Today's Evil Beet Gossip

On Britney’s Vegas Shows: “There’s Little Chance She Can Actually Do This”

britney spears 2013 Britney Spears is headed to Las Vegas, and I told y'all. She talked about how psyched she is about it in Shape magazine (source: I read Shape magazine on airplanes) but people are having doubts that she can handle such a major commitment. From Metro: The Oops!… I Did It Again star is reportedly preparing for a string of shows at Planet Hollywood Resort and at a casino in Sin City. But concerns are growing from within Brit’s camp that she won’t be able to handle the pressures of delivering a knock out show day after day. ‘There is little chance that she can actually do this,’ a source close to ...

Lindsay Lohan Moves Us All By Tweeting An Ad For An App While In Rehab

lindsay lohan blonde bangs Good to know that Lohan took some time out of her day to reflect on her journey and self improvement via twitter. Really, it wasn't totally a bad thing. Here's the tweet: A little cheesy, but okay. But see that link there? And how it says "view app"? Here's what you see when you click on that: Like what the hell is this, Lohan? What is the connection here? With this app, you TOO can sing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" while thinking about the opportunities you fucked up in your life? I DO...

WTF Of The Day: Amanda Bynes Says A Cop “Slapped Her Vagina”

amanda bynes wig AMANDA BYNES, WHERE DOES IT END? Your saga is crazy! And it just doesn't end. Now Miss Bynes is accusing an officer of "slapping" her vagina. Let's review: Drake murders Amanda Bynes' vagina -- okay. Cop slaps Amanda Bynes' vagina -- not okay. Here is her tweet on the whole thing (via TMZ): Don't believe the reports about me being arrested. It's all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the wi...

Michael Douglas On Kissing Matt Damon: “I Forgot It Was Two Guys”

matt damn michael douglas liberace Michael Douglas looks like he is going to be the best damn Liberace ever in HBO's upcoming film, Behind the Candelabra. Matt Damnon plays his lover in the film, so naturally there's a lot of kissing. Someone asked dear Mr. Douglas what that was like. Here's what he said, via Showbiz Spy: I forgot it was Matt and me after about 10 minutes and then I forgot it was two guys. Both of us are in long-standing marriages, so that makes it easier. It’s like love scenes with a girl. If you’re an ac...

This Blind Item About A Shrinking Actress Should Be Easy

jennifer hudston blind item I can't decide if I love it or hate it when blind items are super easy to guess. Like, hm, which celebrity couple could this be about? Gosh, I wonder! Blind Gossip gives us this item via Downfront 2: This Oscar Winner may be losing her man because he is not happy with her weight loss. Now at first this sounds like it could be about pretty much any Oscar winning actress, since it's so vague and actresses are known to lose weight. Buuut I think it's most likely about Jennifer Hudson, considerin...

Kendall Jenner Responds To Angry Beans

kendall jenner instagram twitter Kendall Jenner got slammed on twitter by Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's kid, Frances Bean Cobain a few days and she responded on Facebook. Which is kind of...I mean why not respond on twitter? Angry Beans responded to Ms. Jenner's stupid tweet "Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann" with two long tweets containing such wise nuggets as "There are kids on earth abandoned&homeless" and blah blah ending with "humans are so self involved." From Radar, via DListed: i am aware that i am very privileged and blessed, and im t...

Amanda Bynes’ Second Mugshot And Her Delightful Twitter Reaction

amanda bynes wig mugshot Amanda Bynes had a pretty sad/badass mugshot from her latest arrest, but that was sans wig. This is the mugshot that inspired Mz. Bynes to tweet, I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! :D No one is believing that, Amanda. She then followed up with another tweet that made me smile: I need Nicki Minaj's wig person stat! :P So while this whole arrest thing originally made me depressed as hell, ...

Elisabeth Moss Confirms That Jeremy Piven Sucks On Live TV

elisabeth moss mad men gq hot Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men's Peggy Olsen) gave Jeremy Piven a well-deserved beat-down on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live on Bravo. Cohen does a segment called "Plead the Fifth" in which guests can pass on 1 out of 3 questions he asks. When asked about Jeremy Piven, Ms. Moss didn't opt out at all. Some backstory: do you remember when Jeremy Piven abruptly dropped out his Broadway show because he said he overdosed on mercury from eating too much sushi? It really pissed her off, and she NOT a...

Someone Who Is Supposed To Be Debra Messing Is On The Cover Of More Magazine

debra messing more magazine photoshopped cover I'm sorry, but I simply had to highlight this More magazine cover. Debra Messing is apparently their June cover gal but I swear on my first scroll, I thought this was Avril Lavigne. Once I saw the title was More I put it together, and then I saw her name. I don't care how much plastic surgery she may or may not have gotten, the photoshopping on this cover is more obvious than every Kanye West gay rapper blind item. "You're telling me that magazine covers -- major magazine covers -- are photoshopped??! NO, CATHERINE ST. IVES, YOU MUST BE ...

Amanda Bynes Sad Mugshot And Arrest Details

amanda bynes mugshot 2013 UPDATE: AMANDA BYNES RESPONDS ON TWITTER: I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! :D Amanda Bynes' latest mugshot and subsequent court photos are making me sad. Bynes was arrested for possession (of pot) and tampering with evidence (throwing her bong out the window). She was asked to remove a platinum blonde wig for taking her mug shot, revealing this very short hair. After her arrest, she was ...

LOL Of The Day: Someone Paid $1.5 Million To Go To Space With DiCaprio

leonardo dicaprio great gatsy Leonardio DiCaprio is super cool and it only makes sense that he and a fan would go into goddamn motherf-cking space together. I thought this was a joke, but it isn't, it's real. THIS IS THE FUTURE. From The Los Angeles Times: I haven't won an Oscar. Time to go into space. -- Leonardo DiCaprio No, just kidding. From The actual Los Angeles Times: A guest at a charity auction at Cannes has paid 1.2 million euros ($1.5 million) for a trip into space with Leonardo DiCaprio. AmFAR, a nonpro...

This Took Way Too Long: Amanda Bynes Arrested

amanda bynes smoking nyc Amanda Bynes was actually, finally arrested for something (I mean, again). It's not that I wanted her to get arrested or thought that she should; I just assumed it would have happened by now. Good to know we're on track. She was arrested for something weed related and she totally pulled a Witherspoon. From TMZ: An NYPD source says a building official called police after spotting Amanda in the lobby with a joint. When police arrived she was in her apartment, but let officers in when they knocked...