Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Keira Knightley Totally Recycled Her Wedding Dress

Keira Knightley got married yesterday and we all rejoiced, all 7 of us. Hey, I kid! Really, I adore her and I was particularly smitten with her wedding dress. SO fresh, so breezy so effortless. While it was reported to be custom made Chanel it looks as though maybe it was actually a dress she had already worn in 2008. See for yourself: keira knightley chanel dress wedding old recycledKeira Knightley got married yesterday and we all rejoiced, all 7 of us. Hey, I kid! Really, I adore her and I was particularly smitten with her wedding dress. SO fresh, so breezy so effortless. While it was reported to be custom made Chanel it looks as though maybe it was actually a dress she had already worn in 2008. See for yourself: WHICH IS TOTALLY FINE TO DO, but I'm sort of lolling inside because it's like, she really doesn't give an eff, she's going to wear a f-cking awesome dress...

Rihanna Bullied Someone On The Internet

rihanna selfie Rihanna lost her damn mind. Someone on the Internet didn't like her and so Rihanna took her photo and compared her to a goat. Seriously. SERIOUSLY! Via ONTD: Rihanna has lashed out at an Instagram user for posting a derogatory remark about her family. The 'Stay' singer uploaded an image containing a picture of a goat and the user asking her followers to 'spot the difference'. Instagram user ms_kasharna1 responded to a picture of Rihanna and one of her relatives with"I swear everyone in Rihanna's family looks like they're reta...

Keira Knightley Had A Cute And Causual Hipsteresque Wedding

keira-knightley-wedding-2 Keira Knightley is married! She and musician James Righton were married today in the south of France (technically the southeastern region). It was a casual, cute, and vaguely hipsterish affair. I throw hipster in there because of the groom's skinny tie, her daisy crown, and their matching Rayban sunglasses, and if you think I'm using the word inaccurately, you are probably a hipster. I'm not making fun of her; I love the idea of a stylish but casual wedding. Except apparently it was so casual that...

Justin Bieber Actually Did Something That Wasn’t Stupid

justin bieber selfie Justin Bieber is basically a singing idiot in stupid clothing, but he made a very smart move when he stopped his concert in Turkey twice to honor the Muslim Prayer call. I don't know whose idea this was -- I'm guessing not his -- but it was a good idea. From Eonline: The 19-year-old singer halted his concert in Istanbul twice to honor the Azan. The Azan, which also goes by a few other names like the adhan, is the Islamic call to prayer and occurs in the main mosque five times a day. Fans...

Round Up The Conspiracy Theorists: Tupac’s Former Bodyguard Found Dead

tupac shakur Tupac is one of dead celebs that still gets talked about every year, like Kurt Cobain or...Audrey Hepburn, even. Tupac Shakur and Audrey Hepburn have both had their images used after their death. Miss Audrey to sell chocolate and Shakur to play Coachella. Oh my God, remember how funny the Hologram Tupac Twitter account was? Yeah. Oh anyway, so Tupac's former bodyguard died. And because people love to talk about Tupac's still unsolved murder and his alleged illuminati ties and death-faking, he...

Amanda Bynes Finally Called Her Parents

amanda bynes selfie twitter Amanda Bynes decided to reconnect with her parents, much to everyones' relief. Unlike Jenny McCarthy's "help" attempt, Bynes' parents may actually be able to help her out of whatever it is she's going through. If you haven't been aware, Amanda Bynes has been acting erratic as all hell but says that she is not insane. From Radaronline: “Amanda reconnected with her parents this week and it was a really positive talk on both ends,” a source close to the embattled actress told Radar. “Her parents ...

Keira Knightley’s Wedding Is Happening!

keira knightley fiance Keira Knightley's wedding is happening guys and I'm really excited because I love weddings. Really love weddings. Don't even look at my Pinterest. She's got some tents set up in the south of France. SHIT'S LEGIT. On Tuesday she picked up her fiance James Righton at an airport in France. She was wearing overalls. I don't know why. I don't know why anyone over the age of 7 would willingly wear overalls. But her dress is gonna be good! They're saying custom Chanel. (Or as Justin Bieber k...

Which Hit Sitcom Husband And Wife Secretly Hate Each Other?

guess who board game Crazy Days And Nights has a good blind item that should be fairly easy to figure out. Let's take a look: It is like Remington Steele or Moonlighting, but in a sitcom. These two stars of a hit network comedy can't stand each other. They always are competing for more lines and the male half of the show is really upset at the special treatment his female co-star gets because of her burgeoning career. He would love to see the couple get divorced on the show so he could have it all to himself....

Did Kriss Kross’ Chris Kelly Die Of A Drug Overdose?

kriss kross then and now Chris Kelly of the '90s rap super duo Kriss Kross died 2 days ago in Atlanta at the age of 34, so of course people are suspecting drugs played a role in his death. Allegedly his mother thinks the very same. This could be one of those situations though where someone mentions that the deceased had a history of drug use and so the media runs with the "So And So says So And So died of a drug overdose" angle. There is however a 911 call TMZ posted that is allegedly his mother's voice. I'm not pos...

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Are Disasters; Their Kids Are Safest With Denise Richards

charlie sheen scary movie premiere Charlie Sheen's kids were taken from his ex wife Brooke Mueller last night. Sheen and Mueller have twin boys that are in Mueller's custody but were taken after deeming her home "unsafe" and given to Sheen's other ex wife, Denise Richards, because Charlie Sheen is f-cking crazy and shouldn't be around children. Richards and Sheen have 2 daughters who are also in her custody. From TMZ: Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... officials from the L.A. County Department of Children and Family...

Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest Video: Most Entertaining Thing She’s Done Since “Election”

reese witherspoon atlanta Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth's arrest was caught on the arresting officer's dashboard camera and oh my God, it's like watching Tracy Flick (Election) all grown up. Drunk as all hell, Witherspoon unleashes a thick Southern accent, coming up with some amazing new catchphrases like, I am allowed to stand on American ground. I'm an American citizen. This is beyond. This is BEYOND. And my favorite, after she's arrested her husband says to the officer, I had nothing to do with that. ...

Update: Lindsay Lohan Is “Safely Ensconced” At The Betty Ford Center

lindsay ali lohan Someone crank up the goddamn Benny Hill theme, because Lohan is on the run. After being f-cking annoying as hell and delaying rehab to go to a music festival and then taking off for a different unapproved rehab center, and then making a stop at Fry's Electronic's (da f-ck did she need there, new Beats By Dre headphones to DJ with for the sharing circle??) she finally arrived at said rehab center only to stay there for less than 5 minutes. Everything she has done so far can lead to her arrest. Bitch doesn't care. Ra...