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Christina Hendricks is Still Hotter Than Everyone On The Planet

The LA times just did a profile on Christina Hendricks and it was accompanied by a handful of absolutely stunning shots of the actress. Perhaps the article was to remind Mad Men fans that the show is coming back soon, but all it reminded me of was the fact that Christina Hendricks is a lot better looking than me and nearly everyone I know. Check out the stunning shots of the actress in the gallery and chime in in the comments about what you think's going to happen with Joan this season. [gallery] /> The LA times just did a profile on Christina Hendricks and it was accompanied by a handful of absolutely stunning shots of the actress. Perhaps the article was to remind Mad Men fans that the show is coming back soon, but all it reminded me of was the fact that Christina Hendricks is a lot better looking than me and nearly everyone I know. Check out the stunning shots of the actress in the gallery and chime in in the comments about what you think's going to happen with Joan this season. [gall...

A Gaga Spoof That Will Haunt You Forever

I know there's a lot of Liza Minnelli fans out there, but she's the stuff my nightmares are made out of. This makes me, amongst other things, a horrible gay man and I realize that. So while this spoof of Lady Gaga's epic "Telephone" video starring Christine Pedi as Liza Minnelli and Carol Channing is going to keep me awake tonight, I'm sure there are more than enough of you who will enjoy it. And I should add that my horror is truly a testament to Christine Pedi's talent, because she knocks Liza out of the park in this video....

Jon Gosselin’s Still a Moron

Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross' name tattooed on his back. This week it's being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong. Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon's gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name "Aaron" tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, the dude's name. What JonJon is going to do about this error is still up in the air. I suggest he either goes gay or has more kids, one of which he can name Aaron. I think admitting that the tattoo was a horrible, stupid mistake is too obvious, though. /> Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross' name tattooed on his back. This week it's being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong. Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon's gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name "Aaron" tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, t...

Dina Lohan Thinks They’re Just Making an Example of Her Daughter

Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina just did an interview with Entertainment Tonight about her daughter's jail sentence and the general treatment she got during her time in court. Not one to throw curve balls, Dina said exactly what we expected her to: It's not Lindsay's fault, she's terrified of jail, and the courts are going extra hard on her because she's famous. There's video On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that…we're going to have to see. God willing, it won't happen…It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She's petrified, we all are. We're angry. We're disappointed in the system." On getting a new lawyer and appealing the judge's decision: "She's a fighter, and until the final result — we're not giving up. I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." On Judge Marsha Revel: "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be. If she [Judge Revel] wants a trial, then make it a fair trial. I feel like Shawn [Chapman Holley], Lindsay's [former] attorney should have stood up and said, 'Listen, I didn't know you were going to have witnesses.' We would have had ten witnesses. We didn't get a shot. We didn't get a shot at fairness." On Lindsay's behavior in 2007: "She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone….I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I'm not a doctor…and I'm not an attorney. I'm a mother. And I'm sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child., but here's some of the best quotes:
On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that…we're going to have to see. God willing, it won't happen…It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She's petrified, we all are. We're angry. We're disappointed in the system." On getting a new lawyer and appealing the judge's decision: "She's a fighter, and until the final result — we're not giving up. I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." On Judge Marsha Revel: "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be. If she [Judge Revel] wants a trial, then make it a fair trial. I feel like Shawn [Chapman Holley], Lindsay's [former] attorney should have stood up and said, 'Listen, I didn't know you were going to have witnesses.' We would have had ten witnesses. We didn't get a shot. We didn't get a shot at fairness." On Lindsay's behavior in 2007: "She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone….I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I'm not a doctor…and I'm not an attorney. I'm a mother. And I'm sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child."
Wow. It's just so completely shocking to me that a mother who makes endless excuses for her child's bad behavior is now watching her go off to jail! Dina Lohan is her daughter's worst enemy. I think that most parents, regardless of the immediate sadness they may feel watching their child be locked up, would be thrilled that the court is insisting their child be responsible for their actions and get clean and sober. And if the well-being of her child isn't enough to make Dina realize that jail time is far from the worst thing that could happen to her, then maybe she could consider the fact that once Lindsay's dead, so is Dina's cash flow. C'mon, Dina. Let Lindsay hang in there long enough for you to get a few more chemical peels and a new fur or something. /> Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina just did an interview with Entertainment Tonight about her daughter's jail sentence and the general treatment she got during her time in court. Not one to throw curve balls, Dina said exactly what we expected her to: It's not Lindsay's fault, she's terrified of jail, and the courts are going extra hard on her because she's famous. There's video On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces...

