Kelly Osbourne never really bothered me but her interview with Cosmopolitan changed my mind about that. Now I think she's almost insufferable. Really, insufferable is too strong of a word. But look at this from their latest issue,
[On what she wants moving forward in her life] Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I'm fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you're not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. F-ck you. I've got an hour.
What the hell? Mayb...
Justin Bieber is an insufferable neighbor, with all the spitting on people and insane parties, but none of that even compares to his new alleged activity: riding around on Segways, smoking pot. Brilliant. If this is what you do in your spare time, you have too much money. It's not that this behavior tops anything else -- it's just that it's f-cking hilarious. From TMZ:
... neighbors tell us they saw him over the long weekend riding a Segway and smoking a joint ... smack in front of neighborh...
Roman Polanski, sadly known more for being a child rapist than for his films, said a lot of befuddling things about women at Cannes. His words would be a lot more offensive if they weren't so hilarious, hilarious because of how confusing and bizarre they are. From Breitbart:
(AP) CANNES, France--Roman Polanski says the birth control pill has had a "masculinizing" effect on women.
The director said the pill has "changed the place of women in our times," while talking to reporters Saturday ...
This was too stupid not to share. Here's a blind item directly from our own source. It is the stupidest blind item ever.
Which mega performer has to have major poop privacy? After playing a huge venue, she made an unscheduled stop into the media room, with 2 handlers. The room was still filled with writers and bloggers when one handler asked the other if he "had to go that bad". He shook his head and gestured it was the pop princess who needed to use the restroom. They then made it clear that...
Cynthia Nixon, who played Miranda in the Sex and the City television show and subsequent 3 movies, has a new outlook on the first Sex and the City film, and it's not very positive. Though she is still "'proud of what [the show] did for women'" she expressed disappointment over certain aspects of the film. Via ONTD:
I remember when we screened the first movie in London, when Mr. Big shows Carrie that closet he’s built for her and the entire audience clapped. I found that devastating. Maybe ...
Lena Dunham is one of those figures (and no pun intended, I'm not talking about her body though lord knows that gets talked about more than her body of work) that really divides people into hate and love. Some start hating and then start loving. Some loved from the beginning. And some just really hate. Some hate so much that they hope she gets cancer. From her twitter:
(It reads "Just an FYI to conservative dudes tweeting hate at me: 'I hope you get breast cancer' is way more offensi...
Aaron Paul, AKA Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad, AKA the one on breaking bad who says, "Yo, Mr. White!" and "bitch" (but does it so well), got married this weekend. I think Aaron Paul is really attractive. And I think he's a great actor. So good for him and stuff on finding happiness with another human being. He married some chick named Lauren Parsekian. They met at Coachella (LOL) and judging from this photo got married in the middle of a goddamn magical forest.
His tux is by Burberry (nice!)...
Gwyneth Paltrow AKA The Most Beautiful Woman In The World smells like really bad you guys, okay? That's what some people were saying about her at The Met Ball. Which would explain why Ms. Paltrow was having such an oh-so-terrible time. She did say it was "boiling". From The National Enquirer, a "close source" (GET IT?) says,
Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose. It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think s...
Bill Clinton had fun this weekend. Last time we saw Dear Bill he was hanging out with a much younger actress. Former President Clinton posed here on stage with I Dream of Jeannie's Barbara Eden at the Life Ball in Vienna. Ms. Eden is 78, 78! Good for her. She looks rad. The Life Ball is a huge charity event held in Europe that raises funds for HIV and AIDS awareness. None of this explains why there was an I Dream of Jeannie theme. Oh but wait, another treat! Pregnant Fergie with Barbara Eden! Who else...
Adele is often seen in black dresses, usually with an armful of awards. Even if she's at an Arby's I'm sure she'd somehow win 6 awards. Her stylist gave up a bunch of Adele's style and beauty secrets, including the need for Spanx. From Sunday Mirror via Daily Mail:
She always wears Spanx on the red carpet. Good underwear is really important, it smoothes you out.
Adele always wants to wear black because she loves Johnny Cash and he wore black. She also loves June Carter Cash because she a...
UPDATE 5/27/2013: Bynes is, of course, saying that she didn't tweet any of that to Rihanna. Here is her tweeted explanation:
I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I'm followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I'm sure we'll be in a music video together one day! That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's ...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob's solo single time. According to a whole mess of "sources" they're just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry's bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it's not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together...I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:
... actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy'...
