Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

katherine heigl sucks Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here's the stupid list: 20. Chris Brown 19. Jesse James 18. Taylor Swift 17. Shia LaBeouf 16. Lindsay Lohan 15. Angelina Jolie 14. Jay Leno 13. Ashton Kutcher 12. LeAnn Rimes 10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian 9. Anne Hathaway 8. Justin Bieber 7. Madonna 6. Mat...

Let’s Take A Moment To Think About Those In Boston

boston skyline night As of now, 2 were killed and over 100 people were injured in the Boston Marathon today, Monday April 15, when 2 bombs went off. We're going to put our celebrity snark on hold for a moment to think about those affected by the bombings. We hope that all of you are okay. The Red Cross reported that they have received enough blood donations for today (amazing!) but you can donate tomorrow. Here is their website for more info. Reddit has the best up to date news on the bombings. You can follow along here. There are so many conflicting reports and rumors out there right now, so just rememb...

James Deen’s Dong Cannot Compete With Jon Hamm’s

james deen Jon Hamm, as we all know by now, has a large dong. James Deen, porn star, does not, according to Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. lol like you're the only one who's seen James Deen naked and can make that assessment, but okay. Farrah, probably all miffed that Mr. Deen openly admitted that their sex tape was actually porn and not a leaked sex tape, retaliated by telling TMZ that Mr. Deen, "had a small penis." James Deen responded, What is her problem???? It is obviously medium sized :) On the list of things...

The Best, Worst, And Most Memorable Of MTV Movie Awards Fashion

cigarette hat mtv movie awards 2013 The MTV Movie Awards were last night and dozens of people gave a f-ck. The rest thought, whatever. Oh and a few of us are still cringing from Aubrey Plaza's bizarre attempt at being funny or...something. One fashion trend I noticed was that every woman got skinny as f-ck. Also looking at these photos made me realize I don't know who the hell most of these people are. Keep in mind that since it's the MTV Movie Awards and no one gives a f-ck, I'm being really lenient here. Here are the best, worst, and most memorable looks of ...

Paris Jackson Says Her Dad Was Incredible And That She Had A Normal Childhood

paris jackson 2013 Paris Jackson is growing up and with a good attitude. I'm very fond of her and feel oddly protective of her as well. She gave an interview with Event Magazine in which she spoke loving things about her father and what her ambitions in life are. Some highlights: I have lots of memories of my father...He was an incredible father. We all loved him to death. He’d try to educate us as much as he could and was always looking out for us. He was very protective. [About the masks she and her brothers always wore...

LINDSAY LOHAN COACHELLA DEATH WATCH: STILL ALIVE

lindsay lohan coachella 2013 brother Lindsay Lohan is saying eff court ordered rehab, I'm going to the Coachella music festival! She was there last night with her brother. A very vocal friend of hers believes that she will die there, as she will be unable to resist the mega buffet of drugs and alcohol at her ankle booted feet. I think her friend is a little dramatic, but I agree with him and her dad that it's not the best place for her to be. Here's another photo of her with bro, security, and 2 more ankle booted buddies. Thanks to The ...

Kendall Jenner Wants To Be A Victoria’s Secret Supermodel

Kendall "I Am Not A Kardashian" Jenner has some high aspirations -- she's like to be one of those fancy Victoria's Secret models. She told E News (via Glamour UK),
It's always been kind of a dream of mine... It's something I'd love to do.
That's interesting. When I was her age my dream was to get over my fear of driving and to get my driver's license but whatever. I'm sure she could do it. She's a beautiful girl. And really, how hard could it be? Are we all forgetting that Victoria's Secret is, at the end of the day, a freakin' underwear catalog? I guess it's a great launchpad though if you play your cards right. Like, hi Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum. Of course it might get in the way of her wanting to be a normal teenager, but let's be real, that is never, ever going to happen. There's no way she actually wants to be a normal teenager and have to do what normal teenagers do. I'll support anyone who wants to distance themselves from the Kardashians, so you, go Kendall! 4 for you Kend Coco! /> Kendall "I Am Not A Kardashian" Jenner has some high aspirations -- she's like to be one of those fancy Victoria's Secret models. She told E News (via Glamour UK), It's always been kind of a dream of mine... It's something I'd love to do. That's interesting. When I was her age my dream was to get over my fear of driving and to get my driver's license but whatever. I'm sure she could do it. She's a beautiful girl. And really, how hard could it be? Are we all forgetting that Victoria's Secret i...

Gird Your Loins, Coachella: Lohan’s Coming

Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world's worst goddamn father, thinks it's a bad idea. From an interview with TMZ via DListed:
I think it is one of the worst idea she could've ever had.
Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:
She's battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that's really tough. [...] I'm praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don't think so.
Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo. (Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?) />Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world's worst goddamn fathe...

Demi Moore Doesn’t Shave Her Legs; Obviously Headed Towards A Breakdown

demi moore Demi Moore, former Mrs. Kutcher, isn't doing very well, according to The National Enquirer. This is based on her wanting to be alone and not shaving her legs. Here's more: LONELY Demi Moore has become a virtual recluse after cutting ties with those closest to her – including her therapist – and pals fear she’s teetering on the edge of another meltdown. The 50-year-old actress, who was recently spotted out on the streets of Los Angeles with unshaven legs and disheveled hair, has told frie...

Tyrese Hates Fat People; Calls Them “Nasty”

tyrese fat Tyrese Gibson, singer/actor/whatever made it very clear that he doesn't like fat people. Really, really doesn't like them. From an interview he did with AllHipHop.com via Huffington Post: AHH: What kind of responsibility do you feel as an entertainer, you have to inspire people to live healthier lifestyles?Tyrese: No two situations are the same. If you are fat and nasty and you don’t like the way you look, do something about it. It’s simple. When you take a shower and you put your fat,...

Do You Guys Remember “Step By Step”? Patrick Duffy Does. He Wants A Reunion

step by step Patrick Duffy starred in the 90's classic TGIF show Step By Step, a cheesy show about a family and a dude who lives in a van in the family's backyard. By classic, I mean ~~only 90's kids will get this~~ type of classic. I loved this stupid show. And Patrick Duffy was pretty good in it. He always made me laugh. Suzanne Somers played Duffy's wife. I guess Mr. Duffy's career has slowed down -- a lot -- because he's totally up for a Step By Step reunion. If the Boy Meets World spinoff happened this...

Holy F-ck, Gwyneth Admitted To Getting Botox!

gwyneth paltrow 2013 harper's Gwyneth Paltrow, Ms. perfect vegan goddess, admitted to getting botox -- and to smoking cigarettes. I...I think I love her. One minute she has me eye rolling so hard it hurts, like when she brags about her extreme diets or flaunts her wealth, but the next minute she'll show some humility and seem like a real person. Plus, I'll always have a special place in my heart for her after her extreme bitch of a personal trainer said, about GPal's body, I thought she’d have a supermodel body, because she was so tiny on top. But her butt was long and lifele...