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Beyonce’s “Why Don’t You Love Me” Video is Fabulous

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo. For awhile there it seemed like the art of the next-level music video was dead, but for the last year or so the ladies of the music biz have been bringing the heat. Between Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Beyonce, music videos have started to become enjoyable again. Take, for example, the newly-released video for Beyonce's "Why Don't You Love Me?" Beyonce, who is known for looking to the past for inspiration in her clothes and videos, takes on Bet...

Los Angeles DA Wants Lindsay Lohan Behind Bars

Despite not serving any real jail time for that insane bender she went on two years ago when she wracked up all those DUIs (I like to call it "The Summer of Coke Pants"), Lindsay Lohan is still on probation. Normally probation is a joke when it's assigned to celebrities, but it looks like the deputy district attorney assigned to Lohan's case is willing to throw her in the slammer if she's not taking it seriously. Danette Meyers spoke to RadarOnline about Lindsay's case and said the following...

Elton John’s Egyptian Concert Cancelled Over Calling Jesus Gay, Being Gay

Earlier this year Elton John caused some waves when he told Parade Magazine, “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you’re as good as dead.”  That statement was certainly controversial and the backlash has been all the intolerant bullshit that you'd...

Apparently Bones Isn’t Just a Clever Name

Actor David Boreanaz is the latest star to come clean about his extramarital affairs. The star of Bones is far from an Angel it turns out because homeboy has been sleeping around behind his wife of nine years' back forever, apparently. David made a statement to People about his affairs saying, "Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible." Before we all pat Dave-O on the back for 'fessing up re: his misdoings, you should know that David only came forward with this b...

What In God’s Name Has Happened To Kim Zolciak’s Face?

It's no secret that Kim Zolciak has used everything from saline to synthetic hair to amp up her look, but I cannot place my finger on what her most recent addition is in these photos from LAX this morning. Did Kim plump up her face with some Botox? Could that be a bit of healthy weight that she's put on? Perhaps it's the distracting combination of her outfit (it looks like a rejected costume from Selena Quintanilla Perez's last concert tour) and those baby-blue hospital slippers, but I really ca...

Brooke Hogan Would Be So Hot If It Was 1996

You know, you gotta love Brooke Hogan. Between her hair, her clothes, her body and her attitude, it's like this woman lives in some sort of suspended-time situation. Between the Pamela Anderson boobs, the Anna Nicole toward-the-end-of-her-life hair and her father's body, it's like Brooke is unaware that it's currently 2010 and people are looking more like this and less like this. Yup, we should love Brooke Hogan, if not for the fact that she seems dumb in that sweet-as-pie way, but because sh...

Disney and Pixar Are Totally Cool, Totally With It

The folks behind some of the most groundbreaking animation of all time, Disney and Pixar, are utilizing another up-and-coming technology: "viral video". These faux-commericals for Lots-O'-Huggin' bear have turned up online and it turns out that they're actually something put together by the people at Disney and Pixar to promote a new character in Toy Story 3. The bear itself is actually pretty cute and the bunk VHS-to-digital quality of these clips adds a level of authenticity that makes me wonder what other stunts these cats are gonn...

Love It or Leave It: The New Beehive

Let's talk hair, shall we? Ever since Amy Winehouse came on the scene a few years ago, I have been loving the idea of a beehive hairstyle. Amy's look is a little bit too "unbeweavable" for my taste, but the beehives I've seen recently (like the one on J.Lo in these photos) are much more my speed. Last night I was out at a show in LA and I stopped a girl to ask her about her beehive 'do. Her trick for getting all that volume? Homegirl had a sponge bobby pinned to her head that she wrapped her hai...

CoCo’s Back!

Conan O'Brien kicked off his Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on TV Tour this weekend in LA (I have friends that went. I spaced on buying a ticket. I'm still not prepared to talk about it, really) and The Pale One totally delivered. Check out this clip above of Conan singing, of all things It's Not Easy (Superman) by Five for Fighting. After a moment he's joined on stage by none other than everyone's favorite new Twitter user, Jim Carrey. This was only the first night of Conan's tour, and I'm sure that the guest appearances will contin...

Well, It Wasn’t The Best Show, But…

Late last week I was talking up how well I thought Gabourey Sidibe's turn at hosting SNL would go, but uh... She was just alright. This Digital Short (consistently one of the high points of the show) Cherry Battle was pretty funny, but Gabby still messed up a few of her lines. Actually, that was consistently her problem on the show. Good improvisational skills are important when you're hosting the most fast-paced sketch show in the game. Also a disappointment? MGMT. They weren't exactly dropping Ke$ha-style suck bombs, but they were definitely "eh" at ...
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