OK, so I realize that about 90% of this woman's job is to show up and look flawless (the other 10% would be snaking around half-naked inside of a large glass) but for real... how does this woman do it? And don't you dare say "it's all hair and make up! We'd all look that good if we had the glam squad she does!" because no we wouldn't. So I have to know, I just have to know what it is that makes her the physical manifestation of every human's dream woman because I think my head will break in t...
I don't know about y'all, but I love me some mother fuckin' Olsen Twins. And I especially love that melancholy little fruitbat Mary Kate. She's just the best, ya know? All wild but in a kind of calm way and rich and tiny! What's not to love? Well, we haven't seen much of The Twins lately, but Mary Kate was out in NYC today wearing what appears to be some sort of Gaga-inspired jacket with some dominatrix's belt and some shoes that can't be comfortable. And dare I say it? I think she put on th...
Yesterday Jesse James' former step mom sold him out and said that the childhood abuse Jesse spoke of in his Nightline interview was totally fictional. Today Janina James Coan further drags her ex-step son's name through the mud by saying that Jesse's just about as racist as they're saying he is... or maybe a lot more.
Janina said:
“I heard him use the N word a bunch of times. I don’t know if I’d call Jesse a white supremacist or not but he’s definitely racist. He didn’t like Mexican p...
It's always been rumored that Sarah Jessica Parker and her hubby Matthew Broderick have a less-than-romantic relationship, but the two have managed to hang on all these years and prove those rumors wrong. However, Sarah J.P. couldn't help but fuel those rumors a little further when she told reporters at the Sex and the City 2 premiere that thankfully, her son has not inherited his father's small stature.
Sarah told US Weekly:
"He's not quite tiny - that's on my husband's side - well, actua...
Word on the street is that Common and that horrifying Williams sister, Serena have broken up. A source close the the couple says that they "grew apart". Oh well! I never liked the two of them together, so this works out great.
As I already said, I am completely terrified by the Williams Sisters (Venus is the truly scary one) and Common is just like, the dreamiest. I couldn't really see them working out in the long run. Common needs someone more soft and feminine in his world, and perhaps ...
During his Nightline interview, Jesse James said that much of his self-destructive behavior is a result of feeling abandoned by his abusive father as a child. Jesse said, "I grew up with a huge amount of shame and fear and abandonment on my shoulders from a very young age and I think, you know, the way my mind rationalized [cheating], 'Well, you know, I might as well do whatever I can to like run her off cause she is going to find out what I am anyway and leave me anyway.'" At the time this was a very sad twist to an already sad story, but ...
The peeps over at Family Guy aren't playing around when it comes to getting their Emmy nomination this year. The guys over there have put together a "for your consideration" packet that, in addition to being hilarious, is pretty unforgettable.
Along with a Precious-themed card (seen above), the packet they sent out to Emmy voters included these other hilarious taglines and endorsements:
Family Guy - written by 8 WASPS, 6 Jews, 2 Asian and 1 Gay.
We peaked 3 years ago, so by your logic we should get an Emmy now
You have to vote for us — we did a holo...
If you're as tired of logging on to Twitter only to see nothin' but Bieber trending, you're not alone. A web designer has created a browser tool that will spare you of any and all Bieber mentions.
From The Telegraph:
The Shaved Bieber application, which users can add to their browser by saving it as a bookmark, covers up all instances of the words "Justin Bieber" and "Bieber", as well as any photos that include Bieber in their file names.
The tool is likely to prove particularly popular on Twitter, where the incessant tweeting of his teenag...
It's time again to play that slightly modified so it's safe for work classic: Dump, Marry, Date. Category is Ladies Who Have Recently Unveiled Their New Millions of Milkshake Signature Shake and the rules of the game haven't changed. You just have to pick which one of these ladies you would dump, which you would marry and which you would date.
For me the choice is clear: dump Blonsky 'cause she has a history of violence, date Sophie because she'd be decent to be seen with in public and marr...
My friend Jordan Rubin and I have been working our little (and I mean little) butts off on our podcast DotComBoom and this week we were able to score an interview with Grammy-winning producer Mark Ronson (brother of Samantha) and his homie Alex Greenwald, who you may know best as the lead singer of Phantom Planet.
We got to interview Mark in his hotel room at the super-swanky Chateau Marmont and Mark and Alex talked about everything from Mark's recent work with Amy Winehouse (one of his BF...
