Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Head; Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Is Coming In July April 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesBritney Spears, Kris Jenner, Nick Cannon, slider Kris Jenner, the one to blame for Kim and the rest of the whole Kardashian empire, has a set date for her stupid talk show to premiere. On July 15, on Fox, you can watch Kris interview C and B-list celebs who really, really need the publicity. I'm expecting the entire Kardashian family (except for Kylie and Kendall), Kris' vaguely famous friends, and Bravo Housewives as guests. I predict that she will beg Kanye every day to come on the show and he'll laugh and say, "That shit cray." Here's more info about this soon-to-...
Supermodels Used To Go All “Mean Girls” On Kate Moss April 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesBritney Spears, Kate Moss, Lauren Hutton, Nick Cannon, slider Kate Moss has to be one of the most known supermodels in the world, but when she was starting out in the '90s, she was apparently made fun of by the more popular, more famous, cooler models. She was the Cady Heron to Naomi Campbell's Regina George. Or maybe Linda Evangelista was the Regina. Lauren Hutton, a model legend in her own right, was very protective of Miss Moss. As she tells Net-A-Porter, via Huffington Post: Kate, whom I knew when she was 14, was always being made fun of by the oth...
Lana Del Rey Covers Another Song. It’s Okay. April 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesBarrie-James O'Neill, Lana Del Rey, Music Lana Del Rey has another music video out. It's a cover of Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood's "Summer Wine." Recently she did a cover of Leonard Cohen's "Chelsea Hotel No. 2" that I love and I think most you hated. That's okay. The video is sure to inspire lots of eye rolling anger, as the entire thing looks like it was filmed with a broken Super 8 camera and produced by a team of the finest hipsters. Taking on the Lee Hazelwood role is her real-life boyfriend (fiance?) Barrie-James O’Neill of the “Scottish alternativ...
For Reasons Unknown, Seth MacFarlane Was Asked To Come Back And Host The Oscars April 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesSeth MacFarlane Seth MacFarlane, despite the fact that most critics hated him, was invited to come back and host The Oscars. To be fair, critics never like the Oscar host. Except for maybe Billy Crystal. And Johnny Carson. Actually, there is one pretty good reason why he would be asked to return. From Movieweb: ...ratings were up significantly from last year's Academy Awards, with 40.3 million viewers tuning into the telecast. Also the two head producers liked and defended his performance, so that could have someth...
Rachel Bilson Looks Amazing In A Bikini April 20, 2013Catherine St. IvesHayden Christensen, Rachel Bilson Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend (fiance?) Hayden "'Sup, Just Thought I'd Help Ruin Star Wars By Being Boring" Christensen frolicked on the beach and she looked amazing in a bikini. And didn't claim to weigh 88 pounds and have a muffin top. Summer is indeed coming, everyone. Brace yourselves for celebrities in bikinis. Anyway I'm sure someone somewhere is going to disagree and say that she has a gross body or whatever, because Internet. At least it's better than watching her rap video on Funny Or Di...
Which Actor Got A Nose Job And Chin Implant? April 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesBritney Spears, Daniel Craig, Jon Hamm, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Fassbender, Nick Cannon, slider, Tobey Maguire, Zac Efron Leonardo DiCaprio isn't hot anymore and men want to look like Jon Hamm, according to the latest plastic surgery trends. Details has some interesting stats on cosmetic procedures for men, including one unnamed famous actor who changed his "monster nose." In faces, as in fashion, what's hot changes. Square jaws (think Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, Daniel Craig) are in, replacing yesterday's pert-nose-and-dainty-chin combo (Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron, Tobey Maguire). "There's less of a desire ...
Justin Bieber Is Creepy As Hell April 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesBritney Spears, Justin Bieber, Nick Cannon, slider Justin Bieber decided to freak out the entire internet today by wearing this lovely Chanel ski mask. This is 10 times worse then the Australian wax celebrities. He punished the world with this photo via Instagram and with the caption, Channel Yes, he spelled Chanel as Channel. I think between this and hearing about his stupid fans, we've had enough Bieber for the weekend. I also think we need a palate cleanser. This should do it: And yes, that's a non-photoshopped image. It was taken that day Beebs...
