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50 Cent Could Go To Jail For 5 Years For Attacking Ex-Girlfriend

50 cent mark wahlberg 50 Cent AKA Curtis Jackson was charged with attacking his ex-girlfriend -- great move! Nice job! Not only did he attack her but he also allegedly trashed her apartment. From The Huffington Post: Curtis Jackson was charged with domestic violence and four counts of vandalism in papers filed Monday. If convicted, he faces up to five years in jail and $46,000 in fines. Jackson had already left when officers arrived June 23 at a Toluca Lake condo belonging to a woman who had a baby with him, police said. During an argument, the woman told police, Jackson began destroying ...

Racist Big Brother Cast Members Fired From Day Jobs

ginamarie zimmerman big brother racist Big Brother has been under fire for its recent cast members being racist homophobic jerks. Their 24 live hour feed from the house revealed some, shall we say, less than flattering sides of its inhabitants. GinaMarie Zimmerman and Aaryn Gries in particular. Zimmerman is the one who referred to welfare as "n*****insurance." Gries was the one who said, of a black cast member, "be careful what you say in the dark; you might not be able to see that bitch." should Turns out that's actually not a ...

Jennifer Aniston Is Too Delicate For Big Macs

Spike TV's Guys Choice 2013 jennifer aniston Jennifer Aniston gave me serious Gwyneth feelings when she told NY Mag's The Cut (via Daily Mail) how awful it felt to eat a Big Mac. Okay, look, I don't feel like wearing a bikini and running in a field after I eat a Big Mac, but I don't all get smarmy and high and mighty over it either. You eat it, it's delicious, you hate yourself, you get over it, you do it again. This is the ritual, Aniston. I'll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. [False, this so never happened, come on. You went on a road trip? When the hell did you have time to go on a road trip? I'm sorr...

Matthew Perry Says Starring On Friends Was “A Very Lonely Time” Because Of His Addictions

Clinton Global Initiative University drug misuse Matthew Perry needs to get a show that sticks, I swear to God. Why is no one appreciating this man's talent? Can we just give Matthew Perry a show titled Can We Just Give Matthew Perry A Show in which Matthew Perry tries to get a show? He's good beyond being Chandler Bing. Didn't feel very good to him though. Perry's been very open about his various substance abuse problems while filming Friends. Here's the latest, from what he told People magazine (some via Daily Mail): [I was] never high...

Russell Brand Is “Devastated” By Katy Perry’s Comments On Their Divorce

katy-perry-russell-brand Katy Perry made some recent comments to Vogue magazine about her divorce to Russell Brand, namely that the last time she communicated with him was when he asked her for a divorce via text. This "devastated" him. Here's why, from The Huffington Post: He’s devastated by what Katy has said, given that they’ve been in contact on numerous occasions. He can’t understand why she would say all these things. A few things can happen now: -- Katy Perry says she was misquoted. -- Russell Bra...

Lena Dunham Almost Bought A $20,554.39 Couch

lena dunham girls Lena Dunham And Kirsten Dunst are are two of the celebrities who bravely participated in Miranda July's latest project: sharing celebrities' personal emails about finances. Dunham reveals that she was looking to purchase a couch from Sweden, but backed out. From Eonline: The email, dated April 2, 2013, shows her assistant explaining the cost of the Josef Frank-designed Liljevalch Sofa. "The price to make the Liljevalch Sofa is $14,878.93 plus the fabric which is $283.56 per meter and we woul...

Is CBS Too “Meh” About Racial Insensitivity On Big Brother?

big brother season 15 cast What the hell is going on on Big Brother? The American version from CBS, in addition to the network reality show, has a 24-hour live feed that airs on CBS.com and some pretty crazy, offensive racist crap is being said all over the place. Crap like, and thanks to Reality Blurred for these, GinaMarie said that, because of her income level, she receives “n***** insurance”. She also said that Helen, who’s Asian, “should be kissing our ass and serving us some f-cking rice.” Aaryn s...

Lindsay Lohan Made It To 27!!

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan turns 27 today! She did it! She made it! And she's celebrating her birthday in rehab. And weirdly, she's tweeting happy birthday to herself. She also tweeted a thank you to her fans for the birthday wishes, and added a "#teamlohan". No. Team Tara. Eonline posted an article titled "Find Out How Lindsay Lohan Is Spending Her 27th Birthday!" that was then weirdly taken down. Hmmm. Curious! What are your favorite Lindsay Lohan memories? Let's share. Gosh, there's so many. ...

Lou Reed Says Kanye’s New Album Has “Beauty And Greatness”

lou reed nyc 2013 Lou Reed, now a gentle poet in his golden years, has high praise for Kanye West and his latest album, "Yeezus". Lou Reed is great. I mean, in theory. He used to be great. He's okay now. I would go to brunch with him. Here's what he said about Kanye's music, via ContactMusic.com. And there's a lot of praise. Maybe this will finally lift Kanye's low self-esteem. There are moments of supreme beauty and greatness on this record, and then some of it is the same old shit. But the guy really, really, really is t...

Toxicology Results Are In: Drugs Killed Chris Kelly

chris kelly kriss kross Chris Kelly, of Kriss Kross, died suddenly in early May of this year. Drugs were immediately named as the cause of death, but it wasn't made official until now, when the toxicology screenings came back. There's not a lot of details on the exact drugs and the amount, but here is what ABC News is reporting: Chris Kelly of the '90s rap duo Kris Kross died of a drug overdose, a medical office investigator said Monday. A toxicology screening revealed that Kelly, 34, had a mixture of drugs in his system...

Is Rihanna Really THIS Bad At Karaoke?

instagram Rihanna apparently got hammered and decided to take on No Doubt's "Don't Speak" at karaoke and the whole thing is like, "Oooohhh, girl don't sing. Don't sing. Don't sing. Don't." And there's video. I don't believe it's Rihanna, it's hard to tell who it really is. There's no closeups. And also, the singer is terrible. Yes, she's drunk. And honestly, I don't like Rihanna's singing voice when she's sober. But is it really possible that Rihanna could be drunk enough to sound this bad? Is there a m...

WTF Of The Day: Wade Robson Says Michael Jackson Had A “Sex Alarm”

Michael_Jackson Wade Robson is still fighting to sue (the very dead) Michael Jackson over child abuse allegations. Mr. Robson says that when he was a child, Mr. Jackson abused him and threatened him to keep quiet. Robson's not stopping there. He claims that Jackson had a special sort of "child sex alarm" -- an alarm near his bedroom that went off if people got too close to Michael while he was abusing children...or something. By the way, the term "sex alarm" and variations of it, are all TMZ's creation. More from TMZ: Michael Jackson went to great lengths to a...