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The Jonas Brothers Just Lived My Worst Nightmare

JoBros Escape From LA Elevator Unharmed OK, well, my worst nightmare is technically burning to death or rape or being kidnapped by some Buffalo Bill type and living in a well and applying lotion to my skin per his request, but this is sure up there. The Bros were recently performed a concert at The Grove in Los Angeles. The Grove is one of those "urban oasis shopping centers", kind of. It's an outdoor mall, basically. They have a little train running through it (annoying, not charming) and a fountain and shit like that. There's...

Paris Hilton Stays Ass-y In Cannes

Paris Hilton Flashes The Club in Cannes Everyone's still in Cannes partying their faces off because they're fucking rich and I'm poor and I never go anywhere and I'm tired and my bones hurt. I'm sorry. ANYWAYYSSS... Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky (who just has the bitchiest face ever, and I'm sorry because I tried to like her but every time I see her I'm like, "Oh, that bitch is judging the hell out of someone right now.") were partying it up in Cannes last night when Paris' ass decided that it no longer could be contained a...

This Is Who Lynn Spears Takes Parenting Tips From

Jill Zarin Gives Lynn Spears Tips For Jamie Lynn I don't dislike Jill Zarin. She's really upset me this season of Real Housewives of New York City with her immature behavior, but she's I generally think she's an alright chick. Apparently Lynn Spears, Britney's mama, thinks the same thing. The two were seen out to dinner in NYC last night and a little birdie (I'm so sure it wasn't Mrs. Zarin herself) spilled the beans to Fox News about their conversation: "Jamie Lynn is looking at colleges. Jamie Lynn wants to go to college and Lynn needed ...

David Boreanaz is Shaping Up To Be a Regular Tiger Woods

David Boreanaz Cheated on Wife With a Porn Star Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I'm starting to love this, by the way. I'm starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it's essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it's a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It's as if Michelle "Bombshell" McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James f...

More Sex Tape Stills? Go Kendra, Go Kendra!

Vivid Entertainment released even more stills from my girl Kendra's sex tape and those dirty bastards at CelebSlam had 'em all. I posted some mostly censored ones after the jump, but you can check out some of the most... uh... compromising ones over there. Some things to look out for: Kendra is wearing lace-up boots in some of the shots. LOL. There are two of those little "lady visors" that were trendy back in 2002 hanging next to her door. The dude she's having sex with? He's white. Brest implants re...

Rihanna’s Showing a Lot of Boob in ‘Rockstar’

A teaser for Rihanna's Rockstar video came out yesterday. It's going to be impossible for her to top Rude Boy (from styling to the actual song, it's one of my favorite things ever) and to be honest, I think this song kind of sucks, but Rihanna knows when to pull out the big guns... or her boobs. Whatever. Check out the 0:23 mark. It's SFW, technically. I think. I don't know, I haven't worked in a real office in four years. What do you think of Rihanna's look and Rockstar?...

Travie McCoy is Releasing a Mix Tape About His Break-Up With Katy Perry

...and I dunno, but it makes me kind of sad and emotional to think about. Travis aka Travie and Katy dated for a hot minute, but broke up in April of last year. The following December, Katy became engaged to Russell Brand. Ouch. It's tough enough to see that happen when your ex is "a nobody", but when your ex's dating life is chronicled in the tabloids and you kinda can't help but hear constant updates... ouch. Travie says he started to get over the whole thing by working on his new mixtape ...

Glee Does Gaga

You all are going to hate me, but the same way I don't really get Lady Gaga? I also don't really get Glee. OK, I mean, I "get" both of them, but I don't particularly care for either of them. But I know everyone else does, so I'll post this for the rest of the world and just ask you to excuse my lack of passion. Here's a newly released acoustic version of Idina Menzel and Lea Michele singing "Poker Face" from Glee's Lady Gaga episode that airs tonight. The costumes will probably be hilarious. I'm going to stay in and rewatch that movie Si...

First Look at Lady Gaga’s ‘Alejandro’ Video

The first still from Lady Gaga's Alejandro video shoot has leaked and it looks like she's busy working on yet another visual spectacle. It feels odd to see that much of her face, though. You know? When was the last time Lady Gaga showed her entire face? She's always got on sunglasses or some sort of batshit accessory glued to her head. Personally I'm thinking that after the "Telephone" video she really should have just gone with something simple, but whatever....

Lily Allen Got Photobombed Yesterday

Some London paps tried to capture a meta moment of Lily Allen yesterday while she snapped photos on her phone while walking around town. What they got instead was a whacky photobomber with an unfortunate t-shirt length (I mean I'm sorry, but the bottom of his stomach hanging out like that... it looks like a child's ass.) I gotta say, it makes for a funny photo set, but photobombing ain't cool. Messing up someone's memories! What the hell is wrong with people? [gallery]...

Drew Lachey Becomes a Dad For The Second Time

Remember on Newlyweds how cute Nick's brother and former bandmate Drew was with his wife Lea? Whenever Nick and Jessica would hang out with Drew and Lea it was always felt super obvious that compared to the rock solid relationship Drew and Lea had, Nick and Jessica were just playing house. Since that show ended Nick and Jessica got divorced and Drew and Lea have managed to stay together and have two kids, the second of which was just born last weekend. The couple are now the proud parents of...

X-Tina Gives Her Final Comment On Her Alleged Fued With Lady Gaga

Christina Aguilera, amazing singer and powerful female, has taken to her website to make what she says her is last word on the subject of whether or not she's ripping off Lady Gaga with her latest album and video. X-Tina wrote: Dear Fans, I would like to take a moment to clarify something that has been brought to my attention this morning. It is very easy for comments to be taken out of context and create unnecessary drama-especially between us women. So I would like to tell you all ...
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