Today's Evil Beet Gossip

LeAnn Rimes Has To Buy Twitter Followers

leann rimes LeAnn Rimes is a Sriracha hot mess, isn't she? She landed herself a lovely spot on the Top 20 Most Hated Celebrities List so it makes total sense that she would have to buy twitter followers. That's what Gossip Girl is suggesting: Turns out LeAnn’s Twitter follower number was dropping on Friday and then in the course of 17 hours between yesterday and today, she gained more than 16,000 new fans (most of which have 0-3 tweets total). Twitter users are speculating that she paid one of the many companies out ...

Macaulay Culkin Tried To Hookup With Ex Mila Kunis; Did Not Go As Planned

macaulay culkin 2013 Macaulay Culkin slithers in and out of the spotlight, mostly for not being dead and for looking either really ill or surprisingly hot. Now he's being talked about for (allegedly) trying to hookup with his ex, Mila Kunis, despite the fact that she's dating Ashton Kutcher. The National Enquirer says that this is what happened: “Mac made a play for Mila, but she blew him off,” revealed an insider. “After she spurned his advances, he went ber­serk.” The former “Home Alone” star, 32, ...

Beyoncé Stars In A Commercial For Beyoncé

beyonce mrs. carter h&m collection commercial Beyoncé stars in a new mini music video/commercial for Beyoncé H&M. H&M and Beyoncé teamed up to make this pretentious as hell video to promote their new "Beyoncé As Mrs. Carter In H&M" line. I normally don't have a problem with Beyoncé -- I don't even care about her most of the time -- but this commercial made my eyes roll so hard I got a headache. She's frolicking on the beach, mostly in slow motion, singing, eye f-cking the camera. It's only 1 minute and 30 seconds but I couldn't get through it...

Ke$ha Really, REALLY Hates Perez Hilton

kesha Ke$ha pretty Ke$ha hates Perez Hilton for "ruining" a relationship. Perez his got his hands on personal, leaked photos of Ms. Lady Ke$ha that weren't meant for anyone to see. Here's what Huffington Post says: The photos were made public by gossip blogger Perez Hilton -- a man Ke$ha says ruined her relationship with her then-boyfriend, Harold. “He single-handedly ruined the only relationship that’s ever meant anything to me,” Ke$ha said in Tuesday night's premiere of "Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful...

Big Surprise: Even Reese Witherspoon’s Mugshot Got Special Treatment

reese witherspoon mugshot arrested Reese Witherspoon was arrested recently for thinking she was back on the set of Sweet Home Alabama where it would be acceptable to sass a police officer. She and her husband, Jim Toth, were pulled over because Toth was driving drunk and Witherspoon wouldn't stay in the car or stop agitating the police officer. She was very drunk. They were both jailed and booked. Did anyone else think it was odd that Witherspoon's mugshot wasn't head-on? That she was looking down? Yeah, that's because ...

Amanda Bynes Is A Social Media Genius Looking For Someone “To Grow Old And Fat” With

[image removed on request] Amanda Bynes' latest tweet almost made me cry. And not in an, "Oh, this girl needs so much help" way, but in a, "Oh, I feel that" way. She tweeted,
All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together.
Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I'm beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, splitting one of those chocolate oranges with me. And she totally knows how to play us. By "us" I mean people like me who are single and really sad and care about Amanda Bynes. And have no direction in life. I think Ms. Bynes is a social media genius. I no longer think she is on the brink of insanity. I think she knows exactly what the eff she's doing. She's been requesting that all media outlets only post her twitter photos. When they don't, she tweets at them, kindly asking them not to use that photo. And most of them tweet her back, saying okay and then asking her if she likes the one they replaced it with! They're humoring her, and she's humoring them, and now major media outlets are tweeting at her asking for an interview and for her approval. Examples: From AOL Radio:
we think you should DJ one of our stations! How about it? We think you'd do great! Our Drake station 4ya: http://aol.it/drakestation RT @AmandaBynes: @AOLRadio I want to start singing in a few years!
(lolol) From Entertainment Tonight:
Do you approve of these photos? http://et.tv/ZGHXPZ 
MTV RapFix tweeting that she was doing "weird things" to get Drake's attention, and Ms. Bynes' only response was asking them to change the photo they posted for their story, to which they tweeted back,
okay girl, if you prefer that picture, gotchuu
And she's retweeting everything now. So now every other media outlet can see who is after her and who she's interested in. She's also retweeting things that her fans are saying to her. Her "old and fat" tweet got a lot of attention. One guy even tweeted, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" which she then retweeted, so he's probably on his way to being very famous very soon. I think she knows exactly what she's doing. />[image removed on request] Amanda Bynes' latest tweet almost made me cry. And not in an, "Oh, this girl needs so much help" way, but in a, "Oh, I feel that" way. She tweeted, All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together. Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I'm beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, s...

Gus Van Sant REALLY Wants To Direct 50 Shades Of Grey

Alex Pettyfer betty white Gus Van Sant (Milk, Elephant, Good Will Hunting) wants to direct 50 Shades of Grey so badly that he shot his own little sex scene starring Alex Pettyfer (Magic Mike) as Christian Grey. That's Alex Pettyfer above, with Betty White. TheWrap notes that, Van Sant was not officially asked by the studio to shoot a test tape. But doing so may indicate how badly he wants the coveted assignment. lol dude, go home. Some more info: The scene, insiders said, is when the ingénue Anastasia Steele loses...

Tilda Swinton Gets An Entire Theater Dancing

tilda swinton roger ebert Tilda Swinton was an honored guest at this year's Ebertfest. The Roger Ebert Film Festival has been going on for 15 years now. Chaz, Ebert's widow, hosted. Ms. Swinton, never one to do ordinary things, had a surprise for the audience. Chaz explained that at Tilda's favorite film festivals in Scotland, they have a dance-along, in which the entire theater dances together. "[Chaz and I] are not dancing up here, we're coming down to dance with you," Tilda said. "Because if we dance up here you're ju...

Thom Yorke Asks, “Who The F-ck Is Bruno Mars?”

thom yorke radio head bruno mars Thom Yorke of Radiohead and his new band Atoms for Peace, made me smile tonight/today. Yorke, AKA Kate Hudson's first choice, asked the big question, the question everyone has been wanting to ask: Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars? Ah yes. Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And why the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And for how long? Well let me tell you, Englishman. Bruno Mars is a damn poet. Were you the one who came up with the lyric, "You and me, baby, making love like gorillas"? No. No you were not. That was all Mars, baby. In an...

Kanye Is Using Paris As An Invisibility Cloak

kim kardashian kanye west Kanye West has been spending a lot of time in Paris recently and apparently this is going to continue up until he has no choice. He's in NYC with Kim now but rest assured he is going to haul ass to his private jet as soon as possibly to flee the country. Why? Because he is hiding from Kim's reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He doesn't want to be on the show. He wants to keep his life "private." ... ... DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH? YOU PICKED THE WORST POSS...

Chaz Bono Lost 60 Pounds!

chaz bono weight loss Chaz Bono, son of Sonny and Cher, lost an impressive 60 pounds. He looks better now than when he was on Dancing with the Stars, which some celebs do for the rapid weight loss, publicity being a big perk. He's not done losing the weight yet. People asked him how he did it. Via Eonline: I've just changed the way I eat. Diets don't work. You just have to change what you eat, and I have. [...] really [avoids] grains and starches, so meats and vegetables and fruits are my diet. I make them all ...