Courtney Stodden, the 18 year-old bride of Some Dude From Lost, makes me smile when I'm feeling blue. She's the quintessential non celebrity. I like to check in on her every once in a while and see how she's doing. I'm still not entirely convinced that she's a real person. Maybe this entire persona is a Joaquin type situation.
Ms. Stodden recently went to The Ivy, the saddest place you could go if you're a celebrity. Real celebrities do not go to The Ivy. You only go to The Ivy if you despe...
Rob Kardashian, you warm my heart with your silly endeavors. You got fat, blamed it on Rita Ora, then called her a slut. And now, delightful young man, you have to deal with something that is just too wonderfully silly to even say: you have to deal with disappointing sock sales. Your designer socks aren't selling. Because you thought you should design socks. And you thought people would buy these socks. For $30. Socks that you designed. You, Rob Kardashian. Socks.
My heart is so full.
From Radaronline:
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star’s high-priced ‘Arthur George by Rob Kard...
Anne Hathaway didn't feel like talking to TMZ's paparazzi and cameramen, and TMZ is pissed off about it. Apparently Hathaway was at LAX when TMZ people came up to her. Rather than deal with them, she made a beeline towards what she thought was her SUV waiting for her -- but as she opened the door, she realized she had the wrong car. However, she asked if she could get in and wait until her car got there, because that's how badly she didn't want to talk to TMZ.
TMZ then posted the video wi...
Martha Stewart, former criminal (anyone think back on how weird it is that she actually went to jail?) is going to look for love on Match.com -- but under a fake name. In an interview on The Today Show with Matt Lauer and chief executive of Match.com Sam Yagan, Lauer asked if she would consider marrying again. Ms. Stewart paused and said, "depends." When asked what she was looking for on Match Stewart said,
I'd like to have breakfast with somebody. I'd like to go to bed with somebody. You know, s...
Lindsay Lohan is really not into the whole punishment thing. No matter what she claims, if there's a way for her to avoid responsibility and punishment, she'll do it. Somehow she managed to delay her court-ordered rehab until after Coachella. No idea how the hell she managed to pull that rabbit out of her hat.
But apparently that wasn't good enough. She wants just a little more time. Radaronline has an exclusive:
Lindsay Lohan has just four days to enroll in her court-ordered rehab bu...
Jason Collins, NBA player since 2001, came out as gay. I don't know anything about sports, like, at all, but I know that it's a big deal for an athlete to come out. TMZ says that this makes him, "the first major active American male pro athlete to come out of the closet."
Mr. Collins spoke to Sports Illustrated. Here's what he had to say (via TMZ):
I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay.
I didn't set out to be the first openly gay athlete playing in a major American team sport. But since I am, ...
Taylor Swift is such a huge freaking success. Sure, she's made fun of for her lyrics and her serial dating/her comments about dating (here's more), and her whimsical "I'm 23 but act 14" mentality, but bitch is an empire and she knows what she's doing. She just bought a $17 million dollar mansion -- and paid for it in cash. That's how successful she is.
Moments like these make me think, "I've wasted my life. 100%."
SheKnows.com gives us the deets.
The Colonial style four-level Rhode Island mansio...
Chris Brown is just basically awful in every way at this point (although he still isn't even the #1 most hated celebrity -- that goes to Gwyneth), and not a good boyfriend candidate for Rihanna. Though Brown claims they're not together, I think it's bullshit.
Even Chris Brown's dad, Clinton Brown, says they're back together and that it's a bad idea. He told The New York Daily News,
I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together.
His phrasing suggests that they are in fact a couple agai...
Marilyn Monroe, Ms. "Candle In The Wind" still generates gossip even though she's been dead since 1962. That's TRUE star power. Every once in a while we'll see some item of clothing being auctioned off or a pile of never-before-seen photographs emerge. She still sells. At this point people are probably just making stuff up Ms. Monroe. The latest rumor is that she wore falsies. Actually I think I've heard this one before, many times. But not from Michael Musto! And not this particular anecdot...
Eva Longoria sat down with my favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, to talk about...I have no idea, I didn't watch the show, I don't know what the topic was. But somehow, her divorce came up, the one from NBA star Tony Parker. And that's when Ms. Longoria revealed something that made me so sad. She was so depressed over her divorce that she couldn't eat -- and started getting compliment on how skinny she got.
From the Doctor Oz show (via Radar):
I was not eating. I was depressed. I was sad. My diet was coffee. ... So people kept saying, ‘You loo...
Tom Brokaw is not a Lindsay Lohan fan (like he's the only one). Though it happened a year ago, he's still pissed that Lohan was invited to The White House Correspondents' Dinner. Yeah, WTF? I hear ya Mr. Brokaw. Greta Van Susteren, of Fox News, invited her. Another WTF. I'm still amazed that even though Lohan can't get a job she can get invited to events like these and also guest on a huge talkshow like Letterman. Shit is so weird.
Politico asked Mr. Brokaw about who he would like to see at the dinner, which is tomorrow, which I guess is the reason why he took ...
Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps is totally not "The virgin Bachelor" considering he's been secretly banging his boring fiance Catherine whatever since The Bachelor wrapped. Wow no way really this is big news I never would have guessed. Life & Style has this breaking, exclusive story. It's such a big story that it's their cover. Bachelor Biceps looking all smarmy and satisfied under the headline "VIRGIN NO MORE!"
Two sources confirm in the new issue of Life & Style that Sean did in fac...