New Lindsay Lohan Song Leaked

Normally we don't link to this site (or even read it), but you guys gotta hear Lindsay Lohan's "leaked" song "Too Young To Die".  The song, which seems to be about her ex Samantha Ronson, is particularly apropos considering so many people out there think that this girl will be the next celebrity who's death we're all obsessing over. The song generally sucks, but it's nice that she started a project and managed to finish it. />Normally we don't link to this site (or even read it), but you guys gotta hear Lindsay Lohan's "leaked" song "Too Young To Die".  The song, which seems to be about her ex Samantha Ronson, is particularly apropos considering so many people out there think that this girl will be the next celebrity who's death we're all obsessing over. The song generally sucks, but it's nice that she started a project and managed to finish it. ...

Taylor Swift Continues To Do Mundane Shit

These photos of Taylor Swift filming her new music video in Maine over the weekend have surfaced and look, guys! It's more of that sappy all-American cheeseball romance bullshit that she always does. I just want to point something out here: This girl is like, 20 years old. On no planet is there a 20 year old woman who is internationally successful who also got married in a chapel to her high school sweetheart. There just isn't. Taylor Swift, you cannot have the kind of love you sing about and be as successful as you are at the age of 20. Grow the fuck up! [gallery] />These photos of Taylor Swift filming her new music video in Maine over the weekend have surfaced and look, guys! It's more of that sappy all-American cheeseball romance bullshit that she always does. I just want to point something out here: This girl is like, 20 years old. On no planet is there a 20 year old woman who is internationally successful who also got married in a chapel to her high school sweetheart. There just isn't. Taylor Swift, you cannot have the kind of love you sing about and be as su...

Did You Catch That Cute Goth Chick on Tosh Last Night?

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Tosh.0 Web Redemption - Looking For A Girlfriend www.comedycentral.com Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture If you watched Tosh.0 last night you might have seen a familiar face: Mine. My friend writes for the show and asked me to come on and play a goth girl for a day. I obviously agreed because I'll do anything goth whenever anyone asks me. I love feigning commitment to the goth lifestyle. If you're unfamiliar, Tosh.0 is basically like The Soup, but on ...

American Hero Kelly Rowland Speaks Out About Her Brave Decision To Get Breast Implants

Kelly Rowland, formerly of Destiny's Child, just did an interview with BBC radio about her breast implants that is hilarious. According to Kelly, her surgery was an act of bravery that took ten years for her to go through with. Because she's waited so long for the enhancement, she was, in a way, fulfilling some sort of dream. Kelly said:
“When I initially thought about that, I was 17 years old. That’s a ridiculous age to make a decision to do something different to your body. For me, it was waiting. That’s the message I actually had to say. When people found out about it, one person asked me and I just couldn’t lie. I didn’t feel the reason to lie. I’m really proud of myself that I waited. That’s 10 years I waited. That’s 10 years I was like, ‘I hate this top. It does not fit. I hate this top.”
Uh, OK. Well, I'm glad you feel better about yourself? />Kelly Rowland, formerly of Destiny's Child, just did an interview with BBC radio about her breast implants that is hilarious. According to Kelly, her surgery was an act of bravery that took ten years for her to go through with. Because she's waited so long for the enhancement, she was, in a way, fulfilling some sort of dream. Kelly said: “When I initially thought about that, I was 17 years old. That’s a ridiculous age to make a decision to do something different to your body. For me, it ...