OK, so I realize that about 90% of this woman's job is to show up and look flawless (the other 10% would be snaking around half-naked inside of a large glass) but for real... how does this woman do it? And don't you dare say "it's all hair and make up! We'd all look that good if we had the glam squad she does!" because no we wouldn't. So I have to know, I just have to know what it is that makes her the physical manifestation of every human's dream woman because I think my head will break in t...
I don't know about y'all, but I love me some mother fuckin' Olsen Twins. And I especially love that melancholy little fruitbat Mary Kate. She's just the best, ya know? All wild but in a kind of calm way and rich and tiny! What's not to love? Well, we haven't seen much of The Twins lately, but Mary Kate was out in NYC today wearing what appears to be some sort of Gaga-inspired jacket with some dominatrix's belt and some shoes that can't be comfortable. And dare I say it? I think she put on th...
Yesterday Jesse James' former step mom sold him out and said that the childhood abuse Jesse spoke of in his Nightline interview was totally fictional. Today Janina James Coan further drags her ex-step son's name through the mud by saying that Jesse's just about as racist as they're saying he is... or maybe a lot more.
Janina said:
“I heard him use the N word a bunch of times. I don’t know if I’d call Jesse a white supremacist or not but he’s definitely racist. He didn’t like Mexican p...
It's always been rumored that Sarah Jessica Parker and her hubby Matthew Broderick have a less-than-romantic relationship, but the two have managed to hang on all these years and prove those rumors wrong. However, Sarah J.P. couldn't help but fuel those rumors a little further when she told reporters at the Sex and the City 2 premiere that thankfully, her son has not inherited his father's small stature.
Sarah told US Weekly:
"He's not quite tiny - that's on my husband's side - well, actua...
Word on the street is that Common and that horrifying Williams sister, Serena have broken up. A source close the the couple says that they "grew apart". Oh well! I never liked the two of them together, so this works out great.
As I already said, I am completely terrified by the Williams Sisters (Venus is the truly scary one) and Common is just like, the dreamiest. I couldn't really see them working out in the long run. Common needs someone more soft and feminine in his world, and perhaps ...
During his Nightline interview, Jesse James said that much of his self-destructive behavior is a result of feeling abandoned by his abusive father as a child. Jesse said, "I grew up with a huge amount of shame and fear and abandonment on my shoulders from a very young age and I think, you know, the way my mind rationalized [cheating], 'Well, you know, I might as well do whatever I can to like run her off cause she is going to find out what I am anyway and leave me anyway.'" At the time this was a very sad twist to an already sad story, but ...
The peeps over at Family Guy aren't playing around when it comes to getting their Emmy nomination this year. The guys over there have put together a "for your consideration" packet that, in addition to being hilarious, is pretty unforgettable.
Along with a Precious-themed card (seen above), the packet they sent out to Emmy voters included these other hilarious taglines and endorsements:
Family Guy - written by 8 WASPS, 6 Jews, 2 Asian and 1 Gay.
We peaked 3 years ago, so by your logic we should get an Emmy now
You have to vote for us — we did a holo...
If you're as tired of logging on to Twitter only to see nothin' but Bieber trending, you're not alone. A web designer has created a browser tool that will spare you of any and all Bieber mentions.
From The Telegraph:
The Shaved Bieber application, which users can add to their browser by saving it as a bookmark, covers up all instances of the words "Justin Bieber" and "Bieber", as well as any photos that include Bieber in their file names.
The tool is likely to prove particularly popular on Twitter, where the incessant tweeting of his teenag...
It's time again to play that slightly modified so it's safe for work classic: Dump, Marry, Date. Category is Ladies Who Have Recently Unveiled Their New Millions of Milkshake Signature Shake and the rules of the game haven't changed. You just have to pick which one of these ladies you would dump, which you would marry and which you would date.
For me the choice is clear: dump Blonsky 'cause she has a history of violence, date Sophie because she'd be decent to be seen with in public and marr...
My friend Jordan Rubin and I have been working our little (and I mean little) butts off on our podcast DotComBoom and this week we were able to score an interview with Grammy-winning producer Mark Ronson (brother of Samantha) and his homie Alex Greenwald, who you may know best as the lead singer of Phantom Planet.
We got to interview Mark in his hotel room at the super-swanky Chateau Marmont and Mark and Alex talked about everything from Mark's recent work with Amy Winehouse (one of his BF...