Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney’s Been Talking To Her Worst Ex Ever Again

Britney Spears and Adnan Talking Again? Britney Spears seems to have been getting her act together while under her father's conservatorship the past couple years, but US Weekly is saying that deep down, Britney's the same old girl and she's tired of listening to her dad. Sources say that Britney's been reaching out to her ex-boyfriend, perhaps one of the most toxic characters we've seen in her posse over the years, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib. Now there's a name I bet you didn't think you'd see today. From Us: Spears' secret chats persist ...

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[caption id="attachment_62629" align="alignnone" width="337" caption="Image Courtesy of Interview "]Nicki Minaj in Interview[caption id="attachment_62629" align="alignnone" width="337" caption="Image Courtesy of Interview "][/caption] “I made a conscious decision to try to tone down the sexiness. I want people—especially young girls—to know that in life, nothing is going to be based on sex appeal. You’ve got to have something else to go with that.” - Rapper Nicki Minaj, the baddest bitch in the game, on being multidimensional....

The Jersey Shore Boys Go Queer

Jersey Shore Boys Go Queer These guys are far from my type (except for that one time when I was very, very seriously dating The Situation), but they are somebody's type.... and most of those somebodies are gay men. Always quick to cash in on their "natural gifts" the Jersey boys stripped down and participated in a shoot for the cover of the Village Voice's Queer Issue. Check out the guidolicious photos in the gallery... [gallery]...

Sienna Miller and Sadie Frost are Fighting Over a Little Girl’s Hair

Sienna Banned From Ballet Recital After Haircut Surprise Wow. So this is a bit controversial considering we're talking about hair... Or are we? Sadie Frost, Jude Law's ex-wife and the mother of his children, has a serious bone to pick with Jude's on-again girlfriend, Sienna Miller. When Sadie was out of town, their daughter Iris stayed with Jude and Sienna, and Sienna took it upon herself to have Iris' hair cut. While there are worse offenses, taking a woman's child while she's out of town and essentially giving her a makeover isn't really someth...

Stills From The Green Hornet

Green Hornet Publicity Stills I feel like I've been hearing about Seth Rogan in The Green Hornet for like, five years now so thank God this movie is finally coming out. In terms of superheroes, The Green Hornet is one that I'm pretty indifferent to, but I bet with Seth in the title role, it's going to be reasonably funny and totally crush at the box office. Are you looking forward to seeing this? [gallery]...

Jack White Doesn’t Want Your Novelty Pool-Playing Squirrels

Jack White Refuses Gifts From Fans Jack White has been pretty open about his love of taxidermy (you know, stuffed animals that used to be alive?), but now he's wishing he'd never said a thing at all. Many "thoughtful" White Stripes fans have gifted the musician with strange stuffed presents, and he feels like they're missing the point. Jack feels that his existing collection is almost like an ode to nature, a way to preserve what once was in it's "natural state", but many of the animals he's been given by fans make a mockery of w...

I Was Freakin’ Serious When I Said These Two Would Make It

Khloe Buys Her Man a Bentley Yo, I said it from the jump: Khloe and Lamar are the real deal. They just are. I don't know what it is that makes them so perfect for each other. If I did, I would be out there finding my own Lamar, you know what I mean? There's just something about them that works. Exhibit A: Khloe was on the sidelines of all of her man's NBA finals games and when he and the Lakers took the whole thing, she bought her man a Bentley. That's a $400,000 car, yo. That's real expensive. They remind me of this...

So I Got To See The Real Thing In Person Last Night…

Miley Kills It At The House of Blues My girl Wynter hooked me up last night and took me to the Miley Cyrus concert at the House of Blues where she was celebrating the release of her new album, Can't Be Tamed. Her performance at Sunday night's MMAs was quite the topic of conversation over here yesterday, so while I've never been a huge fan of Miley's music (I mean, who doesn't love "Party in the U.S.A."?), I knew that I was in for one hell of a show... and yo, that girl did not disappoint. Let me tell you something about this Mile...

Did a Health Drink Set Off Lindsay’s SCRAM?

Lindsay Lohan is Still Looking For People to Blame Lindsay Lohan and her team are still trying to narrow down what could have possibly activated her SCRAM anklet at the MTV Movie Awards a couple weeks ago. At first she and her mom claimed it was a spilled vodka and Red Bull. Now they're saying that it might have been Lindsay's constant intake of Kombucha, that nasty tea they sell at Whole Foods. It tastes like carbonated yeast. Kombucha contains .05% alcohol. Nothing that would mess you up, exactly, but probably something someone who has a ...

Quotables

Lady Gaga in Rolling Stone "Michael got burned, and he lifted that glittered glove so damn high so his fans could see him, because he was in the art of show business. That's what we do. I don't even drink water onstage in front of anybody, because I want them to focus on the fantasy of the music." -Lady Gaga on how she's built her celebrity based off of Michael Jackson in the new Rolling Stone, which is required reading for any and all ballers out there....

Look Who Finally Put a Ring On It

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Engaged It's a sad day for all us Orly fans. Our handsome Legolas Greenleaf is officially engaged to his girlfriend of three years, Miranda Kerr. For almost two years now the engagement rumors have been circulating, but this time it's for real. In February of 2008, Miranda spoke to People about her possible future with Orlando and said the following: "He's a sweetheart and that's all I'm gonna say. My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable p...

OK, Some Seriously Sad Shit is Going Down With That Fatty From Party of Five

Jeremy London and Wife Melissa Lose Custody of Their Son Lryic Last week I reported that Jeremy London, who recently announced his battle with cheating and drug addiction, was the victim of the most hilarious kidnapping since Frank Sinatra, Jr. Well, shit just got a lot worse. Like, way worse. As in, Jeremy and his wife Melissa have lost custody of their son, Lyric. Turns out that Jeremy isn't the only drug addict in the family. After Melissa underwent surgery last year, she became addicted to popping pills. That probably has something to do with why she c...