an actual, real, no seriously, real tattoo of Ryan Gosling right on his damn stupid leg. When we last heard anything about Mr. Cabrera it was way back in 2007. So well played, Cabrera. Well played. Why did he do it? It's actually a funny story. From TooFab: "We play a little game called Tattoo Roulette," he recently told SiriusXM radio. "He chooses one thing off the wall for me and I choose one thing off the wall for him and you can't see...

Mad Men Is Back With The Ugliest Costumes Yet!

jon hamm jessica pare mad men Mad Men premieres this Sunday and I'm excited. AMC just released some stills to give us a sneak peak. Hold on, let me get one thing out of the way: Jon Hamm's dong, dongity dong dong, Hamm dong. Okay, super, now we can move on. Last season was set in 1967. Sometimes the show jumps forward only a few months, sometimes by a year. One thing we can tell is that the outfits are getting a lot uglier and the mens clothing a lot more colorful. Just look at Don Draper's jacket up there. Mother ...

Amanda Bynes Is Too Busy Dying Her Hair Purple To Go To Her Court Hearing

amanda bynes purple red hair Amanda Bynes, Twitter superstar and master of selfie photos, was seen walking around NYC with some brand new purple-ish maroonish hair. She's been changing up her look a lot lately, and I'm glad she's having fun with it but girl can't drive and needs to face up to her consequences. I guess she didn't technically have to appear at the courthouse in Burbank today, as her attorney went for her, but you'd think it would be a really smart thing to do. She's faced with two separate charges of vehicular ass...

Ke$ha Eyef-cked A-List Hobo Johnny Depp

kesha johnny depp hobos Ke$ha Ke$ha has maybe been brushing her teeth with too many bottles of Jack, because she claims that she and Johnny Depp had "eyeball sex." Eye f-cking Johnny Depp would have been a really sexy thing to happen to a gal (or hell, a guy) ten years ago, but now the idea of having Mr. Depp eyef-ck me would make me feel like I was staring into the eyes of the hobo from David Lynch's Mulholland Dr. The NYDailyNews has the whole creepy story: Glitter rocker Ke$ha may not have spoken with actor Johnny D...

Stuff That Doesn’t Make Sense: Beyoncé And Andre 3000 To Cover Amy Winehouse For Great Gatsby Soundtrack

amy winehouse Beyoncé and Andre 3000 are finally going to improve F. Scott Fitzgerald's turdfest The Great Gatsby by giving us the extreme pleasure of covering the arguably better artist/songwriter Amy Winehouse for the film's latest adaptation. Having Beyoncé and 1/2 of Outkast cover Winehouse is definitely what makes the most sense in capturing the roaring 20's and Fitzgerald's vision of the jazz age. From E Online, E! News can exclusively reveal that the "Single Ladies" hitmaker has teamed up wit...