Kelly Osbourne never really bothered me but her interview with Cosmopolitan changed my mind about that. Now I think she's almost insufferable. Really, insufferable is too strong of a word. But look at this from their latest issue,
[On what she wants moving forward in her life] Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I'm fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you're not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. F-ck you. I've got an hour.
What the hell? Mayb...
Justin Bieber is an insufferable neighbor, with all the spitting on people and insane parties, but none of that even compares to his new alleged activity: riding around on Segways, smoking pot. Brilliant. If this is what you do in your spare time, you have too much money. It's not that this behavior tops anything else -- it's just that it's f-cking hilarious. From TMZ:
... neighbors tell us they saw him over the long weekend riding a Segway and smoking a joint ... smack in front of neighborh...
Roman Polanski, sadly known more for being a child rapist than for his films, said a lot of befuddling things about women at Cannes. His words would be a lot more offensive if they weren't so hilarious, hilarious because of how confusing and bizarre they are. From Breitbart:
(AP) CANNES, France--Roman Polanski says the birth control pill has had a "masculinizing" effect on women.
The director said the pill has "changed the place of women in our times," while talking to reporters Saturday ...
This was too stupid not to share. Here's a blind item directly from our own source. It is the stupidest blind item ever.
Which mega performer has to have major poop privacy? After playing a huge venue, she made an unscheduled stop into the media room, with 2 handlers. The room was still filled with writers and bloggers when one handler asked the other if he "had to go that bad". He shook his head and gestured it was the pop princess who needed to use the restroom. They then made it clear that...
Cynthia Nixon, who played Miranda in the Sex and the City television show and subsequent 3 movies, has a new outlook on the first Sex and the City film, and it's not very positive. Though she is still "'proud of what [the show] did for women'" she expressed disappointment over certain aspects of the film. Via ONTD:
I remember when we screened the first movie in London, when Mr. Big shows Carrie that closet he’s built for her and the entire audience clapped. I found that devastating. Maybe ...
Lena Dunham is one of those figures (and no pun intended, I'm not talking about her body though lord knows that gets talked about more than her body of work) that really divides people into hate and love. Some start hating and then start loving. Some loved from the beginning. And some just really hate. Some hate so much that they hope she gets cancer. From her twitter:
(It reads "Just an FYI to conservative dudes tweeting hate at me: 'I hope you get breast cancer' is way more offensi...
Aaron Paul, AKA Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad, AKA the one on breaking bad who says, "Yo, Mr. White!" and "bitch" (but does it so well), got married this weekend. I think Aaron Paul is really attractive. And I think he's a great actor. So good for him and stuff on finding happiness with another human being. He married some chick named Lauren Parsekian. They met at Coachella (LOL) and judging from this photo got married in the middle of a goddamn magical forest.
His tux is by Burberry (nice!)...
Gwyneth Paltrow AKA The Most Beautiful Woman In The World smells like really bad you guys, okay? That's what some people were saying about her at The Met Ball. Which would explain why Ms. Paltrow was having such an oh-so-terrible time. She did say it was "boiling". From The National Enquirer, a "close source" (GET IT?) says,
Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose. It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think s...
Bill Clinton had fun this weekend. Last time we saw Dear Bill he was hanging out with a much younger actress. Former President Clinton posed here on stage with I Dream of Jeannie's Barbara Eden at the Life Ball in Vienna. Ms. Eden is 78, 78! Good for her. She looks rad. The Life Ball is a huge charity event held in Europe that raises funds for HIV and AIDS awareness. None of this explains why there was an I Dream of Jeannie theme. Oh but wait, another treat! Pregnant Fergie with Barbara Eden! Who else...
Adele is often seen in black dresses, usually with an armful of awards. Even if she's at an Arby's I'm sure she'd somehow win 6 awards. Her stylist gave up a bunch of Adele's style and beauty secrets, including the need for Spanx. From Sunday Mirror via Daily Mail:
She always wears Spanx on the red carpet. Good underwear is really important, it smoothes you out.
Adele always wants to wear black because she loves Johnny Cash and he wore black. She also loves June Carter Cash because she a...
UPDATE 5/27/2013: Bynes is, of course, saying that she didn't tweet any of that to Rihanna. Here is her tweeted explanation:
I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I'm followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I'm sure we'll be in a music video together one day! That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's ...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob's solo single time. According to a whole mess of "sources" they're just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry's bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it's not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together...I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:
... actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy'...