Today's Evil Beet Gossip

They’ve Run Out Of People Who Are Willing To Be Exploited By Dr. Drew

Bad news for anyone out there who was hoping for yet another season of Celebrity Rehab: Apparently the producers are unable to scrape together enough big names to get approval for a new season. Initially the producers were asking for big names like Lindsay Lohan and Heather Locklear, but were quickly told by Lindsay and Heather's people that they were barking up the wrong tree. So then they turned to The F-List. You know, the former American Idol contestants and paparazzi queens that sure...

You Look So Good, Girlfriend

Lindsay Lohan can't book a movie but she sure can book a ticket to France. Homegirl was seen hanging out with a male companion at a Cannes yacht party this weekend and to say that she was looking rough would be polite. It doesn't appear that LiLo was slamming cocktails on board, so maybe it's just the "jet lag" catching up to her, but damn! This girl is in her early 20s and she's looking worse than Demi Moore will 20 years from now. Yikes. [gallery]...

Did These Girls Get Dancing Lessons From Noah Cyrus?

There's been a video making the rounds of these young girls doing an absolutely mind-blowing dance routine to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and it's an absolute must-see. The video's not embeddable for some cruel reason so click here to watch. There's a few noteworthy things about this video. First of all, the dancing is unreal. These little girls are SKILLED. Every single one of my girlfriends and I are cursing our parents for not enrolling us in dance when we were younger after seeing this video...

That Homewrecker and That Nobody Are Still Together

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are still together it appears. The two were photographed making their way through an airport together this morning. Traveling together! Nice! I hope that LeAnn is pleased knowing that she's been able to hold down the man she stole from his wife for over six months. That's a sign that Eddie's going to wait it out before he does the same to her. How romantic pathetic. [gallery]...

What The Hell Is Amanda Bynes On?

This is not cute, my friends. What Amanda Bynes has been doing on her Twitter lately is not cute. It's not the first time I've talked about this by a long shot, but I don't think I can handle it anymore. I started following Amanda because I assumed she'd be cute and possibly funny. The girl grew up in front of our eyes and was always marketed as someone with comedic ability, so I thought I knew what I was getting into... but you guys? Amanda Bynes is insane. And if not insane, she's emotionally stunted and extremely sad. These are the tw...

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Stills Surface

[caption id="attachment_59940" align="alignnone" width="460" caption="photos via TMZ"][caption id="attachment_59940" align="alignnone" width="460" caption="photos via TMZ"][/caption] Here's something unsurprising: When Kendra Wilkinson was 18, she looked ridiculously hot naked. TMZ scored the first stills from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that Vivid Entertainment is releasing and if it's even possible, the Kendra in these photos is even sexier than the Playboy-era Kendra we're used to. Is there nothing this woman can't do? [gallery]...

OMG, The Nerds Have Taken Over Cannes

So, I was looking through one of our photo sites and I kept scrolling past all these galleries of various photo calls at the Cannes Film Festival and then I see this image above and I'm like "What. The. Hell?" Because zombies and shit are my worst nightmare. And not because I'm afraid of having my brains eaten by the undead, but because I couldn't be more over zombies and vampires and swampthings and whatever dumb-ass fictional monster is currently trendy. Ugh! Over it! But I guess the wor...

I Interviewed Samantha Ronson This Week

[caption id="attachment_59873" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="photo via dotcomboom.tumblr.com"][caption id="attachment_59873" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="photo via dotcomboom.tumblr.com"][/caption] My friend Jordan Rubin (whom our very own Sasha has claimed as her future husband) and I started a podcast a few weeks back called DotComBoom. This week we were lucky enough to have Jordan's good friend Samantha Ronson as our guest. I know what you're thinking: "Why are you kissing Samantha Ronson's ass, Molls? This is where we come to read people talking shit about people like her..."...

She’s Gonna Blow!!!

Claudia Schiffer Pregnant There's no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but there's totally such a thing as being seriously, way pregnant. In fact, I believe the words I used when talking to a friend about these photos were, "Claudia Schiffer looks pregnant as fuck." And hey, that's not body-snark. We saw the chick naked this week and homegirl is looking like she swallowed a boulder. It's just... doesn't that look crazy uncomfortable? Is human life worth that discomfort? I don't know, it seems questionable. ...

I Saw Mischa Barton Last Night

Last night I went to my favorite dive in Silverlake, as I do every Wednesday night. Occasionally you'll see a famous face there, but the bar is pretty far from Hollywood and not exactly low-key or private in that it's usually packed with wasted 20-somethings after a certain hour. A small line had formed by the time I got there with my BFF Edward, so we hopped in the middle of the line where our friends were (normally I don't do this, but fuck you.) Right when the bouncer was checking our IDs...

How Crackhead Brooke Mueller Spent Her Mother’s Day

Even though Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are supposedly trying to "make it work" again, Brooke spent Mother's Day with their twins in Griffith Park alone. Well, she was with the nanny, but we all know that hired friends don't count. Brooke was recently treated for a crack addiction (which fascinates me to no end, 'cause like... who the fuck does crack?), but these pictures show her to be in high spirits and looking pretty good. I like Brooke Mueller. She's resilient and probably a littl...