I don't want to stress anyone out about making sure their taxes are done today, but you really gotta get them done. You don't want to be like Michael Lohan (ever, but especially in this case), who currently owes over 12 grand in back taxes to the IRS. Who's going to give him a loan for that? Lindsay? His BFF Jon Gosselin? Perhaps his ex-wife will take pity on him and throw him some change-- OK, OK, now I'm just being mean.
Seriously though, get it done. TurboTax isn't that bad and if you have ...
Kirstie Alley was on Ellen's show today to plug her new show and while she was there she confirmed that her 17-year old son True is engaged to be married. And she's happy for him. Because he's mature.
Kirstie Alley is such a strange creature. She's got this whole "I'm kooky and funny" thing going on, but she's way more kooky than she is funny and sometimes that freaks me out. There's the Scientology thing and then the public battle with her weight and of course, her Twitter has revealed all sorts of crazy that we didn't even know about. But this news seems beyond all that. Who that doesn't liv...
The real Jesse James continued to be unmasked today when it was revealed that the man who cheated on America's sweetheart with troubled gutter rats and posed for photos with Nazi paraphernalia also hates homosexuals. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Jesse James raised snow leopards in his garage just to murder them and throw their bodies in his dumpster without even skinning them for their rare and beautiful fur, so I'm going to file this one under "No Duh", unfortunately.
This in...
My BFF Edward was in Palm Springs all weekend for a huge gay event, The White Party. He was telling me all about it last night and he mentioned that one of the guys he was rolling with the weekend was using Grindr all weekend to meet and hook up with dudes. Basically, you check in with your phone to your location and you can see people who also have Grindr within a 10 mile radius. You can chat until you meet up, and then... ya know. Whatever. Personally we were both a little grossed out by i...
It Turns Out That Rewarding a Deviant With a Reality Television Show Does Not Teach Them Any Lessons
Last summer everyone was talking about the Burglar Bunch, a group of Los Angeles teenagers who broke in to several celebrity homes (Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton, to name a few) to steal clothing, jewelry and other stupid, kind of meaningless shit. Two of the girls involved in the theft, Alexis Neiers and her sister Tess Taylor, were given an E! reality show as a result of all the hoopla, a questionable move but not something completely unheard of for the network. One word: Ta...
"No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)"
- Jim Carrey chimes in on the Tiger scandal via Twitter.
So let me get this straight: Because of the sheer number of women that he slept with, there's no way that an athlete who travels for much of the year and has plenty of money to make his problems disappear could have managed to hide his affairs from his wife? I gotta go ahead and say that that's a pretty...
Here's a list of people I don't want at my funeral: Judy Haim, Corey Feldman, Todd Bridges, Baywatch's Nicole Eggert, Teen Witch star Robyn Lively and former Playmate Julie McCullough. We clear? OK, that being said, that's the exact list of people who gathered at a Marina Del Ray restaurant to pay their respects to their recently deceased friend, Corey Haim.
Another attendee, Kristy Swanson, spoke to People and said the following of the memorial dinner:
"It was like a reunion. Robyn b...
Hayden Panettiere and her boxing champ boyfriend Wladimir Klitskco were photographed grabbing coffee this morning and I have to ask, "Oh my God, Danny DeVito!? Is that you!? I love your work!" You guys, for real. He's a least a foot bigger than her in every direction. How do these two "do it"? And you know they're doing a lot. This looks like "one of those things", you know? Anyway, I'm genuinely curious. It seems like it'd be similar to that True Life: I'm Dating a Little Person special that ...
For a minute there it seemed like Elin Nordegren was going to remain married to Tiger Woods, but with many reports suggesting that Elin is leaving her husband and taking off to her native Sweden for good, it looks like Tiger may just wind up alone in the States with his Whore Buffet.
From TMZ:
Elin Nordegren is fixing up the house on her newly purchased property in her native Sweden -- proof that it may be the spot where Elin's headed to rebuild her life.
As we previously reported, Tiger Woods' current wife picked up the $2 million home late last year -- a home that could o...