Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ashley Tisdale’s Fan Tweeted Her Over 18k Times On Twitter

ashley tisdale beer Ashley Tisdale has well over 9 million followers on twitter (who knew?!) and one of them got a liiiiiiittle too invested. Ms. Tisdale's Twitter profile says "My official twitter page!! Hoping my tweets inspire you :)" and one fan got too inspired and has, to date, sent her over 18,000 tweets, filled with creepy goodness. Some examples from TMZ: My body is yours & even as friends I f***in love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody's perfect. I'll never lose u b...

Zoe Saldana Is Done Dating Actors; Next Partner Might Be A Woman

zoe saldana allure Zoe Saldana is naked in this month's issue of Allure magazine and is also ~~emotionally bare~~ as well. She gives some fantastic soundbites about her life and her sexuality. From Allure: [I might] end up with a woman raising my children...that's how androgynous I am! Being androgynous doesn't mean the same thing as being with a same sex partner but okay, fine, whatever makes you happy. Allure tries to get more out of her: Has she had a relationship with another woman? She deliberates, then says, "Promise me one thing: You're going to ask this question [in the a...

Will Smith’s Kid Is Crazy Spoiled; Wants To Be Emancipated

will smith jaden smith after earth Will Smith and Jada have an approach to parenting that is different from most. In that they don't really parent. I say this because parenting requires setting boundaries with your children and punishing them when necessary. Unless you're Will Smith's kids in which, WHEEEEE! Here's his parenting philosophy (via Radaronline): We generally don’t believe in punishment. From the time Jaden was five or six, we would sit him down, and all he has to do is be able to explain why what he did was ...

Anna Wintour Had To Be Convinced To Invite Kim K To Met Gala; Drew The Line At Kris

kim kardashian met gala dress kanye Kim Kardashian wore a delightful Mrs. Doubtfire ensamble to the Met Gala last week. It was so fabulous that Vogue cropped her out of a photo with Kanye, so that he could make the "best dressed" list without being tainted. Kim K's deletion is making more sense considering that Anna Wintour really didn't want to invite her. She didn't last year, but this year relented as Kim is dating Kanye West who gives her more cred in the non-reality entertainment world. But she drew the line at mom Kris Kardashian. From Radaronline: “One Kardashian is enough!” That was the ...

Is Beyoncé Pregnant AGAIN?

beyonce baby blue ivy carter Beyoncé -- oh, I'm sorry, I mean ~*~Mrs. Carter~*~ -- is reportedly pregnant again. Didn't she just have a baby and perform at the Superest of Bowls and start touring? The woman is like Iron Man. I would assume. I haven't seen any of the Iron Man movies. So someone tell me if that's a good simile. If not, make one up of your own that is better. And we're all happy. People magazine, citing The New York Post (oh lol okay) is offering some clues that ~*~Mrs. Carter~*~ is carrying a child inside of her midsection, or whatever. The New York Post, citing mul...

Firefighters Rushed To Jon Hamm’s Home — Both House And Dong Are Okay

jon hamm don draper mad men season 6 Jon Hamm had a scare when his smoke alarm went off and two huge f-cking firetrucks raced to his Los Feliz home. I gotta find this place. (For research.) I knew he lived in my neighborhood because he showed up at my bar once but I didn't think it was him because it didn't look anything like him. But that's a whole other story that none of you want to hear, so in conclusion, I saw Jon Hamm and was disappointed and I probably drink too much. TMZ has photos and details. Apparently this is what...

Selena Gomez Visits Hooters

selena gomez hooters waitresses Selena Gomez left her on-again-off-again boyfriend Justin Bieber behind when she went to her favorite restaurant -- Hooters. Last week she tweeted,"Me and my Hooters….. smh :)" and was referring to this photo of her posing with Hooters waitresses at a Hooters restaurant. Why? According to Harper's Bazaar via Zimbo (bizarre indeed), her dad started bringing her to the chicken wing establishment when she was just 7-years-old. "That kind of became our thing," she noted. Uh, okay. That seems ...

Betty Ford Wants To Take Lohan’s Adderall; Lohan Wants To Leave

lindsay lohan mugshots Lindsay Lohan treats rehab centers like they're bars in West Hollywood; hang out at some, skip over some, linger when it's okay and leave when they yell at you for smoking. Lohan's really been pressing her luck in rehab switching. She's finally at a place that a judge approved of, even though it wasn't in her original plea bargain. But, as always, Lohan is ready to run. Her excuse this time is that The Betty Ford Center wants to take away her Adderall. From TMZ: Sources close to Lindsay t...

Kanye West Hit His Head And Absolutely Flipped Out

kanye hit his head Kanye West has been remarkably restrained considering he is going to be the father of a medica circus' future little media circus. (I'm referring to Kim Kardashian, in case you have mistakenly time travelled from the 1800's and stopped long enough to get your gossip fix.) He's mostly been dealing with it by living in France, where paparazzi laws are very strict. Living there allows him a little more freedom and also gets him far away from Kim Kardashian, her annoying fame hungry family and her entire rea...

This Is How Dita Von Teese Dresses To Go To The Foot Doctor

Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an outfit, but you know she has so many outfits this is probably her equivalent of sweatpants and flip flops. Very high maintenance though. Maybe that's why Bradley Cooper turned her down. Who really wants to sit around for 1 - 2 hours so your girlfriend can do her hair and makeup to run errands?   />Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an outfit, but you know she has so many outfits this is probably her equivalent of sweatpants and flip flops. Very high maintenance though. Maybe that's why Bradley Cooper turned her down. Who really wants to sit around for 1 - 2 hours so your girlfriend can do her ha...

This Can’t Be True: Suri Cruise Signed A Deal To Design Her Own Clothing Line?

suri cruise nyc Suri Cruise is a 7 year-old girl with famous parents (Katie and Tom, in case you've been living in a gorgeous cave) who probably doesn't even dress herself and yet reportedly signed around a $2 million deal to design her own clothing line. This can't be true because if this is true...do I even have to explain why this would be absurd? I'm not. From The Sun via The Telegraph: According to tabloid The Sun, the seven-year-old daughter of Hollywood actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will put...

Charlie Sheen’s Ex Wife And Lindsay Lohan Meet Up In Rehab

charlie sheen lindsay lohan anger management Charlie Sheen really knows how to bring people together. His ex wife, Brooke Mueller, was recently admitted to The Betty Ford Center. That happens to be where Lindsay Lohan is staying for her mandatory rehabbing. Coincidence? Apparently Lohan's already run into Mueller, and no, it wasn't with her car. Good job, Lohan! You're getting better already. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan could be getting support from someone who has done cocaine waaaay more than 4 or 5 times ... 'cause Brooke Mueller's ...