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Aaron Eckhart Couldn’t Share A Bathroom With Nicole Kidman

aaron eckhart nicole kidman Aaron Eckhart, he of the mighty dimpled chin, has only the nicest most wonderful happy rainbows dancing-off-into-the-sunset things to say about Nicole Kidman. The two of them worked together on the small indie film Rabbit Hole in 2010 that Ms. Kidman was apparently Oscar nominated for. I don't remember any of this. I don't know where I was in 2010. Because it was such a small film, amenities weren't balls out luxurious, but they made do with what they had, those little troupers! Eckhart gushes...

Spice Girls Musical Shut Down (There Was A Spice Girls Musical?)

spice girls musical viva forever Viva Forever, a musical based on the works of the Spice Girls in London's West End, was cancelled. Judging by that photo it looks like it was basically just a group of women dressed as Spice Girls singing Spice Girls songs, and it probably was, but now I'LL NEVER KNOW. It opened only last December. Mamma Mia it is not. Emma Bunton/Baby Spice tweeted (via EOnline), "I am totally gutted that our wonderful show @vivaforever is coming to an end. Thank you to all our amazing fans for your cons...

Reese Witherspoon Told Arresting Cop She Was Pregnant To Try To Get Out Of It

reese witherspon LAX Reese Witherspoon did her first interview since she and her husband were arrested in Atlanta. Witherspoon's husband was driving their Ford Fusion (lol I'm sorry) home from a party when they were pulled over. They were both crazy drunk. He was arrested for driving under the influence while she was arrested for disorderly conduct, after trying to argue with the arresting officer. Witherspoon has been very apologetic about the entire thing. She continued her apology tour on Good Morning America wit...

Lindsay Lohan Violated Her Plea Deal; JAIL HER ALREADY

lindsay lohan scary movie premiere Lindsay Lohan bullshit is driving me crazy, I can't even I CAN'T. Do you know what she did? Well, the answer is always "whatever the hell she wanted" and this time it's no different. Except this time, she could actually go to jail. We say that a lot. Will it be different this time? Could be and here's why. Despite her lackluster efforts, Lohan is due in rehab in NYC tomorrow and is seriously violating her plea deal by instead taking off for a rehab facility in California that was not approved....

Chris Kelly Of ’90s Rap Super Duo Kriss Kross Died

chris kelly kriss kross Chris Kelly of Kriss Kross died last night (Wednesday) in Atlanta. He was 34. We're not getting much info yet about his death. ABC News reports that, "Authorities are investigating the circumstances surrounding his death and an autopsy is expected to be performed later today." He was apparently found dead at his home. Kriss Kross was super huge in the '90s. I remember when they were on the cover of Disney Adventures, backwards overalls and all. Their big hit was "Jump." Chris Smith was the other Kris...

Is Demi Moore Dating Her Daughter’s Ex Boyfriend?

demi moore daughter rumer willis yoga Demi Moore is quite known for being into younger men. And now that her divorce is finally finalized from Asston Kutcher (yeah, I'm immature, don't care), she's free to bang a whole new generation of younger men. Allegedly she's not only banging daughter Rumer Willis' ex, but she also had him move in. From ShowbizSpy: According to a new report, the actress is in a trial marriage with her daughter Rumer Wills’s ex-boyfriend. Demi, 50, has allowed Hollywood play­boy Harry Morton, 32,...

Lil Wayne Hospitalized Again For Seizures; He’s OK. Kelly Osbourne’s Doctors Still Baffled By Her Seizures

lil wayne kelly osbourne seizures Lil Wayne was hospitalized not long ago for suffering from seemingly random seizures. Dr. House got on the case and he was diagnosed with epilepsy. Well, it happened again. Maybe because he allegedly won't stop taking his "Sizzurp" although he cites stress as the reason. Not much to report on this, but here's a snippet from USA Today via TMZ: Lil Wayne was hospitalized Tuesday after suffering a seizure, TMZ reports. The rap star, 30, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles late Tu...

They Made A Porn Version Of Parks & Recreation

porn parks and rec Amy Poehler's been pornified. Her TV show, Parks & Recreation, was made into its very own porn version called Porks & Recreation. I gotta say, the chick who plays her Leslie Knope character has her voice down, and the guy who plays Nick Offerman's Ron Swanson character is A+. There's no comment yet from Poehler or anyone involved on the show. They HAVE to see this. Do you think it can be as good as the Seinfeld porno starring James Deen? Yeah, there was a Seinfeld porno, that happen...

Amanda Bynes Took Shirtless Selfies. Sick Of Her Yet?

amanda bynes topless Amanda Bynes overload right now. Stop. Stop. Stop Amanda. Put on your shirt. She tweeted these pics with, "About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I've gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!" and "One more pre make up!" 1. Girl, you are obviously already wearing makeup. Don't pretend you're pulling some Emilia Clarke barefaced beauty pic. 2. No. Someone needs to sit her down in that Dove campaign and draw sketches of her or some shit so she can find her self-esteem. And not from Twitter,...

Team Tara Is Not On Team Lohan

tara reid 2013 Tara Reid AKA Team Tara is not friends with Lindsay Lohan, telling TMZ, "We don't really like each other that much." And when I say, "telling TMZ" I mean that she was in the TMZ studio hanging out among all of them, talking like she worked there. They were discussing Lohan's latest driving problems -- this time, Lindsay had her car towed for parking in the wrong place -- and Ms. Reid got into Lohan a little bit. Here's what she said: If I get drunk, I'm a happy drunk, you know? When she gets drunk, she's just ...

Want To Know How John Stamos Lost His Virginity?

john stamos virginity John Stamos wants everyone to know how he lost his virginity, and wants to know how his famous friends lost their virginities, so that he can make a show about it. Uncle Jesse Full House joke here, you do it, I can't think of anything. No, but really, 10 years ago MTV bought the show Losing My Virginity With John Stamos in which Mr. Stamos would sit down with celebrity guests who would share their own loss of virginity stories. (Why do we say "lose your virginity"? I mean hopefully you kn...

Pink Uses The Word Slut “As A Way Of Taking The Power Back”

pink glamour magazine cover Pink is still around, making music, and is on the cover of Glamour's June issue. And honestly, I'm surprised. I didn't think she would still be here. Not hating, just surprised. I think she thinks she's outrageous -- Glamour certainly thinks so, or is at least trying to sell this angle, as they refer to her as a "badass" -- but I don't really see anything outrageous in posing with your hands in your mouth and defending the use of the word "slut." A lot of women aren't comfortable with the word and...