Ugh. Well, this is nothing like the Channing Tatum dick-burning incident of early 2010.
This weekend, Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott Tweeted that he was suffering some complications with the catheter that he has to use after getting in a biking accident. According to his Tweets, his catheter slipped out and tore a hole in the tip of his penis. The cut wound up giving him a fever that resulted in a trip to the hospital. OK, gross.
It's not even that it's TMI to talk about accidents involving your private parts. Like I said, this isn't like when Channing Tatum messed up his junk with some burning water. Because Channing Tatum is hot and the thought of him having a penis doesn't completely offend me. Dean, on the other hand, gives me a serious case of the willies (no pun intended), and to read the play-by-play on penis injury is truly disgusting.
Tori, how can you unleash him on us? />Ugh. Well, this is nothing like the Channing Tatum dick-burning incident of early 2010.
This weekend, Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott Tweeted that he was suffering some complications with the catheter that he has to use after getting in a biking accident. According to his Tweets, his catheter slipped out and tore a hole in the tip of his penis. The cut wound up giving him a fever that resulted in a trip to the hospital. OK, gross.
It's not even that it's TMI to talk about accidents...
Joesph Gordon-Levitt kinda came back on my babe radar last year after (500) Days of Summer came out. I hated that movie, but it reminded me that JGL is for sure cute and has been at least since 10 Things I Hate About You. Maybe on 3rd Rock, too, but that feels like so long ago. Anyway, I'm just posting the photos of him from this month's Details for those purposes. Because he looks hot. There's some artistic value to them, but I'm not even going to play like I think anyone here cares about that.
[gallery] />Joesph Gordon-Levitt kinda came back on my babe radar last year after (500) Days of Summer came out. I hated that movie, but it reminded me that JGL is for sure cute and has been at least since 10 Things I Hate About You. Maybe on 3rd Rock, too, but that feels like so long ago. Anyway, I'm just posting the photos of him from this month's Details for those purposes. Because he looks hot. There's some artistic value to them, but I'm not even going to play like I think anyone here cares about that.
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Heidi Montag's mom has been talking to People about the destroyed relationship between her and her daughter and honestly, I can't blame her. If something came out of your vagina and then twenty-three years later it had a new face, I think you'd be experiencing feelings of loss, too.
According to Heidi's mom, Darlene, Heidi has refused to speak to her since she and the rest of the family gave her such a hard time regarding her major plastic surgery. Darlene even flew to Los Angeles to try and reconcile with her daughter, but Heidi actually called the police on her. The girl called the police on her own mom!
The loss of her daughter has been as hard as you would imagine it to be. Darlene told People, “I haven’t slept in months. I had to go get a prescription for sleeping pills just to be able to go to sleep at night to the point that I didn’t even know how I would even make it another day. I’ve been mourning the loss of a child and, yeah, it hurts. It hurts more than I thought it could hurt.”
It's hard to feel bad for these MTV famewhores, but at the same time, it's easy to imagine Heidi's mother's pain. Can you imagine if you sent your 18 year old daughter to college just outside of San Francisco, and within six months she dropped out, was living with a former Laguna Beach castmember, dating Brody Jenner's best friend who she would wind up marrying just a year and a half later and then she comes home with a new face? And boobs for days!? I don't know what kind of reaction Heidi expected from her mother, but I think a mix of shock and horror is the absolute least she could have planned for.
I hope now that Heidi and Spencer are divorcing that Heidi will reconcile with her family. With no friends, no man and no original part of her body still in tact, what does this girl have left? />Heidi Montag's mom has been talking to People about the destroyed relationship between her and her daughter and honestly, I can't blame her. If something came out of your vagina and then twenty-three years later it had a new face, I think you'd be experiencing feelings of loss, too.
According to Heidi's mom, Darlene, Heidi has refused to speak to her since she and the rest of the family gave her such a hard time regarding her major plastic surgery. Darlene even flew to Los Angeles to try and reconcile with her daughter, but...
