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Old School Gossip: Marilyn Monroe Murder Rumors Return!

marilyn monroe in 1950 by edward clark Marilyn Monroe's death has been long disputed -- was it suicide, accidental, or murder? It's been a few years now, so new "evidence" of Ms. Monroe's "murder" was bound to surface, because people will never tire of Monroe gossip, or of making money off her in some way. And now we have some "secret tapes" that just resurfaced, with the source claiming, "I listened to Marilyn Monroe die.” I've changed my mind over the years, going back and forth from thinking suicide to accident, and then brie...

Kanye’s Really Close To A Meltdown

kanye west NYC Kanye West is getting fed up with being followed around by photographers, and I don't blame him, he's living a quiet, normal life and isn't dating someone world famous who hungers for publicity. Ha, sarcasm is great! Mr. West has hinted that he wants to move to France where paparazzi aren't as invasive, and where his chances of being attacked by street signs are significantly lower. This, combined with the fighting and tension between he and Kris Jenner, could lead to a meltdown for this "...

This Is The Best Photo We Have Of Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Together

bjork concert Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been linked together as a possible new couple, because they like the same music and thus wind up at the same shows, but obviously this means they are in love and seeing each other secretly and the reason for the big Twilight break-up. Ms. Perry and Sad Rob were both spotted at the Bjork concert, and the Daily Mail provided us with the only photo of them together that we have aside from this one. They arrived separately and left the same way. Are they doing it? I don't know, but the...

Another Harry Potter Kid Is Coming To American TV

draco malfoy Harry Potter's bros are taking off into the exciting world of American television. Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) got his own show, and now Potter's nemesis, Draco Malfoy, (Tom Felton) is following. He will totally do whatever Rupert does. Mr. Felton will co-star in a TNT show about murder or some shit. I'm gonna let this article from Deadline take over with the details: British actor Tom Felton, best known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies, has joined the cast of TNT’s ...

Lady Gaga Makes An (Almost) Normal Bridesmaid

lady gaga bridesmaid Lady Gaga is in the news lately for what she's been wearing, but unlike her usual "I am basically wearing a palm tree" or "I am wearing a giant Pikachu costume as designed by Versace" she's been photographed in normal attire, like a regular bikini and now, a non-flashy, normal, pink bridesmaid gown. Well, almost non-flashy. The J.Lo deep v-cut is a little attention grabbing. But I've seen wedding photos of bridesmaids in more revealing attire. Ms. Gaga's longtime friend got married in Mexico over the weekend. Hope her friend didn't mind t...

Ryan Gosling May Have Made A Huge Mistake

the place beyond the pines premiere Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating and every time I realize this I am surprised. It's like when you remember an actor who was in a film you saw a long time ago and think, "Oh wow, that's right, I totally forgot he was in that." They're also working together. Mr. Gosling is directing his girlfriend in his film How To Catch A Monster that is not based on a Goosebumps book but really should be. And in the words of the Bluth family he might be thinking, "...I've made a huge mistake." From National En...

Jane Lynch Divorces Wife Of 3 Years

jane lynch divorcing Jane Lynch is a busy woman with all the Broadway acting and brilliant future as a rapper, but the latest thing on her to-do list isn't fun: she's getting divorced. She and Dr. Lara Embry were married for 3 years. They wed on labor day in an intimate ceremony in Massachusetts, where gay marriage is legal. Here's her statement from People, via TMZ: Lara and I have decided to end our marriage. This has been a difficult decision for us as we care very deeply about one another. Just once I would love to see a divorce statement that is 100% brutal honesty. ...

So Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow And Taylor Swift Are BFF Now

gwyneth paltrow taylor swift friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Taylor Swift are apparently BFF now and let me tell you something, if this was all one big high school cafeteria, I would avoid the everloving f-ck out of their table. Gwyneth, over a plate of aubergines, would be complaining about how embarrassing it is to beautiful, as Taylor would eagerly nod her head and then ask if she should send another "Do you like me? Check 'yes' 'no' 'maybe'" note to the cute guy in geometry. According to Fishwrapper, During a recent perform...

John Malkovich Proves That Smoking Cigarettes Saves Lives

John Malkovich warm bodies premiere John Malkovich can be a creepy son of a gun but when blood is spurting out of your neck as you lie helplessly in the street, you'd be really happy to see his face standing over you. Jim Walpole, a 77-year-old guy from Ohio, certainly was. Mr. Walpole and his wife, Marilyn, were walking down the street when Walpole tripped and severely cut himself. And who happened to be taking a cigarette break when this occurred and was thus ready to spring to action? John Malkovich. He and Heidi Klum should ...

Linda Cardellini Is A Vampire

linda cardellini lindsay weir Linda Cardellini AKA Lindsay Weir of Freaks and Geeks and Sylvia of Mad Men obviously got bitten by a vampire sometime in the early '00s, because I have no other explanation for why she doesn't age. She's 37. That's 37. As in, not 27. Which is what she looks. Tops. They make her look so much older on Mad Men, but everyone looks older on Mad Men. Such is the style. Anyway, the lovely Ms. Cardellini announced her engagement to some dude named Steven Rodriguez. I tried to figure out what he does but I'm ...

Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Are Out Of Control

justin bieber billboard awards Justin Bieber, for once, isn't to blame for this one. Well, that we're aware of. It's his bodyguards who are causing problems. Apparently they're under investigation (and not for the first time) for battery. We all know Bieber isn't capable of beating "the f-ck" out of someone, no matter what he says. Here's the story from TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Bieber and co. were at a hookah lounge in Hollywood when someone -- not a paparazzo, just a regular person -- tried to snap a pic o...

Ryan Seacrest And Jennifer Lopez Had A Super Secret Meeting

Jennifer Lopez "Chime For Change: The Sound Of Change Live" Concert American Idol is going through some major changes. Some of these changes include getting rid of pretty much everyone and getting new judges. Jennifer Hudson is a rumored choice, but the producers may be going back to an old favorite...Jennifer Lopez. How else to explain this ~~super secret~~ meeting between Ryan Seacrest and JLo? RadarOnline has an exclusive: Jennifer Lopez  and Ryan Seacrest held what was supposed to be a top-secret meeting on Friday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The pair met up at...