Today's Evil Beet Gossip

People Really Want To Believe That January Jones And Liam Hemsworth Are A Thing

january jones 2013 Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, and January Jones are apparently all part of one big crazy super secret love triangle. This whole thing started at an Oscar party, where January Jones and Liam Hemsworth flirted and then allegedly left the party together, though honestly that doesn't even look like him the car, but whatever. People started saying that he and Miley were done. Then they started saying that Mr. H was flirting with someone at the party but that it was Emma Watson. Then break-up rumors start happening. Mi...

Finch From American Pie Was Held At Knifepoint In His Own Home

finch american pie Eddie Kaye Thomas, best known for playing Finch in American Pie, the one who got with Stifler's mom, called 911 yesterday after a woman in his house threatened to kill him. Details are scant as of now, but from what TMZ knows, an unidentified woman in his house (not sure if it's a friend of his or what) allegedly threatened to kill him with a knife. He ran outside, called 911, and then she locked herself inside the house. The police showed up and it seems like everything is okay and that no one...

Kim K Didn’t Want To Go On Her Honeymoon With Kris Humphries And Now He’s Using It Against Her

kim kardashian pregnant Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are dragging up all kinds of unresolved stuff in their settlement conferences on this long and annoying road to divorce. Humphries is alleging that their wedding was a scam. Which is why he's bringing up this honeymoon thing. From The Daily Mail: Kim Kardashian did not want to go on honeymoon with Kris Humphries, it has been reported. Kris was the one to push for the honeymoon. Kim didn’t want to go on the honeymoon because they were scheduled to move to New...

TIME Magazine Thinks Lady Gaga Is More Influential Than Barack Obama

lady gaga beautiful vogue TIME Magazine put out their "Most Influential Icon" (of the last decade) list out and take the #2 spot is Lady Gaga, with Barack Obama right behind her. The #1 Most Influential person is politician Aung San Suu Kyi. It would help to know what their criteria is and what they consider "influential." In terms of pop culture, music, and fashion, yeah Lady Gaga is definitely more influential than the President of the United States. They say it's by who has "had the most impact on our world over the last...

Rihanna Pregnancy Rumors Run Rampant

rihanna tattoo Rihanna cancelled some tour dates, so of course this must mean that she's pregnant. That's TMZ's theory: Rihanna came out of a medical building in Bev Hills Tuesday ... and said she's doing a lot better, but it's done nothing to stop the pregnancy talk. Rihanna has cancelled 4 concert dates on her Diamonds World Tour ... which kicked off on March 8. Sources connected to the singer told TMZ in early March she was suffering from a throat infection.  Thing is ... it's been more than a month...

James Woods Broke Up With His Child, I Mean Girlfriend

james woods young girlfriend James Woods, 66, is no longer dating his girlfriend, Ashley Madison, 26. They began dating when she was 19. They began dating when she was 19. They began dating when she was 19. They began dating when she was 19. They began dating when she was 19. Sorry for the extra emphasis, but I can't even. She's the daughter of one of his friends. I'm guessing that friendship dissolved pretty quickly. More from The Daily Mail: James Woods has split from girlfriend Ashley Madison after a seven year relationship. ...

Amanda Bynes Got Nicer Hair!

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes has been on tough tames lately, but her Dickensian tale at least has a good Oliver Twist. The twist is that now she has nice hair. Whatever. Thank you to The Daily Mail for pointing this out. You guys are rockstars. Our dear girl was seen strolling about the streets of New York, with a much more manageable mass of hair since her Telly debut yesterday. Despite her very public mad hattery and shenanigans, Ms. Bynes has denied the help of her family and/or parents in any form....

Amanda Bynes Posts Disturbing Video

Amanda Bynes, Twitter guru, is branching out from Twitter to bring us a vaguely disturbing video posted on Telly, "the web's TV." It's described as a site for "today's funniest, craziest and most popular online videos." I'm not laughing. Her video, captioned "I'm Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D", is sort of an accurate description. With DJ Encore's "I See Right Through You" blaring, Ms. Bynes, iPhone in hand in front of the mirror (of course), looks absolutely bizarre as she blinks her eyes rapidly and makes all kind of facial expressions. It's just so odd. She looks kind of out of it and she doesn't even look like herself anymore. She's got a mass of bleach blonde hair, heavy makeup, those cheek piercings and really big Lohan-esque lips. The way she keeps winking and arching an eyebrow looks a lot like Lohan. I'm pretty sure this is a comparison Lohan would not be thrilled with. Is this the most disturbing video ever made? No and duh. I just find this Amanda Bynes one really unsettling. How far down the rabbit hole is she going to go? Is she doing all of this on purpose to get media attention, or is she really having a very public breakdown? /> Amanda Bynes, Twitter guru, is branching out from Twitter to bring us a vaguely disturbing video posted on Telly, "the web's TV." It's described as a site for "today's funniest, craziest and most popular online videos." I'm not laughing. Her video, captioned "I'm Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D", is sort of an accurate description. With DJ Encore's "I See Right Through You" blaring, Ms. Bynes, iPhone in hand in front of the mirror (of course), looks a...

What The Hell? People Actually Watched La Toya’s New Reality TV Show. A Lot Of Them.

lay toya show oprah michael jackson La Toya Jackson as a new reality TV show on OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network) that over a million people watched. That may not seem like a lot when you compare it to American Idol but consider this: 1. It's La Toya Jackson. 2. It's not on a major network. 3. It's La Toya Jackson. 4. OWN has been struggling. 5. It's La Toya Jackson. 6. It premiered on a Saturday. 7. It's La Toya Jackson. TV By The Numbers has the exact stats: The new original series “Life With La Toya” starring La To...

Was It Insensitive Of Selena Gomez To Wear A Bindi?

selena gomez bindi Selena Gomez pulled a bit of a 90s No Doubt era Gwen Stefani when she wore a bindi at her MTV Movie Awards performance but in the eyes of some Hindus, what she (and Stefani before her) did was culturally insensitive.  Rajan Zed, an official at the Universal Society of Hinduism released a statement. From WENN via ONTD: "The bindi on the forehead is an ancient tradition in Hinduism and has religious significance. It is also sometimes referred to as the third eye and the flame, and it is an aus...

Miley’s Dad Is Being A Real Downer About Her Wedding

liam miley Miley Cyrus swears that she and Liam Hemsworth are going to marry, but her dad Billy Ray has some doubts. The totally unsupportive and fame mongering father said in an interview with ABC News yesterday, I don't know [if they'll get married]. I know as I was writing a book, I wanted to keep that particular moment [Miley’s wedding] as open-ended as possible. I didn’t know the answer. They're young, they're kids, the great news is they're great friends, they're really good friends. I pl...