I was just scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard when I happened across the completely revolting image above. Of course I assumed that someone had left a mushroom or their breast implant inside of a wet basement for 40 years or something, but no. After reading on I discovered that this is actually just some sick-ass Breaking Dawn fan art.
From rhymeswithemma:
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has just been confirmed for a Thanksgiving 2011 release date.
Breaking Dawn will be directed by OSC...
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We're a little late on mentioning this, but it's too good not to mention. Lindsay Lohan is in some mayyyyjor trouble right now. She was due back in the States for a court date, "lost her passport" and wound up getting stuck in Cannes where it's been suspected that she's partying her face off and now? Now a picture of Lohan sitting next to a table with what appears to be cocaine on it in front of her ha...
Justin Bieber keeps it real unlike his Disney employed peers. While they're all playing the virgin card, Bieber's at least copping to getting his make out on all over town like any other teenager. Biebs talked to the NY Post about his lip-locking and the self-described great kisser said that he's down to make it happen with a chick wherever, but he's not going to compromise his insurance rates in the process. "I mean, if you're driving, you make a little stop... you know, like the Wal-Mart rest stop, you're good," J.Biebs said of his roadside liplocks.
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As far as I'm concerned, all these Twilight movies are good for is turning out hot boring people for us to look at. Exhibit H: Xavier Samuel. I don't know who this cat is or where he came from, but one thing is for sure: I'd do him.
Apparently this dude's character, Riley, doesn't even play that large of a role in the Twilight books, so it's odd that they'd release a new poster for Eclipse featuring just him, but hey! If those folks making these movies have figured out one thing, it's that loo...
Lady Gaga's made no secret of both her bi-sexuality and her unwillingness to slow down her career in order to find a mate, so these photos of her rolling around on a yact with some chick we've never seen should come as no shock to any of you. Gaga needed a day off of our tour and decided to spend her time cruising around on a gorgeous yacht in the South of France with this beautiful woman. Pretty rockstar.
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You would think that after all these years of her most famous character being labeled a cougar that Kim Cattrall would have learned to embrace the term. Instead Kim's speaking out against how hurtful and anti-woman she finds the expression to be:
I really take umbrage to the code ‘cougar.’ I think cougar has a negative connotation, and I don’t see anything negative about Samantha [her 'SATC' character] and her sexuality, sensuality and choice.”
I don’t think she stands or sits in ...
Miley Cyrus got inked again, but this time it's in a slightly more visible place. The 17-year old singer/actress appears to have gotten the world "love" tattooed in her ear. Trashy? Not exactly. But I still have the feeling that an ear tattoo is not something you want to see on an elderly woman. Ya know, because tattoos are forever, Miley.
If Billy Ray's going to keep signing off on his underage daughter/paycheck getting her body inked up, then I hope he starts limiting her to places that ...
Everyone's talking about this Jesse James Nightline interview that's supposed to air on Monday night and ugh, it's not looking good for those of us who want to keep hating him. Perhaps his act will be as transparent as Tiger's, but the soundbites that are being released by ABC are kind of heartbreaking.
In the interview Jesse calls himself "the most hated man in the world" and says that he knows he "took a pretty amazing life and amazing success and marriage ... and threw it away by [his] own...
Oh wow! This is my favorite thing I've read all week! According to a source who spoke to InTouch Magazine, 22-year old JoBro Kevin and his wifey Danielle are still sleeping in separate beds. Yeah. No. That's wont fuel any gay rumors at all, Kevin. Good people you have around you reporting that to magazines.
Apparently sexy stuff isn't the issue, though. Kevin a saws logs all night long. You know, he "snores":
From InTouch:
They've only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his...
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I love Kirsten Dunst. I feel like I'm always hearing people say they can't stand her, but I've loved her since she was a kid in Interview With a Vampire and wanted to be her when she was Amy in Little Women and thought she was seriously funny in All I Wanna Do! (I don't think enough people know about that movie, BTW. It's mad campy and funny. Netflix it.) But you know, people are always saying she's a drunk and she looks like crap, and I can see that,...