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"My name is Lady GaGa and I used to sit right over there, way far in the back and way up top… I used to stare at this side of the room, and I used to think, 'I'm gonna be up there.' Every second you watch me on this stage, you remember, I was sitting where you are." - Lady Gaga during her sold-out show at Madison Square Garden />...

God Bless That Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen is in the press for making absurd comments again. She had harsh words for survivors of the earthquake in Haiti and been “I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride.” Although the blonde star wants to avoid comparisons with Miley, 17, she insists she doesn’t have a problem with her personally, just the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’ that catapulted her to fame. She added to this month’s UK issue of FHM magazine: “I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. curt with interviewers, and now she wants to make it clear that that loser, Miley Cyrus? That loser is NOTHING like her. Taylor told the UK's version FHM:
I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum s**t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly.
She's actually said something kind of like this before, but calling her "Miley fucking Cyrus" feels pretty brilliant to me. Taylor Momsen is going to be fine. She's no Lohan, that's for sure. Where Lohan hid her rebellion from us, Taylor's going balls-out wild in public and she's not really doing anything that bad, just some swear words and hooker clothes and bad eye makeup. />Taylor Momsen is in the press for making absurd comments again. She had harsh words for survivors of the earthquake in Haiti and been “I’m not looking to be Miley f***ing Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride.” Although the blonde star wants to avoid comparisons with Miley, 17, she insists she doesn’t have a problem with her personally, just the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana...

Lindsay’s Really Sorry… That She’s So Awesome

Damn. You know you're dealing with a crunk-ass bitch when she takes to her manicure to diss you. Shit. Yesterday, Gawker (and everyone else) pointed out that Lindsay Lohan had the words "Fuck U" painted in tiny letters at her probation hearing. People are saying the words, which some think were written by Lindz while she was actually in the court room, are directed toward the judge, but I doubt that. I don't even know if Lindsay's smart enough to think of that. I bet this is probably her standard nail art and when she got her manicure earlier in the week, she had Mike over at CT Nails or whatever paint on her classy little message. If she was getting a manicure for court, do you think she would have gone for the pastel tie-dyed look? The bottom line here is that Lindsay Lohan doesn't think. She didn't think she was blowing off the court-appointed alcohol classes, she didn't think when she was Hoovering her life savings away, she didn't think when she was speeding up PCH in a drunken state, and so she most certainly didn't think about the way having "Fuck U" written on her nails in court would look. She's young, entitled and flippant about her bad behavior. And that's why she's going to jail. 'Cause of shit like that. />Damn. You know you're dealing with a crunk-ass bitch when she takes to her manicure to diss you. Shit. Yesterday, Gawker (and everyone else) pointed out that Lindsay Lohan had the words "Fuck U" painted in tiny letters at her probation hearing. People are saying the words, which some think were written by Lindz while she was actually in the court room, are directed toward the judge, but I doubt that. I don't even know if Lindsay's smart enough to think of that. I bet this is probably her stan...

I’m Done Hating Olivia Munn

Well, there's been some Oliva Munn drama over at our sister site ZeldaLily lately and while normally I am both Team ZL and Team I Can't Stand That Olivia Munn, I have to say that her comments on her role as a woman person in Hollywood really made me respect her. In the clip above, Munn tells HollywoodLife: Women out there who try to break other women down and compartmentalize them and say that we're all different, that we're not all just human beings trying to fuckin' make it, those people are the people that are bringing down women, and actually the whole reason that people need to feel like this. Because there's people like that saying, 'Oh, we're not good enough because we're completely different. I'm an ethnic female who came to Hollywood without any connections and I busted my ass and my mom busted her ass to get me through college, and all this stuff... and I never asked for a handout and I've never tried to use anything beside my own sweat and blood and talent to get somewhere. I've wondered for years what this chick's appeal is and even been angry about it, ("Why her? Why not me?") but it doesn't fucking matter. Her success shouldn't be hurtful to anyone. No one's should. Whether it's someone we love or hate, if we're debating whether or not they deserve their job, they're winning. And I'm ...
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