Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Another “Teen Mom” Screws Up Pretty Badly

jenelle teen mom mugshot 2013Jenelle Evans can join Farrah Abraham in being the most recent "stars" of Teen Mom to make asses of themselves (and without the help of their show.) Nope, they're doing it all on their own. Farrah with her fake-ass "sex tape" and now Janelle Whatever by getting arrested for possession of heroin and attacking her husband. Nice! Apparently she's been arrested before. I wonder if she pulled Reese Witherspoon's "Do you know my name" line, which didn't even work for Reese Witherspoon. TMZ has the det...

Ben Affleck Is Going To Pretend To Be Poor For 5 Days

ben affleck sox hat Ben Affleck is super rich and important with a luxurious beard, but for a staggering 5 days, Mr. Affleck is going to live on only $1.50 a day. It's part of a social awareness campaign. From TIME Magazine: Live Below the Line bills itself as “a campaign that’s challenging the way people in the U.S. think about poverty — and making a huge difference.” The group’s Facebook page recently announced that Ben Affleck would be participating in this year’s Live Below the Line challenge, which requires participants to feed themselves on no more than $1.50 per day for...

BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie Is Very, Very Skinny

angelina jolie skinny Angelina Jolie seems to have been lying low lately. She's was in London doing good things; she appeared at the G8 Summit, raising awareness for victims of sexual violence in warzones in the Middle East. From The Huffington Post: The Hollywood star joined British Foreign Secretary William Hague in announcing $36 million in additional funding from G-8 nations to go toward a series of measures for preventing sexual violence and ensuring justice for its survivors. For too long, Jolie said, s...

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Her Many Food Issues And Name-Drops At The Same Time

gwyneth patlrow 2013 tiffanys Gwyneth Paltrow is a picky, borderline unhealthy eater. Talking about this is sort of like beating a dead horse. I'm sorry, a dead kale. But she makes it. So. Easy. Especially because she's always ready with an anecdote involving one of her many celebrity friends. I get why she was voted #1 most hated celebrity. She blathered on and on for The Guardian: I hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio when I moved to New York. He was vegetarian and he'd talk about how dirty meat is and how bad fa...

A+ For Reese Witherspoon And Her Publicist: Reese Releases Humble Statement About Arrest

reese witherspoon mugshot photo Reese Witherspoon, America's Sweetheart or whatever, was arrested with her husband for drunk driving and disorderly conduct. And unlike Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan, Ms. Witherspoon knows how to give good statement. Her publicist is very smart. Her statement, via TMZ: Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was ...

X Factor To Khloe Kardashian: Thanks, But No Thanks

khloe kardashian hot mess 2013 Khloe Kardashian got dumped by X Factor, probably because she is not entertaining and doesn't provide anything interesting to anyone in any way ever. From MTV: Producers have confirmed that the Kardashian sister will no longer host the series, but co-host Mario Lopez will be back for another go-round. "We really enjoyed working with her and wish her all the best in her future endeavors," a spokesperson for the show said in a statement. Classic breakup line. Classic. Simon Cowell said that he's excit...

Tara Reid Demanded Free Clothes; Got Nothing Instead

tara reid mess 2013 photo Tara Reid, of American Pie movies and lots of awful publicity, got into a bit of a tough spot when the employees at All Saints clothing wouldn't give her a discount or free clothes. From Page Six: The “American Pie” star was seen shopping at edgy Brit brand All Saints last week when she was overheard berating employees for refusing to give her a discount because of her “fame,” and then was booted, spies said. “She was screaming,” said a source. “She had to be escorted out by security. She seemed drunk.” The trouble began when Reid — sta...

Kate Middleton To Move Into Parents’ Mansion After Giving Birth

kate middleton Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, is going to move in with her parents after giving birth (according to The Daily Mail, so who knows really). Good for her! The move isn't going to be permanent, of course. She plans on spending the first 6 weeks there with her baby (girl?), and no nurse. In a break with royal tradition, Kate, 31, will not employ a maternity nurse after the July birth. Instead, she has told friends, she will live with her parents for at least the first six weeks after leavin...

Reese Witherspoon And Husband Arrested For DUI And Disorderly Conduct — Seriously

reese witherspoon mugshot dui Reese Witherspoon -- yes, that Reese Witherspoon -- and her husband Jim Toth, got busted for driving drunk and being disorderly. They were arrested, taken to jail, and booked. File this under Celeb Scandals You Wouldn't Expect. Her husband was the one driving drunk and Ms. Witherspoon was the one arguing with the police officer. It's unclear if she was also drunk. TMZ has everything: Cops say they spotted Reese and her husband Jim Toth's car -- a silver Ford Fusion -- weaving in and out ...

What’s Up With Lara Flynn Boyle?

lara flynn boyle 2013 Lara Flynn Boyle, of Twin Peaks and of wearing a tutu to the Golden Globes and dating Jack Nicholson and some other stuff that isn't nearly as interesting, was seen out and about smoking cigarettes and looking...a little off, as Eonline pointed out. I'm not making fun of her. To me it looks like maybe she's not okay, like she's ill with something. So I'm not ready to go on the, "plastic surgery!!!" witch hunt. When it's bad, you can tell. When it's good, you're not even sure if anything has been d...

Jennifer Lawrence Fumbles Again At An Awards Show

jennifer lawrence short hair Jennifer Lawrence is so endearing and quirky and awkward and etc etc that she tripped on her own gown at the Oscars. The little spark plug did it again at the GLAAD Media Awards, but this time, merely tripping over her words while trying to introduce Former President Bill Clinton. From US Magazine: Lawrence, for her part, endeared herself to both the politician and the crowd when she tripped over President Clinton's name in her introduction and accidentally read some of Weinstein's lines instead...

Well That Was Fast: “Ready To Love” Cancelled

eva longoria candid Eva Longoria's dating show, Ready To Love, hosted by Giuliana and Bill Rancic, has been cancelled. I think we can all figure out why. Show of hands: 1. Who knew that Eva Longoria was involved in this? 2. Who knew what this show was even about? 3. Who watched this? It was cancelled after 2 episodes. lol. Also NBC isn't sure if it's even worth airing the remaining episodes. Another lol. The Bachelor it is not. From Natmonitor.com: Reality TV World reports that Longoria’s show was cancelled b...