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Katy Perry Doesn’t Know How She Feels About Osama Bin Laden’s Death Because She’s Not a Real Person

I've been on a real Katy Perry tear lately, but the girl deserves it. Check out the wide range of emotions she went through in public on her Twitter account after finding out that Osama Bin Laden had been captured and immediately killed by someone working on behalf of the United States. First she was all, "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH," which goes along really well with her Christian robot past and then three minutes later she was creating conspiracy theories. Two minutes after that she was worried about the troops and then fi...

Hayden Panettiere Sings Now and She Made a Twelve Dollar Music Video

First Hayden Panettiere ruined Scre4m for me with that totally ridiculous haircut that no high school student in 2011 would ever rock, and now she's ruined the new animated feature Hoodwinked Too by lending her voice to the soundtrack and making this cheap looking music video. The track's called, "I Can Do It Alone," and from the looks of the video above, she did. Yo'kay, maybe I came in a little hot there. Her voice is better than some of the actresses we've seen try their hand at singing out of nowhere, but it's the embarrassingly low-quali...

Quotables: Kristen Stewart Could F*cking Get Pregnant Tomorrow And Don’t You Forget It, Loser

A photo of Kristen Stewart "This really could happen to anyone my age. It didn’t feel like, ‘Oh, how could you have possibly played this? It’s so beyond your years!’ It’s like, ‘Not really, dude. I could fucking get pregnant tomorrow.’” -The always cheerful Kristen Stewart, explaining to Entertainment Weekly why people who think her Twilight character, Bella, couldn't get pregnant are morons. While the lady doesn't exactly have the best way with words, she's absolutely right. She's 21 years old, and last time I checked, there's a reality t...

Nicki Minaj Responds to The Death of Osama Bin Laden

Unless you've been living in a cave (pun kind of intended,) you've probably heard by now that Osama Bin Laden was finally found and killed. Just about everyone I follow on Twitter had a lot to say about the news, but perhaps the craziest/most hilarious commentary I saw was from rapper Nicki Minaj (who has since removed the Tweet from her account.) You all know that I'm pretty much obsessed with Nicki, but I can't figure out if think her Tweet was one of the most spot on yet completely ridiculous remarks I've ever seen in response to such a serious news event or pretty damn selfish. Sure, Lil Kim has talke...

Is Tallulah Belle Willis Our New Favorite or What?

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's youngest daughter Tallulah has been rebelling for some time now and she's showing no signs of slowing down. The 17-year-old, who recently started acting, was taken into police custody on Friday night after being caught while carrying two bottles of liquor to her friend's car. She was released as soon as her mom came to scoop her up from jail and issued no more than a warning, but I'm starting to sense that this is going to become a regular thing for her, which I...

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Held Hands in Public Last Night, Guys

Okay, now this is where being a gossip blogger sometimes starts to feel like being a sixth grader because, like, OMG, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were like, totally holding hands last night at the White House Correspondent's dinner and that like, officially means that they're a couple. Who cares that they held hands? Well, I guess a lot of mainstream press outlets and probably anyone who didn't think it was totally obvious that these two have been fucking for at least the last two months. We've been saying...

Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Whores It Up

She's 18, so I can legally call her a whore now, right? Feast your eyes on the above, folks. That's Miley Cyrus kicking off her Gypsy Heart tour in Equador last night, and from the looks of things, she's going for the whole Taylor Momsen-meets-Michael Jackson-meets-Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman look this time around. I mean, if the girl has any remaining fans, why not just alienate the hell out of them, right? Then again, she's legal now and I'm a bit of a prude, so maybe this look isn...

Guess the Celeb: Who Has Royal Wedding Nails?

Turns out it's not only overweight housewives and British folks who give a shit about the Royal Wedding. One famous songstress was so caught up in William and Kate's nuptials that she covered her nails with photos of the couple. Can you guess which celeb did this to her claws? The answer's after the jump! Read More...

Mariah Carey Finally Gave Birth to Dem Babies

After being pregnant for what seems like, I dunno, nine years, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have finally welcomed their twin babies into this very special world we live in. From People.com: Carey, 42, delivered the babies Saturday at 12:07 p.m. EST at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles. Carey's representative, Cindi Berger, confirmed the births to The Associated Press, saying the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 lbs., 3 oz., and was 18 inches long; her brother was next, at 5 lbs. 6 oz., and was 19 inches. And it was...

Katy Perry Covers Rebecca Black, Flashes Her Vagina in The Process

Last night Katy Perry sang her rendition of Rebecca Black's "hit" song "Friday" during a concert in Melbourne, and it was just straight-up weird. First of all, you cannot tell me that this girl has a good voice live. Sure, she's got an impressive range, but what good does that do her if her actual tone is awful? It just seems like she's got this great big voice and no real sense of style. Secondly, speaking of style, I was so distracted by the split up the front of her dress and that the diaper-ish bikini bottoms underneath kept popping ...

Amber Portwood’s Driving Around a Car That Says “Whore” On It

Teen Mom's Amber Portwood has had a rough couple of years and the recent vandalism on her Ford Taurus is just another thing to add to her list. First she, you know, became a teen mom, then she and her baby daddy wound up in jail and then she had some nude photos of herself leaked. Oh, and there's that really unfortunate tattoo she got, too. I'm sure she probably wanted to kill herself when she pulled up to her mother's house and saw that her car was spray painted with words like "whore," "slut," and "fucker." RadarOnline has all the photos of the damage, which I've grift...

Chace Crawford Has Taught Us All Why You Never Want to Get Caught With Weed in Texas

Chace Crawford was able to strike a deal in court today regarding the case against him that started after a Plano, Texas cop found him sitting in a car with a joint last summer. The Gossip Girl actor kinda got the book thrown at him considering all he in his possession was one measly doobie, which is a good or bad thing, depending on whether or not you think celebrities are never fairly judged in court or if the good green offends you. The deal is this: If Chace does 24 hours of community service (something that someone at his level of fame should be doing anyway,) reports to a probation ...
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