Kate Upton is a very attractive woman who is called fat by people who do not understand what the word fat means. When these photos came out of Ms. Upton shooting her film debut in The Other Woman alongside super old actress Cameron Diaz, I was ready for the internet to call her fat, which is what they did to Lady Gaga. However, so far, I do not think anyone on the internet has looked at these photos and called her fat. Not a single person. Yes, I am exaggerating. But I remain hopeful and optim...
Sharon Osbourne kicked husband Ozzy out of their house because he apparently started using drugs and alcohol again. In April she said,
We’re not getting divorced. However, am I happy? No. Am I upset? Yes, I am — I’m devastated right now. He’s been using alcohol and prescription drugs for the last year-and-a-half…and he has been in a very dark place.
Good news for them and all you fans of celebrity couples who don't get divorced -- they're moving back in together. All aboard the crazy ...
True Blood is back and I will continue to be a fan and not watch it. Because as a fan, I can't bear to see what they did to it. Honestly I was side-eying the show way back when someone decided in season 2, "We're going to make this very campy from now on" and delivered like Kim Kardashian. I had to give up when vampire Jesus came to town.
The show still has a devoted fan base, especially for Joe Manganiello, who plays Alcide the werewolf. In a Starbucks I saw what I thought was a promo sh...
Britney Spears has a smurfy new song for the new Smurfs movie that's kind of a big load of smurf. But she may not have dropped this load of smurf all by herself. Lots of people have pointed out that Ms. Spears' song, "Ooh La La" sounds a lot like Madonna's song "Superstar", from her 2012 album MDNA. People are probably only noticing this just now because no one bought Madonna's album, let's be real. Madonna wrote and produced "Superstar", along with ardy "Indigo" Muanza and Michael Malih.
...
My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I don't think any of us saw this coming. How could we? Why would we think that a 29 18-year living Barbie would shy away from cosmetic producers? Actually on a less sarcastic note, she did just say in an interview with E Online,
I absolutely love my body and everything ...
Charlie Sheen is on the warpath, everyone. After (justifiably but still) flipping out over Farrah Abraham's antics, he's now turning his crazy warlock ass on Selma Blair. Ms. Blair has been acting on his show, Anger Management, but now he wants her fired. And he wants alleged roller-skating super bitch Mila Kunis. From TMZ:
We're told it all started when Selma complained to "AM" execs that Charlie was a menace to work with -- claiming he's late all the time and has a shoddy work ethic.
Pro...
Amanda Bynes had an interesting weekend. Apparently she did up Atlantic City in the Bynesiest of ways, with wig-wearing and chicken-dancing. From Radaronline via New York Daily News:
According to Radar Online, the 27-year-old was “stumbling and reeks of alcohol,” and she flipped out on a dad when he attempted to snap a photo of her.
“She started yelling at my dad and lunging at him,” Brett Cohen told Radar Online. “I told her, ‘Amanda, you can’t do that. Leave him alone,’ and she just fre...
Here at Evil Beet, we spend a lot of time online, so it's only natural that one of us would wind up buying an Amanda Bynes t-shirt. And maybe one of us is saving up for the Amanda Bynes hoodie.
We're going to try a new thing at Evil Beet where we show you some of our favorite stuff. Starting with this incredible Amanda Bynes tee, "Bow Down" by HardcorSophomor for Red Bubble.
The shirt comes in a variety of cuts, styles, sizes, and colors. Your typical T-shirt style starts at $24.54. A hoodi...
Natalie Portman apparently signed on to Dare Me, a film described as "Heathers meets Fight Club with teenager cheerleaders" (from Deadline via Huffington Post). There's no word on who Ms. Portman would play or anything about her character. Though the film centers on teenagers, it seems unlikely she would play one, as she is now 32. However, her Oscar winning role in Black Swan was that of a early-to-mid 20 something, so I guess anything is possible. Here are some older actresses who have played teens...
Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham were sending some flirty, cinge worthy texts about meeting up (but NOT for coffee). I was hoping that the texts were real, and it turns out that they are, because Mr. Sheen found out that Ms. Abraham leaked the texts to TMZ, and he is not okay with it. With the help of an 8th grader, he wrote a very scathing letter. From TMZ:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and ...
Sean Kingston had that incredibly catchy song about being suicidal over beautiful girls -- damn all them -- and what I knew him for up until last night. Now I know him for that and for someone who almost drove drunk but didn't because they were hounded by TMZ paparazzi. Good job, TMZ, for saving a celebrity instead of pissing them off.
Yo Sean Kingston left a club in what TMZ describes as an " intoxicated" state, when,
[he] JUMPED out of the driver's seat so a sober person could take the...
Melissa McCarthy finally responded to some horrid statements film critic Rex Reed made about her --specifically her body -- in February. Here's a sample of his "film review":
Melissa McCarthy is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious.
He also called her "tractor-sized" and "a female hippo." (At least he said female, right? Thanks for specifying, Rex.) He then went on to defend his statements. He tried to make it seem like he was talking about a greater iss...
