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It’s Too Real For The Real Housewives

Jaquline Laurita Harrassed At Home When you're on a successful reality show and the location of your home is public, you're bound to get rolled up on just like Leo and Drew do by those Star Map mother fuckers. Jaqueline Laurita from the New Jersey cast posted to her Twitter about fans coming to her house uninvited, and while she seemed to handle it graciously, I don't know how safe it is for their family to continue to be so accessible. Meanwhile, Jill Zarin fron New York City is dealing with something similar, except she's ...

Still Holding Out For a Destiny’s Child Reunion? Well, Eff You.

No Destiny's Child Reunion in Our Futures Matthew Knowles, the terribly scary father of my idol, Beyonce Knowles has put the final nail in the Destiny's Child coffin. If any of you were still aching to hear "Jumpin', Jumpin'" live, then you're shit out of luck. And no, it's not because Kelly and Michelle refused to ever don a Tina Knowles original again. When asked about a possible reunion, the dadager (you know, a male momager), said: “Contrary to rumors online of a Destiny’s Child reunion, there are no plans for the group to ...

Gary Coleman’s Ex-Wife Scares Me (And Did She Get Her Teeth Done?)

I don't know if you all remember when Gary Coleman married his ex-wife Shannon Price, but it was quite the sight. All of a sudden the little dude we knew from TV was marrying some red-headed Mormon with busted teeth. Also, and I'm trying to say this as delicately as possible, she came off retarded. I mean, mentally retarded. As in the actual mental condition. I'm not being snarky, but the slow manner of her speech, her limited vocabulary and strange stares gave off the vibe that she was challenged. And she was marrying Gary Coleman, so th...

Katy Perry’s Titties Ejaculate. What Do Your Titties Do?

Last night I was trolling around online and I saw that Katy Perry was promising a "dick-melting" preview of her new video for California Gurls on her Twitter. So, you know, I went over to MTV.com and checked it out. And I was disappointed. Not just because Katy did a Candy Land video (the best possible idea for a music video ever) and it came out so cheap looking, but because it's like, oddly sexual. It's that type of sexual where I don't know if I should be turned on or really uncomfortable. Pe...

Which Real Housewife is Real Broke?

Real Housewives' Teressa You've probably figured out by now that the only thing I care about on God's green earth is the Real Housewives, so this news is particularly sad for me. Teresa and Joe Giudice from the New Jersey series have filed for bankruptcy. The couple spends some serious change, and you know that if you've seen the show even once. Teresa is a totally girly girl and all four of her daughters are raised to be the same way. They are always dressed to the nines in clothes that just had the tags popped ...

Miley Didn’t Make Out With a Girl, Y’all

All of last week people were talking about Miley Cyrus' performance on Britain's Got Talent in which the 17 year old singer gyrated in a sexy outfit and appeared to lock lips with one of her female dancers. But Miley says none of that is true! Our eyes were deceiving us! Here's what she had to say on her blog about the kiss: "I performed ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian’s Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg a...

Sandra Bullock Makes Her First Post-Scandal Public Appearance

Sandy B made a surprise appearance at the Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards last night. The actress won the "Troop's Choice" award, meaning that she was voted the favorite actress of those currently serving our country. What a wonderful honor for Sandra to celebrate in light of all of her recent sadness. Sandra looked gorgeous and asked the audience if she won because of her talent or because the public pitied her because of all the drama in her private life. The audience was quick to respond, "YOU! YOU!", but you know Sandy's always humble. I...

Lady Gaga is Just Like You

Lady Gaga Loves Taylor Swift Lady Gaga has a guilty pleasure, and no, it's not eating chocolate-covered midgets in a bath of milk like you'd think. Lady Gaga is actually somewhat obsessed with a little Taylor Swift song you might have heard on your radio dials a time or two. Gaga told ShowStudio.com: I don't want to hurt her feelings, because she's lovely. That Taylor Swift song? You Belong with Me? Oh my God! When it comes on the radio, I sing it so loud and I'm so embarrassed! Because I so freely sing it so loud! You can't help it! The song, it's not a bad song. It's a great son...

Gary Coleman’s Parents Don’t Want His Body

Gary Coleman's parents, Willie and Sue, have withdrawn their bid to take charge of their son's body. The couple's lawyer made a statement on their behalf regarding the issue: "From the start, Mr. and Mrs. Coleman’s intention has been to see that Gary’s wishes be honored and that his affairs be taken care of properly. They wanted to do things the right way, and they urge those still involved to do the same. The Colemans ask that everyone please treat Gary with respect and kindness. They feel it is time for him ...

If “Unibrow” Is In, Just Kill Me

Fergie Has a Unibrow Fergie Ferg was seen walking around Paris yesterday with an unusual pair of sunglasses. Apparently Stacy's signature meth brows are worth highlighting in her opinion, because the bar across the top of her shades that creates that lovely unibrow effect does just that. I had to stare at these pictures for several seconds before I realized that a unibrow may not have been her desired effect. [gallery]...

Kathy Griffin Was Funny on Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Last Night

Kathy Griffin has gone from being considered one of the most annoying, unsuccessful people in Hollywood to one of the most mildly-annoying but wildly successful people in Hollywood. I have to admit, even in the moments where I can't stand her, I am always tuning into her show My Life on The D-List. There's something about that lady! She sticks to her bit and she makes it work for her. Even if you don't think she's funny, you have to respect her business model, you know? Her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live was as funny as ever last night. Yo...

Haters To The Left: The Eclipse Soundtrack Will Be Good

Twilight feels completely pointless to me, but both the original movie and New Moon had pretty good soundtracks. It looks like it will be the same story for Eclipse, too. Florence and the Machine, an awesome band that doesn't get enough attention, have just released this song that they recorded for the film, "Heavy in Your Arms". Per usual, the song is amazing and I can completely see how it would compliment the mood of the flick. If you like this song, you might also want to check out this track, which is my favorite of theirs....
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