Nicole Eggert Hospitalized After Practicing For That Crazy Celebrity Diving Show April 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesNicole Eggert Nicole Eggert, former Baywatch star, was injured while practicing her dives for the reality TV game show Splash. Splash is the craziest show on TV. A small group of D + C-list celebrities are put in a diving competition where they have to execute somersaults, backhands, etc off of diving boards that go higher than 30 feet. Kareem Abdul Jabbar was recently injured -- during the show -- when he had a rough landing. A similar, but more drastic injury appears to have happened to Ms. Eggert. From TM...
These Wax Figures Of Aussie Celebrities Are Perfect Nightmare Fuel April 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesEric Bana, Keith Urban, Miranda Kerr Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, Dannii Minogue, Miranda Kerr, Eric Bana and Lleyton Hewitt have been turned into wax nightmares. Get your "Nicole Kidman already looks wax" jokes ready! So why did Madame Tussaud's Sydney they put all of these horrifying wax figures together, outside, along the harbor? It was to celebrate the museum's 1st birthday. And to give us nightmares. I mean really, I still don't quite understand this. But here's more from News.com.au: MADAME Tussauds Sydney has celebrated its first birthday with...
NO, GOD, NO. Dick Van Dyke Has A “Neurological Disorder” April 19, 2013Catherine St. IvesDick Van Dyke Dick Van Dyke, one of the most amazing people ever, apparently has an "undiagnosed neurological disorder." SAVE YOUR "I thought he was already dead" and "He's still alive?" comments because OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT DEAD OR THIS WOULDN'T BE A POST. From The Los Angeles Times: Dick Van Dyke is suffering from an as-yet "undiagnosed neurological disorder" and has been advised to rest and avoid plane travel until doctors know what the veteran showman is dealing with, according to his rep. "My he...
Just Some Amanda Bynes Updates On This Beautiful Thursday April 18, 2013Catherine St. IvesAmanda Bynes Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes. You guys are probably starting to get sick of Amanda Bynes. But still, who can look away? I keep going from thinking that she's mentally ill and needs help, to wondering if she's all doing this for attention, to believing she's just screwing with us and having fun. Her latest tweets have me almost certain that she's just screwing with us. She has to be. She posted photos of face photoshopped onto animal bodies. I find these photos far less disturbi...
Ugh, Kristin Chenoweth, Get Over Yourself April 18, 2013Catherine St. IvesBritney Spears, GTFO, Kristin Chenoweth, Nick Cannon Kristin Chenoweth is a tiny little lady with a big voice and some big curves. By curves I mean boobs. I'm talking about her boobs. She pointed it out first, in People Magazine via E Online, when she said that shopping for a bikini is like, "Hell on Earth. I'm a 32C on top. I have curves! I'm not a stick, so the wrong suit can make me look squatty. I have to watch that. I am all for a positive and healthy body image, so K.C., stop putting yourself down! Stop subliminally apologizing for your ...
Kris Jenner, the one to blame for Kim and the rest of the whole Kardashian empire, has a set date for her stupid talk show to premiere. On July 15, on Fox, you can watch Kris interview C and B-list celebs who really, really need the publicity. I'm expecting the entire Kardashian family (except for Kylie and Kendall), Kris' vaguely famous friends, and Bravo Housewives as guests. I predict that she will beg Kanye every day to come on the show and he'll laugh and say, "That shit cray."
Here's more info about this soon-to-...
Kate Moss has to be one of the most known supermodels in the world, but when she was starting out in the '90s, she was apparently made fun of by the more popular, more famous, cooler models. She was the Cady Heron to Naomi Campbell's Regina George. Or maybe Linda Evangelista was the Regina.
Lauren Hutton, a model legend in her own right, was very protective of Miss Moss. As she tells Net-A-Porter, via Huffington Post:
Kate, whom I knew when she was 14, was always being made fun of by the oth...
Lana Del Rey has another music video out. It's a cover of Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood's "Summer Wine." Recently she did a cover of Leonard Cohen's "Chelsea Hotel No. 2" that I love and I think most you hated. That's okay.
The video is sure to inspire lots of eye rolling anger, as the entire thing looks like it was filmed with a broken Super 8 camera and produced by a team of the finest hipsters. Taking on the Lee Hazelwood role is her real-life boyfriend (fiance?) Barrie-James O’Neill of the “Scottish alternativ...
