There's no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but there's totally such a thing as being seriously, way pregnant. In fact, I believe the words I used when talking to a friend about these photos were, "Claudia Schiffer looks pregnant as fuck." And hey, that's not body-snark. We saw the chick naked this week and homegirl is looking like she swallowed a boulder. It's just... doesn't that look crazy uncomfortable? Is human life worth that discomfort? I don't know, it seems questionable.
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