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Demi Lovato’s Parents Told Her She Wasn’t Allowed To Kill Herself

demi lovato on x factor Demi Lovato has gone through some pretty difficult stuff in her life. Apparently she's struggled with depression for a very long time -- since the age of 7. (She's also said she's had body dysmorphia since age 3.) And here comes one of the more bizarre things I've ever heard of: her parents made her, at age 7, sign a contract that she would not kill herself. Um, what? From E Online: The principal called my parents and made me sign this suicide contract saying that I would not kill myself. They...

Blind Item About Miley And Liam?

miley liam split Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have got to be the most annoying on-again off-again couple in history (though Kristen/Rob and Rihanna/Chris could definitely take that title). So when I saw this blind item I thought, this has to be about them. From Blind Gossip: Just a few weeks ago, this on-again, off-again young celebrity couple was acting as if everything was on again. They were seen together, all cute and cuddly and romantic. Sweet, right? And, of course, it’s purely coincidental timing that they got back together again just before she had a new project to promote, and that he is b...

Khloe Kardashian Blabs About Her Mom’s Marriage On Jay Leno

khloe kardashian with bruce jenner at  a pet store in bel air Khloe Kardashian doesn't do anything interesting. When she does something semi-interesting, she's fired from it. So really she has nothing to talk about when she's on a talk show, which is probably why she decided to discuss her mom's questionable marriage to anime character Bruce Jenner. Who am I kidding, Kris probably demanded she talk about it. Kris needs any kind of publicity she can get for her up-and-coming yet soon-to-be-cancelled talk show. So Khloe got on Leno's show and hinted that maybe Kris and Bruce aren't totally h...

Carey Mulligan As Hillary Clinton? Probably The Best Choice Yet

carey mulligan hillary clinton movie There was all kinds of nonsense that Scarlett Johansson was in the running to play Hillary Rodham Clinton, which is ridiculous for so many reasons, but I think the most important reason to remember is that Ms. Johansson really can't act worth a damn. Lost In Translation? Great. Any role more complicated than Lost In Translation? Not so great. Her facial expressions are dull and her line delivery is like hearing the beautiful, majestic orcas cooing under the ocean. According to The Hollywood Report, Ca...

Paris Jackson Called A Suicide Hotline And Left A Goodbye Note

paris jackson twitter photo Paris Jackson was taken to the hospital for a rumored suicide attempt that is nearly confirmed. And more details have emerged. I want to hug this girl. Apparently before her attempt she called a suicide hotline and wrote a suicide note. From TMZ: Paris Jackson left a suicide note and then cut her arm with a meat cleaver ... TMZ has learned. Sources with an intimate knowledge of the situation tell TMZ ... Michael Jackson's daughter called a suicide hotline and the person on the other end ...

Which Actor Has A “Secret Baby”?

dinosaur baby There's a blind item going around from Allie Is Wired that an actor in a big film franchise has a "secret baby". Secret Baby is a great name for a band. Let's take a look: Which actor in a big film franchise is battling baby daddy problems? She was happy to keep her pregnancy and his identity a secret for a few years, but now she wants him to be a part of the kid’s life. Things aren’t going well. He wants to maintain their current arrangement where she gets to dip into his bank vaul...

David Lynch And Lykke Li Teaming Up For A New Album

filmmaker david lynch David Lynch doesn't do a whole lot of stuff lately, aside from the odd meet-up with Russell Brand, so when he announces a project, I'm all up on it. So this is for the rest of you David Lynch fans, all 4 (maybe 5?) of you. Filmmaker David Lynch released a music album (loose definition of "music") in 2011 titled "Crazy Clown Time" (no, really.) This time he's going to work with indie darling Lykke Li. There's also going to be a Bob Dylan cover. Some more details from The Guardian: Whereas Lync...

Did Paris Jackson Attempt Suicide Over Marilyn Manson???

paris jackson 2013 Paris Jackson, daughter of Michael, was rushed to the hospital this morning amid rumors of an attempted suicide. Though anyone who attempts suicide can likely attest it's for a number of reasons, TMZ suggest it may have stemmed from frustration over a Marilyn Manson concert. Here is TMZ's timeline: Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday morning, and sources tell us it was a suicide attempt. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house [note: this is not her grandmot...

Kelly Preston On John Travolta: “He’ll destroy me if I leave him!”

kelly preston john travolta 2013 The National Enquirer is more invested in John Travolta and Kelly Preston's marriage than John Travolta and Kelly Preston AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT. No one cares more about "Kelly's woes" than the fine people at the NE. Here's the latest in what they're saying Ms. Preston allegedly said about her totally straight husband: “While John is desperate to keep up the facade of a happy family, Kelly can’t take the lies anymore. “She gamely played along when John dragged her and their little b...

Debbie Reynolds Tells Jennifer Aniston How It Really Is

debbie reynolds book signing 2013 Jennifer Aniston will be forever linked to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, so I hope she and the soon-to-be Mr. Aniston are okay with that. Even Debbie Reynolds brought up the legendary love triangle in an interview she did with The Sun. She likes the Anison/Pitt/Jolie mess to her own legendary love triangle. From The Sun: I wish I could have been more enlightened at 18 and learned more about men because I could have avoided all the traps. My first husband ran off with Elizabeth Taylor. A l...

This Is How You Get To Dress When You’re A Celebrity: Rihanna Edition

rihanna white outfit paris chanel Rihanna decided to go shopping in Paris dressed like a yacht captain after a successful raid at a knock-off Chanel stand in NYC's Chinatown. You know that all her Chanel jewelry is real, but combined with her gold platform Sporty Spice sneakers and tube top, and long hot pink acrylic nails, the whole thing looks so tacky and questionable. But when you're a huge celeb like Rihanna, you can wear whatever the hell you want and your people aren't going to tell you that you look ridiculous. Sure, if you're a common person you can also wear...

Ladies And Gentlemen: Celebrities In Bikinis

[Image removed upon request] Bikini season is upon us. 'Tis the time of year where we get to see "BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013" splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of "HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!" So let's get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn't and let's cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly. Read More />[Image removed upon request] Bikini season is upon us. 'Tis the time of year where we get to see "BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013" splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of "HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!" So let's get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn't and let's cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great,...