Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“You’re a Whore, And I Don’t Mean That In a Good Way”

Do you ever wonder what it would be like if Lady Gaga walked around kicking the celebrities asses who fuck with her? Admittedly, the thought had never crossed my mind before today, but now that I've seen this new sketch "Don't F*ck With The Gaga", it's all I want to think about. Whoever wrote this sketch is a freakin' genius. The Lady Gaga lines are so on point and that bro's Russell Brand impression? Perfection....

Leona Lewis Splits From Her High School Sweetheart

Leona Lewis, the woman responsible for song above that single-handedly got me through my last break-up (I am so lame), has broken up with her boyfriend of ten years, Lou Al-Chamaa. From EarthNews: The 'Bleeding Love' singer and Lou - who met when they were just 10 - decided to call it quits after Leona's busy work schedule stopped them from being able to spend any quality time together. A friend told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper: "Things have been under pressure for ages between them and they have finally realised that things are...

And We’ve Got a Replacement Jersey Housewife

Elvira Joins the Real Houswives of New Jersey Cast With Dina Manzo leaving the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, a new housewife is going to have to take her spot. And no, it's not someone else related to the Manzos. It's been informally announced that Elvira Grau will be the newest housewife on the cast and that she should be making her first appearance in tomorrow night's episode. But count on the addition of this particular castmate to keep that drama train running full steam. Elvira, a Russian immigrant, owns two of New Jersey's hottest entertainment venues. We caught a sneak peak of one of ...

Ain’t No Wedding Like a Royal Wedding

Princess Victoria Weds When it comes to weddings, I'm more of a "ceremony on the beach, reception on some picnic tables and a keg for the guests" kind of girl, but man! I can never resist looking a pictures of a royal wedding. Those high-brow mother fuckers pull out all the stops. Yesterday Princess Victoria of Sweden married her man Daniel Westling in Stockholm and everyone with a royal title came out to see the lavish ceremony. Hell, so did the non-royalty. The streets were lined with Stockholm residents waiting to catch ...

Lady Gaga Was Banned From The Yankee Clubhouse For Being a Drunk Mess

Lady Gaga Kicked Out of Yankee Stadium God bless crazy women with drinking problems, am I right? Yesterday Lady Gaga smooth talked her way into the Yankee's clubhouse after the team lost to the Mets. Even though she was practically naked in her underwear and open jersey, the singer couldn't help but repeatedly feel herself up in front of the players and others associated with the team. While it wouldn't exactly shock me to hear about Miss. Gaga acting lewd in public completely sober, she happened to be totally freakin' wasted on a ...

Happy Father’s Day!

Hey, guys. Just a quick reminder that it's Father's Day today and you should call your dad or someone who's like a dad and say thank you for all that they do. And I also want to give a shout out to all the dads that could have been but are not. Keep dancing....

I Qualify To Date Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Justin Bieber, the dreamiest thing to happen to pop music since IDONTEVENKNOWWHAT, has finally revealed what he's looking for in a woman. Biebs spoke to Absolute Now and said that he's not just looking for a looker, he also needs a chick he can get real deep with: "She needs to have a nice personality, a good sense of humour, nice eyes and a brain. What's the point of having a nice looking girlfriend if you can't talk to her? You want to be able to sit down to dinner and be with someone wh...

Pamela Anderson Is The Latest Person To Bite Lady Gaga’s Style

Pam Anderson Wears a Gaga Inspired Headpiece This might sound dumb, but am I unaware of some British law that was passed saying that when American's visit London they have to walk around with some crazy shit stuck to their head? Because I can't understand why else this ridiculous trend that was started by Lady Gaga is being picked up. Even Pam Anderson, who seriously has no business looking this unconventional, is on to this fad. Last night she was seen leaving a London casino with a huge black rose stuck upside down on her head. What's next? Am I going to see Lohan on the other side of the pond with a pelican woven into her hair? Sel...

Eminem is More Sensitive Than We All Thought

If you watch The Soup, you've already seen this pretty funny sketch that Eminem did with the show's host, Joel McHale and if you haven't seen it, you're in for a treat. In the clip, Eminem asks Joel to come over and help him with his DVD player and things get a little bit awkward. Since he's been out of the limelight for so long, I forgot how hilarious Eminem is and that he actually can pull off a little bit of comedic acting. Seems obvious given his jab-packed raps, but that sort of talent doesn't always translate. He's no Justin Timberl...

Amanda Bynes Is Retired, Loves Black Cock More Than Ever

Amanda Bynes Tweets Her Retirement Announcement Last night on Twitter, Amanda Bynes announced what we all already knew: Her career is way over. Sure, she claims it's a retirement, but I would guess it has more to do with her inability to get hired more than her desire to ease up on work. This announcement was made shortly after she clarified something else that's a little more personal: Yep. She's doing it again. Announcing to the world her racial preference when it comes to sexual partners. Totally appropriate. Thankfully now t...

Rub Their Tummies and Make a Wish

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were spotted on their way to a photo shoot yesterday and the color of their hair really did nothing to help the fact that the two have been compared to troll dolls their entire lives. Hey, at least they're mixing up Mary Kate's usual "homeless woman draped in expensive fabrics" look and Ashley's hella boring upper class housewife vibe. [gallery]...

Mariah Carey Wants You To Be Able To Smell As Tacky As She Does

Mariah Carey 'Lolipop Bling' Mariah Carey was infamously gifted a gaudy, diamond-studded Ring Pop for her anniversary by husband Nick Cannon, and now Mariah wants to spread that same love to us mere mortals. The image above is an ad for her new fragrance line "Lollipop Bling". Unsurprisingly, the scents will be based on Mariah's favorite sweets: raspberries, chocolate and honey. I don't know if I'm missing something and maybe it's OK to walk around smelling like you just escaped Candyland, but I'll tell you this: It's definitely bananas to be a grown woman with a serious attachment to lollipops. I'm a kid at heart too, but let's not go craycray....
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