Today's Evil Beet Gossip

GREAT NEWS: LANA DEL REY IS JUST LIKE MOST OF US!

Lana Del Rey shot a new video today and UK's Huffington Post managed to get a photo of her sitting down revealing her not completely flat stomach. Yes, Lana Del Rey has rolls just like us. They're not big. But I'll take them. Because I am one of those people who thinks that Lana Del Rey is stunning, gorgeous, and flawless. There are people who think she is bizarre, repulsive, and plastic-looking. I really don't understand how anyone could think she isn't beautiful, but everyone has their own opinion and that's what makes us all so very wonderful and special. Basically it makes me happy to see that her midsection isn't taught, tight, and rife with abs. She is beautiful. Anyone here manage to keep their goals and be ~~bikini ready~~ for summer? I was for about 3 weeks. />Lana Del Rey shot a new video today and UK's Huffington Post managed to get a photo of her sitting down revealing her not completely flat stomach. Yes, Lana Del Rey has rolls just like us. They're not big. But I'll take them. Because I am one of those people who thinks that Lana Del Rey is stunning, gorgeous, and flawless. There are people who think she is bizarre, repulsive, and plastic-looking. I really don't understand how anyone could think she isn't beautiful, but everyone has their own opinion and that's what makes us all so very wonderful and special. Basically it makes me happy to ...

Lady Gaga Shows Up At Gay Pride Rally; Looks Different

lady gaga gay pride speech Lady Gaga hasn't been doing a whole lot lately, leaving people to wonder if she's "over." She's been recovering from some pretty intense surgery, leaving her in fancy-ass wheelchairs, so that could be a big part of it. And despite that, she's STILL wearing heels, as she did when she showed up for the NYC Gay Pride Rally. Here's some info from MTV about what she did: Gagaloo didn't just show up, though. She spoke out in celebration of the Supreme Court's decision to rule the Defense of Marri...

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Move To A Land Without Paparazzi

lindsay lohan scary movie 5 Lindsay Lohan is done with rehab in August -- my how the time flies -- and she's making some pretty grand plans for herself, like thinking about moving to a place where there aren't swarms of paparazzi. Oh come on. Seriously. Seriously, Lindsay? Seriously? Come on. Come on, Lindsay. Lindsay. Come on now. According to TMZ: ... we've learned [Lohan] plans to go deep into hiding after she gets out of rehab in August ... to maintain her sobriety. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realize...

Brooke Hogan Is Engaged — This Is A Special Moment

brooke hogan engaged vegas bellagio Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, is engaged to be married. She is engaged to Dallas Cowboys player Phil Costa. They got engaged in Las Vegas. More from US Weekly: The former VHI reality star, 25, posted a photo of the proposal on her Instagram page. In the pic, Costa, 25, is seen on one knee, presenting a ring to a shocked-looking Brooke, who has her hand covering her mouth. The Paris Hotel's mock Eiffel Towel glows behind them, so it seems the engagement happened on a balcony at the Bella...

Jessica Simpson Gives Birth – Yeehaw!

jessica simpson pregnant Jessica Simpson, after what felt like a year-long pregnancy, gave birth a baby boy. He was then promptly named Ace Knute Johnson, according to TMZ. Man, that kid is gonna be such a good race car driver. The baby's father is Eric Johnson. They have 1 previous child together, a daughter named Maxwell. I made a congratulations card for Ms. Simpson. Here it is: I worked at least 2 minutes on this....

Jared Leto Makes A Pretty Girl On The Cover Of Candy Magazine

jared leto in drag Jared Leto is a beautiful man, so it's not surprising that he makes a beautiful woman. Here he is on the cover of the summer 2013 edition of Candy magazine. People are saying he looks like Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel. I'm getting more of a Goldie Hawn circa Laugh-In vibe. Terry Richardson is credited with taking the photo. Not surprised. This has his look all over it. I guess he is the only photographer left in the world, as I see his work pretty much everywhere for everything and everyone in Hollywood. Here's another photo of Mr...

Kris Jenner Explains The Reason For The Name North West

kris jenner today show Kris Jenner is undoubtedly excited as hell to give the world insider info about her new granddaughter. On The View, she shared with us lucky commoners the reasoning behind Kim and Kanye's decision to name their baby North, thus making the baby's full name North West. Here's what this gorgeous human being had to say, via Los Angeles Times: You know, I love the name North. I'm pro-North, absolutely. The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means highest power and she says that North is their highest point toget...

Facebook Bad For Paris Jackson

paris jackson twitter photo Paris Jackson has been recuperating from a suicide attempt earlier this month. While we have stories about what exactly happened we don't know for sure, although we're getting another piece. Facebook may have had something to do with it, specifically, cyber bullying. From TMZ: Sources closely connected to Paris tell TMZ ... the 15-year-old has been reeling from comments left on her Facebook page --- many about Michael Jackson and his lifestyle.  Some of the comments involve the various...

Holly Madison’s Engagement Ring Is F-cking Insane

holly madison engagement ring twitter instagram Why do I keep blogging about Holly Madison? She doesn't do shit. And yet...I can't stop. Especially not with this story about her engagement ring. Which is 18 carats. EIGHTEEN F-CKING CARATS. This is what a 1 carat diamond ring looks like: That's from a jewelry website called EveAllure. So if that's 1 carat, image WTF 18 carats looks like. OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, HERE IT IS: THAT SHIT EXTENDS BEYOND HER KNUCKLE. Bitch is wearing a DIAMOND HOUSE on her finger. Yeah, that doesn't really make sense. WHATEVER. She gave details to People. T...

Chris Brown Keeps F-cking Up

chris brown Chris Brown, aside from the fact that he's Chris Brown, has been running to a lot of problems lately. There's the woman who alleged he beat her up, and now there's the woman who alleged Brown pulled a hit and run. Remember when Brown hit a woman (with his car)? She's claiming he gave her fake info when they pulled over. TMZ has the whole Chris Brown-y story. Chris Brown has been charged with criminal hit-and-run ... TMZ has learned. We've learned the L.A. City Attorney has filed 2 criminal charges agains...

Apparently That’s Scarlett Johansson On The Cover Of French Vanity Fair

scarlett johansson cover vanity fair france Scarlett Johansson hasn't been very interesting in a while, but good for her. She's working and splitting her time between here and Paris, where she lives with her French boyfriend, captain douche creative agency manager Romain Dauriac. I guess because she's très French she was selected to be the cover girl of the first ever French Vanity Fair. I don't think I've ever seen better uncanny valley CGI work than whatever Scarlett Johansson this is. It's like they got Pixar to do this one. ...

Presenting A Pre-Plastic Courtney Stodden

courtney stodden before plastic surgery Courtney Stodden wasn't born looking like pure poetry. Nay. At one point, she was but mere mortal. The sight is alarming. A plastic surgery and heavy make-up free Stodden kind of looked like Ke$ha. E Online was gracious enough to share these photos with us. As you look through them, I recommend listening to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s [gallery columns="9" ids="134811,134812,134813,134814,134815,134816,134817,134818,134819,134820,134821"]...