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Amy Winehouse: Slob Kebob Following Amy Winehouse's condition is similar to riding a rollercoaster or dating an abusive dude. Just when you think the ride is going smoothly, you forget to get his frozen corn at the supermarket and the next thing you know you're vomiting in front of a turnstile wondering why you paid 60 dollars to do this all day. You know? It's just like that. I mean, I thought Winehouse was shaping up, but these pictures of her leaving a London pub say otherwise. And honey? Your implants are showing...

Heidi Montag Mourns Her Dead Relationship Poolside

Heidi Montag Mourns Her Dead Relationship Poolside I'll be the first to admit that I give too much attention to famewhores, but you guys are going to have to meet me in the middle on this one because these photos of Heidi Montag and her "friend" Jen Bunney are effing priceless. Here's the backstory: So Heidi and Spencer are "taking a break" from their fake marriage and Heidi during that time Heidi is going to stay with Jen Bunney, who you all probably recognize as Lauren Conrad's former-BFF from Laguna Beach and the first couple seasons of The...

The Real Housewives Franchise Keeps Cranking Out Talented Musicians

Danielle Staub is Releasing a Record Not since American Idol has a reality show brought so many unknown singers to the public's attention. First there was Kim Zolciak, then there was the already-established Kandi Burruss, then our ears were raped by Countess LuAnn, and now, the ultimate Diva, Danielle Staub has announced she is releasing a track. Danielle is recording a duet with Lori Michaels, who supposedly some people give a shit about. Danielle talked to People about their collaboration and of course it was about what you'd e...

Fine, Tom Cruise Won Me Over

I have been calling Tom Cruise crazy for years. It's like my favorite thing to do. Pre-Oprah couch-jumping, I was really into learning about Scientology and that's what really got me on the "Tom Cruise is mental" train. And then you know how sometimes you think that someone's mental for so long that you forget that they're talented? And when you're watching them in movies you're like, "Yeah, cool story, Banana Brains. I seen you jumping on couches and you ruined that girl from Dawson's"? And so ...

Miley Cyrus Is a Grown, Sexual Creature and You Will Respect That, Goddamnit

Miley Cyrus' Sexy Show in Paris It seems like Miley ditched the good girl vibe quite some time ago, but only recently have I realized that somewhere down the line she started only doing the mildly raunchy. Just like Britney and Christina before her, Miley is so tired of being considered a product of Disney that she's now marketing herself as a product of Heidi Fleiss. You could argue that the girl (and yes, she's still a girl) is 17 and exploring her sexuality, but I was once 17 and my sexuality was restrained to my high school...

Are The Jersey Shore Kids a Bunch of Cokeheads?

Jersey Shore Cocaine Scandal Let's just review the facts about the kids on Jersey Shore: 1) They're white trash (sorry if that offends you, but be real), 2) They suddenly have money to burn, and 3) They're living in Miami. Is it any wonder that rumors are flying that the some of the Shore kids are scoring yeyo down in South Beach like it ain't no thang? Hmmm, didn't MTV just have a character on a reality show do the exact same thing? And didn't E! do something like that before both of these shows? Just sayin' From RadarO...

Tom “Bag of Crazy” Cruise Delivers in MTV Promo

The MTV Movie Awards are coming up and promos for the show are just starting to come out. This one starring Tom Cruise and Taylor Lautner is pretty fucking hilarious and if this is any indication of how funny the show (hosted by Aziz Ansari) will be, then welllllllll... it won't be another Wayans Brothers at the VMAs incident. Tom Cruise has a history of doing funny things for the Movie Awards. You all probably remember this great bit he did with Ben Stiller back in the Mission: Impossible days. For a crazy person, the guy's pretty on poi...

Rihanna Was Killin’ It In Jerusalem, Y’All!

Rihanna's Pimpin All Over The World It's no secret that I'm a little bit obsessed with Rihanna's style, so it should come as no surprise that I am posting fourteen photographs of what she wore while walking around Old Jerusalem with her body guards yesterday. How can you resist her? Even her nails are perfect. That reminds me of a certain song. [gallery]...

Why Am I Sad About Al and Tipper Gore Divorcing?

You've probably read by now that Al and Tipper Gore announced today that they were divorcing after 40 years of marriage. Al sent out a brief email to his close friends saying, "This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration." The general reaction from the public and friends close to the couple seems to be shock. It's not that we thought of Al and Tipper as Brangelina, but they were solid as a rock as far as I was concerned. Why do I feel like ...

Lindsay’s Real Punishment Is Having To Wear Those Jeans

Lindsay Lohan Hides SCRAM Anklet The horror! As we already told you today, Lindsay's been looking for creative ways to mask her SCRAM anklet (I'm calling it an anklet, OK?) and until Chanel fulfills her request, she's going to have to rely on some creative fashion choices to hide the unsightly thing. Today Lindsay tried a pair of flared jeans, and while these are the obvious choice, these pants were best left in the 90s when they had their last revival. For real. Frankly, I thought it was kind of glamorous when she used ...

I Just Watched Countess LuAnn’s Video And I Was Expecting Her To Whip Her Dick Out of Her Dress The Whole Time

Dear God. You might not be ready for this, but here goes: Real Housewife Countess LuAnn's music video for "Money Can't Buy You Class" has hit the webs and sweet Jesus! I'm stunned simply stunned. First of all, LuAnn looks gorgeous. And not even for a drag queen. She just looks absolutely gorgeous and I need to give her that. But the weirdness? Yeah. She definitely brings all the weirdness we're used to with her except in this video it's on a level we've never seen. Between the seductive camer...

Gary Coleman Passes Away at 42

Gary Coleman Passes Away Emily told you earlier today that Gary Coleman was in critical condition after suffering from a brain hemorrhage. Sadly, Gary did not survive the trauma and he passed away just moments ago in a Utah hospital. While Coleman rose to fame as Arnold Drummond in the 70s and 80s on "Diff'rent Strokes", most of his time in the spotlight in his later years came from his domestic violence cases, his strange relationship with his wife and his anger management issues. Between his constant battles with both his health and his demons, it's been a long and drama...
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