Kate Upton is a very attractive woman who is called fat by people who do not understand what the word fat means. When these photos came out of Ms. Upton shooting her film debut in The Other Woman alongside super old actress Cameron Diaz, I was ready for the internet to call her fat, which is what they did to Lady Gaga. However, so far, I do not think anyone on the internet has looked at these photos and called her fat. Not a single person. Yes, I am exaggerating. But I remain hopeful and optim...
Sharon Osbourne kicked husband Ozzy out of their house because he apparently started using drugs and alcohol again. In April she said,
We’re not getting divorced. However, am I happy? No. Am I upset? Yes, I am — I’m devastated right now. He’s been using alcohol and prescription drugs for the last year-and-a-half…and he has been in a very dark place.
Good news for them and all you fans of celebrity couples who don't get divorced -- they're moving back in together. All aboard the crazy ...
True Blood is back and I will continue to be a fan and not watch it. Because as a fan, I can't bear to see what they did to it. Honestly I was side-eying the show way back when someone decided in season 2, "We're going to make this very campy from now on" and delivered like Kim Kardashian. I had to give up when vampire Jesus came to town.
The show still has a devoted fan base, especially for Joe Manganiello, who plays Alcide the werewolf. In a Starbucks I saw what I thought was a promo sh...
Britney Spears has a smurfy new song for the new Smurfs movie that's kind of a big load of smurf. But she may not have dropped this load of smurf all by herself. Lots of people have pointed out that Ms. Spears' song, "Ooh La La" sounds a lot like Madonna's song "Superstar", from her 2012 album MDNA. People are probably only noticing this just now because no one bought Madonna's album, let's be real. Madonna wrote and produced "Superstar", along with ardy "Indigo" Muanza and Michael Malih.
...
My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I don't think any of us saw this coming. How could we? Why would we think that a 29 18-year living Barbie would shy away from cosmetic producers? Actually on a less sarcastic note, she did just say in an interview with E Online,
I absolutely love my body and everything ...
Charlie Sheen is on the warpath, everyone. After (justifiably but still) flipping out over Farrah Abraham's antics, he's now turning his crazy warlock ass on Selma Blair. Ms. Blair has been acting on his show, Anger Management, but now he wants her fired. And he wants alleged roller-skating super bitch Mila Kunis. From TMZ:
We're told it all started when Selma complained to "AM" execs that Charlie was a menace to work with -- claiming he's late all the time and has a shoddy work ethic.
Pro...
Amanda Bynes had an interesting weekend. Apparently she did up Atlantic City in the Bynesiest of ways, with wig-wearing and chicken-dancing. From Radaronline via New York Daily News:
According to Radar Online, the 27-year-old was “stumbling and reeks of alcohol,” and she flipped out on a dad when he attempted to snap a photo of her.
“She started yelling at my dad and lunging at him,” Brett Cohen told Radar Online. “I told her, ‘Amanda, you can’t do that. Leave him alone,’ and she just fre...
Here at Evil Beet, we spend a lot of time online, so it's only natural that one of us would wind up buying an Amanda Bynes t-shirt. And maybe one of us is saving up for the Amanda Bynes hoodie.
We're going to try a new thing at Evil Beet where we show you some of our favorite stuff. Starting with this incredible Amanda Bynes tee, "Bow Down" by HardcorSophomor for Red Bubble.
The shirt comes in a variety of cuts, styles, sizes, and colors. Your typical T-shirt style starts at $24.54. A hoodi...
Natalie Portman apparently signed on to Dare Me, a film described as "Heathers meets Fight Club with teenager cheerleaders" (from Deadline via Huffington Post). There's no word on who Ms. Portman would play or anything about her character. Though the film centers on teenagers, it seems unlikely she would play one, as she is now 32. However, her Oscar winning role in Black Swan was that of a early-to-mid 20 something, so I guess anything is possible. Here are some older actresses who have played teens...
Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham were sending some flirty, cinge worthy texts about meeting up (but NOT for coffee). I was hoping that the texts were real, and it turns out that they are, because Mr. Sheen found out that Ms. Abraham leaked the texts to TMZ, and he is not okay with it. With the help of an 8th grader, he wrote a very scathing letter. From TMZ:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and ...
Sean Kingston had that incredibly catchy song about being suicidal over beautiful girls -- damn all them -- and what I knew him for up until last night. Now I know him for that and for someone who almost drove drunk but didn't because they were hounded by TMZ paparazzi. Good job, TMZ, for saving a celebrity instead of pissing them off.
Yo Sean Kingston left a club in what TMZ describes as an " intoxicated" state, when,
[he] JUMPED out of the driver's seat so a sober person could take the...
Melissa McCarthy finally responded to some horrid statements film critic Rex Reed made about her --specifically her body -- in February. Here's a sample of his "film review":
Melissa McCarthy is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious.
He also called her "tractor-sized" and "a female hippo." (At least he said female, right? Thanks for specifying, Rex.) He then went on to defend his statements. He tried to make it seem like he was talking about a greater iss...