Self-described "fucking strong elephant of a woman" Katy Perry has shared the man-taming secret she used to get her beau, Russell Brand. Katy told UK's Esquire magazine that she stole the reformed sexaholic's heart by refusing to sleep with him on the first day they met. The two were on the set of Russell movie "Get Him To The Greek" and when the comedian propositioned the singer, she threw a bottle at his head. The bottle, Katy says, "hit him smack dab on the head." She added, "Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, 'You've met your match.' "
Katy makes sounding holding out like it's some sort of bad-ass move that doesn't just continue to feed a clearly psychologically damaged man's virgin/whore complex, but hey! There's something to be said for not stripping down and boning on day one. I'm not sure if it's a smart way to find a husband (I mean, do you really want to have to wave your pussy above your husband's head like you would a steak with a pitbull? I think not), but like... yeah. In general I think it's a good rule not to sleep with hairy British comedians the first time you chill. />Self-described "fucking strong elephant of a woman" Katy Perry has shared the man-taming secret she used to get her beau, Russell Brand. Katy told UK's Esquire magazine that she stole the reformed sexaholic's heart by refusing to sleep with him on the first day they met. The two were on the set of Russell movie "Get Him To The Greek" and when the comedian propositioned the singer, she threw a bottle at his head. The bottle, Katy says, "hit him smack dab on the head." She added, "Can you imagine ...
Yo, so I still got that podcast with my hilarious friend Jordan Rubin (follow him on Twitter if you love laughing) and this week we put up an interview we did with former SNL cast member and seriously funny dude, Norm Macdonald.
I have been a fan of Norm's work forever (this clip from Conan kills me. And his bit at Bob Saget's roast. And his stand up is amazing.) and to get a chance to hear him talk about everything from his days on Saturday Night Live to his thoughts on Twitter and robots was a dream.
Check out the podcast...
"If you think I'm going to sit here and pass judgment on Miley, you're wrong. I think she's beautiful. I love her. She's trying to grow up, you know, I remember when I was horny and young."
- Dolly Parton defending her goddaughter Miley Cyrus' sexy new style to MSNBC....
If you had to guess which Facebook fan page (those groups you join to show support for your favorite TV show or actress or snack food) had the most members, what would you say? My guess would be something popular amongst high school and college kids (who I would assume are the most active group of users), more or less gender neutral, and something that Christians and hethens alike can get down with. Like that show Lost or maybe that band Nickelback that everyone seems to love so much.
The ...
Yesterday in Hyde Park, Lily Allen performed what she called her last gig in the UK for quite some time. The singer (one of my faves) said that she was going to retire from the biz after her second album to concentrate on starting a family. This news was pretty upsetting to most of her fans, but like most retirements in this industry, I doubt Lily will stay out of the game for long.
Check out these photos of Lily performing yesterday at the 2010 Wireless Festival:
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Normally it's just not right to make fun of people when they're trying to be charitable, but these photos that Justin Gaston took with his If I Can Dream co-stars are pretty freakin' funny. Even if you leave out the fact that this naked man who's grabbing boobies and straddling a lady who's taking it from both sides is a total hardcore Christian. In fact, Justin's known for being so Christian that it was rumored he was living with the Cyrus family when he was dating 16 year old Miley. Because, ...
Amy Winehouse Wants To Get Rid of The Tattoo She Got For a Guy In Order To Make Some Other Guy Happy
Look, I love this whacked out bitch. I really do. I am such a fan of her music and I even love a lot of things about her public persona, but she's always doing things that kind of break my heart. Amy has so many bad ass qualities, but on the other side of that, she also has pushover tendencies that you normally only see in the massively insecure. Drug addition aside, this is a common theme with her.
I'm saying this after finding out that Amy's finally getting the tattoo she once got for h...
Today is Lindsay Lohan's 24th birthday and in the wee hours of the morning, she Tweeted about the first present she received: A fist in her face. According to Lindsay's Tweet above, some waitress took it upon herself to do what we all have been dying to do for years: Attempt to knock some sense in to the bitch. Or, you know, the waitress is just as unbalanced as her victim. I can't be sure. But either way, I'm glad that Lindsay's spending the first day of her 24th year doing what she does bes...