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Can Timbaland Make Us Care About Michelle Branch Again?

It was just a few years ago that Timbaland brought Nelly Furtado back from the dead of adult-contemporary radio stations, and it appears that now he's trying to do the same thing with Michelle Branch. While I was never much of a Michelle Branch fan (I'm more about that Vanessa Carlton), I'm down to give this a shot. Let's face it: Timbaland doesn't even know how to produce a shitty track. I think it would be a greater challenge for him to make a whack song than it would be for him to try and make Michelle Branch popular again, so you know...

Shawn Johnson Breaks Down In Court

Shawn Johnson Faces Her Stalker in Court Gymnast and Dancing With The Stars contestant Shawn Johnson appeared in a Los Angeles courtroom today to testify against her alleged stalker, Robert O'Ryan. Shawn was in the courtroom for a mere 23 minutes, but the experience was intense and emotional for her and she even broke down in tears when shown the knife that was found in Robert's vehicle. From TMZ: Johnson said she was nervous about appearing today and repeatedly testified she was afraid of O'Ryan. She said she considered quitting "Da...

Star Jones’ Book is Going to Rule

Star Jones Pens Tell-All Remember back in the day when Nicole Richie wrote that fiction book about a girl who was a famous singer's adopted daughter? And the girl was friends with lots of famous people and did drugs? And it basically was a memoir but she never really acknowledged it? OK, well Star Jones is about to do the exact same thing, but with The View and I can't freakin' wait. The NY Post reported that the story will follow a group of women who host a TV show called "The Lunch Club". Things get hectic on t...

Jane Lynch Thinks It’s Weird That You’d Want to Sleep With Her

Jane Lynch is attracting a whole new set of fans with her role on Glee, and the kind that she finds the weirdest are the ones that want to sleep with her. Jane says in the video interview above that she's thrilled when musical theater fans approach her on the street, and while she's flattered by the other kind of praise she occasionally gets, she's not so sure why a 17-year old boy would say he wants to "do" her. I can't say I'm sure why a 17-year old boy would want to do the nasty with Jan...

Kristen Stewart Can’t Be Bothered To Care About Death Threats

Kristen Stewart Doesn't Care About Stalkers Leave it to K-Stew to appear bored and uninterested by a death threat. The Twilight star, who's kinda known for being "blah" about just about everything, supposedly has a stalker who keeps repeatedly threatening her life, and while other stars who've faced similar scary folk have gotten restraining orders, Kristen has just decided to ignore it. From the Chicago Sun Times: A longtime Hollywood honcho, who has worked with Stewart, says the young actress is telling people around her she refu...

It’s Hard To Believe, But We Might Not Be Able To Trust That Retarded Girl Gary Coleman Married

Shannon Price and Gary Coleman Shannon Price, Gary Coleman's on/off/on wife, has already been cashing in on her man's death by taking interviews and now she's going for the material goods. TMZ spoke to the executor of Gary's estate and apparently, Shannon took everything from the car to the video game system. Ghetto! From TMZ: Dion Mial tells TMZ Shannon Price entered Gary's digs and took, among other things, a 2005 Dodge pick-up, a cargo trailer, computers, telephones, musical instruments and furnishings. Chief Denni...

Danielle Staub Should Have Her Children Taken Away

Danielle Staub Sex Tape Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a horrible mother. If you've watched any of this season, it's completely clear that even Danielle's own daughters realize that their mother is off her rocker and willing to do whatever it takes to stay in the limelight. When Danielle is ranting about her co-stars, it's her teenage daughters, Christine and Jillian, that give her a reality check. It's truly one of the saddest things I've seen on television in awhile. Well, now that mone...

This Should Be The Real ‘California Gurls’ Video

While Katy Perry managed to weird me out with the preview for her "California Gurls" video, a clan of gays who call themselves The Washington Boys hit the nail right on the head (and then slapped it's ass and told it it's fabulous.) While this has been done before, I will always have time in my day to watch gays frolic and sing along to their new jam. Hello? Why do you think I go to karaoke in West Hollywood every Wednesday? Washington Boys & California Gurls - a Music Video by Unicorn Booty fro...

C’mon, Lindsay…

So LiLo hit the bottle at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty and activated her blood alcohol level-monitoring SCRAM anklet. The judge is dragging her ass into court. Like, now. 3 PM today. From RadarOnline: As RadarOnline.com reported exclusively on Tuesday, officials from the SCRAM company were presenting the judge with a report about why the bracelet was triggered and Lindsay’s alcohol level. Now the parties are ready to meet to review the SCRAM report and discuss Lindsay. The troubled star could face jail time if the judge in her case rules that the act...

‘Alejandro’ is Here!

So the much-anticipated video for Lady Gaga's single "Alejandro" was released today and all I can say is OMG. OH EM GEE, you guys. Despite my indifference to her music, I am all about how Lady Gaga brings it. While I wouldn't say that Gaga has managed to top her "Telephone" video (I'm not sure that it would even be possible), "Alejandro" isn't a weak follow-up. All the religious imagery seems like a straight-up Madonna rip-off, but I'm loving the gun bra (This is how it's done, Katy) and the danc...
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