Seth MacFarlane, despite the fact that most critics hated him, was invited to come back and host The Oscars. To be fair, critics never like the Oscar host. Except for maybe Billy Crystal. And Johnny Carson.
Actually, there is one pretty good reason why he would be asked to return. From Movieweb:
...ratings were up significantly from last year's Academy Awards, with 40.3 million viewers tuning into the telecast.
Also the two head producers liked and defended his performance, so that could have someth...
Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend (fiance?) Hayden "'Sup, Just Thought I'd Help Ruin Star Wars By Being Boring" Christensen frolicked on the beach and she looked amazing in a bikini. And didn't claim to weigh 88 pounds and have a muffin top. Summer is indeed coming, everyone. Brace yourselves for celebrities in bikinis.
Anyway I'm sure someone somewhere is going to disagree and say that she has a gross body or whatever, because Internet. At least it's better than watching her rap video on Funny Or Di...
Leonardo DiCaprio isn't hot anymore and men want to look like Jon Hamm, according to the latest plastic surgery trends. Details has some interesting stats on cosmetic procedures for men, including one unnamed famous actor who changed his "monster nose."
In faces, as in fashion, what's hot changes. Square jaws (think Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, Daniel Craig) are in, replacing yesterday's pert-nose-and-dainty-chin combo (Leonardo DiCaprio, Zac Efron, Tobey Maguire). "There's less of a desire ...
Justin Bieber decided to freak out the entire internet today by wearing this lovely Chanel ski mask. This is 10 times worse then the Australian wax celebrities. He punished the world with this photo via Instagram and with the caption,
Channel
Yes, he spelled Chanel as Channel. I think between this and hearing about his stupid fans, we've had enough Bieber for the weekend. I also think we need a palate cleanser. This should do it:
And yes, that's a non-photoshopped image. It was taken that day Beebs...
Nicole Eggert, former Baywatch star, was injured while practicing her dives for the reality TV game show Splash. Splash is the craziest show on TV. A small group of D + C-list celebrities are put in a diving competition where they have to execute somersaults, backhands, etc off of diving boards that go higher than 30 feet. Kareem Abdul Jabbar was recently injured -- during the show -- when he had a rough landing. A similar, but more drastic injury appears to have happened to Ms. Eggert. From TM...
Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, Dannii Minogue, Miranda Kerr, Eric Bana and Lleyton Hewitt have been turned into wax nightmares. Get your "Nicole Kidman already looks wax" jokes ready!
So why did Madame Tussaud's Sydney they put all of these horrifying wax figures together, outside, along the harbor? It was to celebrate the museum's 1st birthday. And to give us nightmares. I mean really, I still don't quite understand this. But here's more from News.com.au:
MADAME Tussauds Sydney has celebrated its first birthday with...
Dick Van Dyke, one of the most amazing people ever, apparently has an "undiagnosed neurological disorder." SAVE YOUR "I thought he was already dead" and "He's still alive?" comments because OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT DEAD OR THIS WOULDN'T BE A POST.
From The Los Angeles Times:
Dick Van Dyke is suffering from an as-yet "undiagnosed neurological disorder" and has been advised to rest and avoid plane travel until doctors know what the veteran showman is dealing with, according to his rep.
"My he...
Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes. You guys are probably starting to get sick of Amanda Bynes. But still, who can look away? I keep going from thinking that she's mentally ill and needs help, to wondering if she's all doing this for attention, to believing she's just screwing with us and having fun.
Her latest tweets have me almost certain that she's just screwing with us. She has to be. She posted photos of face photoshopped onto animal bodies.
I find these photos far less disturbi...
Kristin Chenoweth is a tiny little lady with a big voice and some big curves. By curves I mean boobs. I'm talking about her boobs. She pointed it out first, in People Magazine via E Online, when she said that shopping for a bikini is like,
"Hell on Earth. I'm a 32C on top. I have curves! I'm not a stick, so the wrong suit can make me look squatty. I have to watch that.
I am all for a positive and healthy body image, so K.C., stop putting yourself down! Stop subliminally apologizing for your ...