Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Just In Case Anyone Cares, Rumours Abound The Bachelor’s Fiance Is Cheating On Him

sean lowe dancing with the stars Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps, of The Bachelor, is totally psyched about marrying his boring fiance Catherine Whatever, but she seems less enthusiastic. In every interview of them together, it's obvious he's way more into her than she is to him. He's always grinning at her and being touchy feely and she's all sitting there with this whole, "Oh my God I got engaged to the effing Bachelor how the f-ck do I get out of this" vibe. And that's such a downer. Sadly, Bachelor Biceps was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars 2 weeks ago, and I am just devastated, ...

Macaulay Culkin Moved In With Pete Doherty And Is Smoking 60 Cigarettes Per Day

macaulay culkin 2012 Macaulay Culkin has been going through some rough times. He hasn't been quite the same since he split from ex girlfriend Mila Kunis. And there was the whole, "Dude looks like he's on heroin" thing. Now apparently he is very badly addicted to cigarettes and is smoking up to 60 per day. From The National Enquirer: The troubled 32-year-old actor is smoking an astonishing 60 ciga­rettes a day and putting his life at risk of deadly lung cancer! “Mac has swapped out one deadly habit for another,” declared a con­cerned pa...

Would You Like A Million Dollar Painting Of A Topless Bea Arthur?

bea arthur nude naked Bea Arthur, maybe the goldenest of all the girls, is quite the muse to painter John Currin. Currin painted a portrait of Bea Arthur...topless. And it's expected to make a lot of money at a Christie's Auction. Like, a LOT of money. From The Huffington Post: Currin's 1991 work sparked quite the controversy in its day, as many were torn between Currin's technical talent and his "acrid fantasy portraits of menopausal women," as Peter Schjeldahl wrote in the New Yorker. Fast forward 22 year...

Best And Worse Of Cannes Film Festival Fashion 2013

cannes great gatsby Cannes film festival is going on right now in France and everyone is GLAMMED THE HELL UP. I like it. Here are the looks that stood out to me, for better or worse. But if you want to get right down to it: BEST: Isla Fisher WORST: Julianne Moore I JUST DON'T KNOW: Zhang Yuqi   Carey Mulligan, seen here with Baz Luhrhraznamann. (Luhrmann). She looks gorgeous but holy hell, where's the rest of her?? Is she okay? Does she know she's allowed to smile? Even LANA DEL REY is smiling. Jesus. Read ...

What Do We Think Of Demi Lovato’s New Tattoo?

Demi lovato tattoo warrior Demi Lovato got one of those classic Pinterest/Tumblr inspirational quote tattoos. Obviously it means something very important and special to her, or she wouldn't have gotten it on her back in an oddly curved fashion in a classic Microsoft Word freebie font. I'm sorry, I'm being a bitch. It's the meaning of the tattoo that's important, and if she feels like a warrior, power to her. Here's the story behind it, from Pop Tats: As you can see by checking out Demi Lovato’s newtattoo, her powerful...

Chloë Sevigny Suggests Gwyneth Paltrow Chill Out

chloe sevigny met gala dress Gwyneth "Woe Is Me" Paltrow complained a lot about the Met gala: how it was "so hot" and "so crowded" and "un-fun" and that she "is never going again." Okay, honestly, part of me loves this. I love that she's complaining, because really, it does look stupid. It's a parade of celebrities posing on the red carpet in outlandish outfits and...then that's pretty much it. And it looks boring and I'm sure they don't serve any of Gwyneth's favorite egg-free eggs, or whatever she eats. So I love th...

Angelina Jolie Update: Will Get Her Ovaries Removed

angelina jolie Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a double mastectomy. I'm starting to feel weird reporting about all of this. Here's why. These are all very personal decisions and her body is her business. HOWEVER, she is making it public, and by doing so, is inspiring millions of women and raising awareness about how important it is to get regular screenings for cancer. For women who have had mastectomies, she is an inspiration for coming forward...

Kim’s Friends Say “U.S. Not Good Enough” For Kanye; Plus Blind Item

kanye west kim kardashian street sign paparazzi Kanye West, dodger of Kim Kardashian and street signs, is concerning Kim's family and friends by trying to spend as little time with her in Los Angeles and as much time in Paris as possible. Why is no one getting the hint? A "close friend of the family" told Radaronline, We just do not understand why she is traveling to Paris to see him. She is the pregnant one. Kanye will fly in to see the editors of Vogue, but he won’t fly in to see the lady carrying his child. The only way they have a future is if Kim continues to do whatev...

Lol What? Someone Told Gaga She Looked Like A Dead Amy Winehouse

lady gaga chateau marmont Lady Gaga is still lying low after recuperating from surgery. She's basically just hanging around, being Elton Johns' kids godmother, you know, normal people stuff. And then apparently she went to the Chateau Marmont to eat and her friend told her she looked like Amy Winehouse came back from the dead. You know, normal people stuff. From The National Enquirer: It ain’t easy to shake up tough-as-nails LADY GAGA, but she flat-out freaked while dining at see-and-be-seen Chateau Marmont – roc...

Awkward. Melissa Joan Hart Can’t Raise Enough Money For A Movie

melissa joan hart 2013 Melissa Joan Hart, our beloved Sabrina the teenaged witch and Clarissa, of explaining it all, shut down her kickstarter campaign due to disappointing funds. Very. Sadly she couldn't raise enough money to back her own film, unlike that dickbag Zach Braff or the awesome cast of Veronica Mars. Even more awkwardly, the title of her hopeful film was called Darci's Walk of Shame. More from The Huffington Post: Hart's crowdfunding effort hoped to raise $2 million for the project, but after about a m...

Brad Pitt Releases His Own Statement About Jolie’s Double Mastectomy

brad pitt angelina jolie red carpet Angelina Jolie stunned us all when she frankly and bravely announced that she had a double mastectomy to drastically decrease her chances of breast cancer. You may recall that Christina Applegate underwent the same procedure and she is now cancer free. Brad Pitt, ever supportive, released his own statement about Ms. Jolie's surgery and decision. From The London Evening Standard: Having witnessed this decision firsthand, I find Angie’s choice, as well as so many others like her, absolutely he...

Beyoncé And The Baby Gossip

beyonce twitter photo Beyoncé is maybe pregnant, depending on who you ask. Blind Gossip posted an item in December of 2011 that a couple hired a surrogate to have their child, while the mom pretended to be pregnant. They revealed the item to be about Beyoncé slash ~*~Mrs. Carter~*~. She shot those rumors down in her propaganda film documentary, Life Is But A Dream calling it, A stupid rumor, the most ridiculous rumor I’ve ever had about me. To think that I would be that vain. I respect mothers and women s...